Fanficloverforever2005
Author has written 4 stories for Torchwood, X-overs, and Sherlock. Hello well here is some info about me. 1 I'm obsesed with My Little Pony,though I don't really like the latest season, Sherlock , Doctor who, Torchwood , Buffy the vampire slayer , Gravity falls , Undertale , Film and Game theory , the Good Place , Once Upon A Time , Descendants , Zootopia , Hamilton and many others but these are the main ones. 2 I love music especially stuff from the 80s and 90s as well as twenty one pilots , Skillet , little mix , Katy Perry , Green day and Linkin Park. 3 I am insane 4 I often daydream about having my self and some OCs I have created being in my favourite fandoms and changing several events and may use myself as an OC in some of my stories (though I won't say which one) 5 I love memes, quotes and reading , the last time I was tested for a presis reading age when I was 11 and a half I gat a 17 and a half reading age but only a 12 and a half spelling age but it was more than I had expected. 6 When I was forced to do creative writing every Monday for the first 1 hour and a half after planning over the weekend I would often write fanfiction for it. 7 I belive in something called the many worlds interpretation which is basically where there is a different universe for every different way something could have happened I think it might also be know as the multiverse theorem and an example of it is that a coin falls and in one universe it's on heads and another it's on tails and in some others it ends up rolling for a bit before falling or falling off the table it is basically this but on a much larger scale. 8 I still not entirely sure what sexuality I am but I think I what you'd call a Demiromantic which means “A demiromantic is a type of grey-romantic who only experiences romantic attraction after developing an emotional connection beforehand. Demiromantics do not experience primary romantic attraction, but they are capable of secondary romantic attraction. The sexual counterpart to demiromantic is demisexual.” -Wikipedia, 2013, still not sure but I only young and I'll hopefully figure it out before secondary school ends, in a fair few years time. Now here are some of my favourite quotes and copy and paste thingy majigs that I have taken from other profiles and the internet. You are remembered for the rules you break. "Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality" "To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower, Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour." "Unless you do your best, the day will come when, tired and hungry, you will halt just short of the goal you were ordered to reach, and by halting you will make useless the efforts and deaths of thousands" - Gen. George S. Patton "I seek not only to follow in the footsteps of the men of old, I seek the things they sought." "The test of a good teacher is not how many questions he can ask his pupils that they will answer readily, but how many questions he inspires them to ask him which he finds it hard to answer." "Don't hit at all if it can be avoided, but never hit softly. — Theodore Roosevelt" "A leader is a man who had the ability to get other people to do what they don't want to do, and like it." "Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once." "Don't fashion me into a maiden that needs saving from a Dragon. I am the Dragon, and I will eat you whole." - The next time the moon tells you something...believe it. (Bc ROTG.) - Always be yourself. Unless you can be a dragon. Then always be a dragon. - A true friend is someone who is there for you when they'd rather be somewhere else. - If at first, you don't succeed...get rid of all evidence of your failure (let me know if you know where this is from. - True love stories have no endings. - I'm a writer. Of course I hear voices! - Not every person is going to understand you. And that's okay. They have the right to their opinion. And you have the right to ignore it. - It is only with the Heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the naked Eye. - We've all got both Light and Dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. - We are different and that is beautiful. - Sometimes the best book is the dustiest and sometimes the best teacup is chipped. (Disney's Beauty and the Beast) - Darkness cannot drive darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. (Martin Luther King Jr.) - Be yourself, not what others want you to be. Your life is the most valuable thing that you have so don't waste your time being someone else. - I wouldn't kill him because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him and I saw myself. (Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon) - I have no clue what your goal is. But I'll hold you responsible for hurting my friends. My family is Fairy Tail. And I will CRUSH my family's enemies. (Laxus from Fairy Tail) - Darling, looking good is better than being good. (Cruella De Vil in 101 Dalmations) - How many times do I have to kill you, boy?! (Jafar in Aladdin) - Maybe I want what you have; to be believed in! Maybe I'm tired of hiding under beds! (Pitch Black, ROTG) - Evil queens are princesses that were never saved. (Evil Queen) - I will destroy you in the most beautiful way and, when I leave, you will finally understand why storms are named after people. (Maleficent) - “You'll find your destiny, and your hard journey will finally make sense. But first, you must face many sorrows. I regret that, but heroes cannot be shaped any other way.” (The Lost Hero) - Dang! Snake people know how to make Bundt cake. (Leo) - As I always say, don’t focus on the past or you’ll miss the future. (Fairy Godmother from Descendants) Do you enjoy listening to yourself talk? Because honestly, the only person you could be talking to is yourself, since I'm not listening." When in doubt... do something stupid" -Unknown "You and I will die here in this burning hell." "When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred." Uchiha Madara. I looked for the truth, found it. Didn't like it, wish the hell I could forget it. Alex Mercer... this city suffered for his mistakes... for what he did at Penn station and whoever he was, that's a part of me, 'cause when I close my eyes, I see the memories of a thousand dead men, screaming as I take their lives. Moments I'll relive forever. What have I become? Something less than human, but also something more."―Alex Mercer. "You got knocked the fuck out!" "You kage can bark as loud as you want. But it won't faze me. I'll end your pathetic lives here and now." -Madara Uchiha If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, breezybrez, Clear Plastic, LucyCrewe11 :)Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom, dispix208,Fanficloverforever2005 If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11, dispix208,fanficloverforever2005 If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile. We're not sarcastic, we're hilarious. We're not annoying, we're just cooler than you. We're not mean, we just don't like you, and we're not obsessed, we're just best friends. Best friends... you fight, I fight you hurt, I hurt, you cry, I cry, You jump of a bridge. I get into a paddle boat and save your sorry ass. Normal friend: Wow, you're so pretty Best friend: Shrek called he wants his face back A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you. Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends (and boy/girl friends) already have the shovel ready to bury the person that made you cry FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile If you think that Megara should be included in Disney's "Disney Princesses" since she was a princess in the original Greek Myths, copy/paste this to your profile. Danny Llewellyn: You seem to be talking about aliens as a matter of fact! Amy Pond: I thought... well, I started to think you were just a madman with a box. A world without Light would be dark but a world without L is just a word. Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK. The century's greatest detective, advertised as solving every case imaginable. How great his burden must be, how much pain must he go through every single moment: past, present and future...a burden so great it would leave you hunched over. A bitter taste in your mouth that would leave you longing for sweets. There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves, cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and, monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance, they are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans, even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat, even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though the have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it, because in truth, I am that monster. Risking your life and doing something that could rob you of your life are exact opposites. Will you be eating that cake?...say what you want, but I will be taking the cake. Nobody can tell what is right and what is wrong; what is righteous and what is evil. Even if there is a god and I had his teachings right before me, I would think it through and decide if that was right or wrong myself. Don't worry Commander Rester, making assumptions is part of any investigation, if we're wrong all it'll cost is an apology. If you're wrong, you just have to say sorry. If you can't win the game, if you can't solve the puzzle, you're just a loser. It's not just the notebook I'm after. I wanna eliminate my competition. I will be the best. I don't care what it takes. I'll beat Near by any means necessary. I'll kill anyone who gets in my way. I'll be number one. I'm not a tool for you to use to solve the puzzle. Our goal is the same, I'll wait for you there. In the end there is no greater motivation than revenge. Bored out of my mind! Anyway, it's too boring to keep watching something that has no movement. Since when were the Japanese allowed to have such big guns? Sweet as sugar..hard as ice..hurt me once..I'll kill you twice. Cross over to the dark side. (we have cookies and chocolate cake!) Never knock on Death's door... Ring the bell and run away... he hates that Warning: trespassers will be shot. Warning: survivors will be shot again Always forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much. The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Have you ever threatened a computer or video game console? I have. Nobody says "game over" to me!! I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. Last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?" There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. Ways to know if you are a writer… You talk to yourself a lot - Check. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else - Also check. You live off of sugar and caffeine. - my mother won't let me but I would if I could. Your texts tend to be extremely long and completely random. - Well, not always, but quite often, yes. When replying to a text, you never actually get to the point of it. - Yes I do! (Just, not all the time...) No matter where you are in your room you'll never have to get up to get a pen/pencil and paper. - Extra large check. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. - not really but I only got my laptop at the start of the school year. You constantly start talking in third person, past, present, or future, or Shakespearian where you start adding it to the end of every word. - Not yet. You make lists of things you are going to write about, then start laughing for no apparent reason - ...Check. Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a long time ago. - So many checkmarks that they continue on the next line... Your mood depends on what’s going on in your story. - usually the other way around. The most social interaction you get in a day is the conversations you write between your characters. - depends if it's a school holiday or not. You forget that not everyone spends their free time writing. - for me it's normally reading. You’re in a tough situation and you think, “What would my character do?” - And another check. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now. It's you and me versus the world. We attack at dawn. I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. Again. There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line -Oscar Levant We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one. You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing " I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures " Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important to us... If you, like me, are addicted to Disney, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you can't figure out if these copy and paste things bug you or if you love them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can make yourself laugh super easily, copy this onto your profile. If you were invisible for a day and you would mess with your enemies copy this to your profile. If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile! If all you wanted to do when meeting Baymax in Big Hero 6 was give him a big hug, copy and paste this to your profile! If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael, tylerbamafan, Dorito of Doom, Ashleigh M. dispix208,Fanficloverforever2005 I promise to remember Sans when someone makes a joke I promise to remember Papyrus when someone makes spaghetti. I promise to remember Undyne whenever I want to feel braveI promise to remember Alphys when someone is talking nerd junk and anime. I promise to remember Toriel when making a pie I promise to remember Napstablook whenever I feel like trash. I promise to remember Mettaton when I'm on stage. I promise to remember Asgore whenever I'm around flowers. I promise to remember Flowey when I call someone an idiot. I promise to remember Omega Flowey when someone tries to scare me. I promise to remember Asriel whenever I cry. I promise to remember Frisk when making a poker face. I promise to remember Chara when I really want to fight someone True Undertale fans would repost this Normal peoples say get rekt, we say get dunked on. Normal peoples say go to Hell, we say Kids like you should be burning in Hell Normal peoples say do you wanna go? we say Do you wanna have a bad time? Normal people are afraid of monsters in their closets, We're protected by ours. Normal kids watch cartoons, we watch anime Normal peoples Think computers are for instant message, we think they're for programming robots. Normal peoples think shipping is stupid, we think it's a way of life. Normal peoples will ignore this, Undertale fans will repost it If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Girls Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together Controversial Issues: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage Yes, I submitted and joined the dark side... If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile. If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. am not that girl, BUT I am that girl The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. And then there's this one: I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. I am the kind of girl who lives in her own world. I am the kind of girl who keeps my secrets to myself. I am the kind of girl that will smile like I'm fine when I'm not. Make you laugh when you want to cry. Worry about someone more than myself. Fall over laughing at the dumbest things. Always forgive but never forget. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't talk much in a social setting. I'm a girl who hides behind my books and writings, and doesn't care what others think. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened). You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213 You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213 You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213 You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Poseidon) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods") You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!) You just have to research more about greek mythology You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. You ran down your street/through the park with a plastic sword/stick screraming gor Olympus/god or goddess. (Poseidon) When your mad at your parents you tell them you'd rather be god/goddess you hate's kid. (Ares) When you hear about an earthquake on the news you start scolding Poseidon. You try to talk to horses telepathically. And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! The Percy Jackson pleadge: I don't really believe this but it's weird:This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish SisterOfAnElvenWannabe Fanficloverforever2005 and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! (I feel sorry for him actually) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!" Crazy is when you tell your teacher that the reason you're failing her class is because her hair is distracting you. Crazy is when you say humans are idiots and then when someone says that you just called yourself an idiot you say I'm not human I'm an alien/vampire If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you udrentnad waht Im syanig pstae tihs on yuor pfriloe. Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship. There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000. Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers. Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires. The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper .Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper." He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice. Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!! I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS. A POEM I FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON! My name is Tiffany I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI If you believe Islam is a religion of peace and not hatred like how social media spreads it as, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list! 1. WinterCrystal 1009 (Creator) 2. Angelicat2 3. Angelic_Amigod 4. NaruhinaFan13149 5. HappyDragon771 6. BlueOwlBubbles 7. Ravenclaw-at-heart 8. MichaiahShaw 9. Apollo_And_Levi 10. Wynter_Antoinette 11. Sarah56643 12. iamccharlotte 13. Frosyfever 14. SeaPrincess2233 15. Sam I Am 16. Devil Wolf Girl 17. ElektraVamp05 18. MugetsuPipefox 19. JelsaRules101 20. SpottedFrost7 21. PaperGirlInAPaperTown 22. DragonBookLiverKitkat913 23. queenlaur 24. Toni42 25. lovelylights13 26. Purplecatlover93 27. Rida H. 28. Sadia 29. AyameKitsune 30. PacifinaxGenos 31. BrooklynHiggans63 32. cassjo 33. WillemenaHeart 34. Bhavanah 35. Keerti 36. Death Blaze 37. Ur Fan 38. ToniSaki 39. cookie cat 40. FrozenDragonHeart 41. Super-Predator2431 42. Tallieho 43. Mvpcat29 44. enemies_friends 45. Masked Revenge 46. GoddessofTechnology 47. caliwuwu 48. MHeartz 49. Xx_xXRawrXx_xX 50. cheesycheeselovr 51. HardyGirl17 52. KitoH 53. HarmonyofAnime 54.Fanficloverforever2005 NORMAL PEOPLE/PJO FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile TRY NOT TO CRY... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" For those dang bullies... You know that boy you pushed over earlier? Committed suicide last night. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. And that boy you teased for crying? His mother died. You know that man you made fun of for his scars? He fought for our country. That man you stole the little leather pouch off? He was homeless. And everybody else you've been mean to? You've either hurt them really bad or ruined their life. Post this on your profile if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but if you are that 1% with time and a heart, then show it. "Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on !! " o(0)o-•-o(0)o Count every "F"' letter in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... Well how many F's did you count? 4? 5? 3? WRONG! THERE ARE 6 F's -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN. (pass this on if you figure it out) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds off the fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief! Things to ponder... Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? So what's the speed of dark? How come abbreviated is such a long word? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Things You Do NOT Wanna Hear On An Airplane Intercom: 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, RokuShion-number-1-fan, sonicdisney, Roxanna123, The Utterly Fabulous Z, Milk Of Awesomeness,fanficlover2005 If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile funny Quotes: It's OK to prick your finger, just don't finger your prick. (this one is so dirty. ) I am not going back in the closet. Too cramped, and the skeletons aren't much company - even with the huge collection my family has! of all objects, batteries are the worst of all...objects can break but be fixed...batteries DIE! "I am never late...so time better slow the fuck down!" "Ow"--what's wrong--"I swear someone just snacked on my ankle" "You think he'd notice if we turned his cat pink?" "You better not pout, you better not cry, hey guess what I'm telling you why, Santa Claus is Dead." "They always say that a murderer is a loner; Well of course he is a loner! HE HAS BEEN KILLING PEOPLE!!" "Absolutely NO ONE is too refined to tell you where to shove it, pal!" "You can't fight the fangirls! - JUST LET ME KILL THE ANNOYING ONES!! Aww, you should be so happy you have any!!" I'm a compulsive liar, honest! I want a jacket that lets me hug myself. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. Please don't interrupt me while I’m ignoring you. There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." "You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them." If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? When life gives you lemons... When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole! I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. Stupid people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. I wish you were here.. In my room... On my bed... The lights are off... We go under the blankets... AND I SHOW YOU MY NEW WATCH THAT GLOWS IN THE DARK!!... What on earth were you thinking?! YOU PERVERT!! X3 Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door... Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to. "Are we fighting?" "No, if we were fighting, you'd be on the floor, bleeding." boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and easy to replace. My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway A day without sunshine is like... night. "Go forth and set the world on fire." screw the metaphorical, literal all the way It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If the doctor's cute, screw the fruit. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. I'm not insane... i just do whatever the voices tell me to. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Normal is just a setting on washing machines. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. "I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! " Dear girl talking about how "that stupid deaf retard will never get a girlfriend", He may not be able to hear you, but I can. Sincerely, his girlfriend- who's about to punch your face in. Dear cat, Please tell me how when we were both locked out you were still able to get back in the house. Sincerely, we don't even have a cat door Dear people giving me judging stares, Yes I am 14 with 1 year old twins, I support myself by whoring around on street corners and make all of my purchases at dollar stores and walmart Sincerely, just kidding I'm babysitting Dear purple crayon, Why must you look EXACTLY like the blue crayon? Sincerely, my ocean is now purple Dear girl in my biology class, Yes, I'm pale. Yes, I have above average grades. Yes, I occasionally miss school. Yes, I rarely speak. No, I am not a damn vampire! Sincerely, I hate this generation.Dear parents, So Santa has the same wrapping paper as us, the same handwriting as you, and an elf named China that makes most of the toys? Sincerely, seems legit... Dear world , Why do you only blame girls? Sincerely, it takes two to get pregnant Dear parent giving me a dirty look because their six year old saw me making out with my boyfriend in the movie theater, Well, maybe you shouldn't have brought them to an R-rated movie in the first place... Sincerely, I cannot have possibly scarred him as much as Paranormal Activity 3. Dear one-year-old brother, You are staring right at me. I can see you taking that chocolate chip cookie. Yes, even though you are slowly backing away, I can still see you. No, putting it into your mouth and chewing as slowly as you can does not help. Ah ha! Finally noticed I caught you, didn't you? Wait, what are you...? Oh, this cookie is for me? Is this our agreement not to tell mom? Sincerely, you fit right into the family! Dear Moms Everywhere, When you say we will leave in a minute, we think we are going to leave soon, and not in a half-hour. Sincerely, Teenagers Everywhere Dear son, Girls are red, guys are blue if you make purple I will kill you. Sincerely, your loving father. Dear Homophobics, Gay also was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree" or "happy". Sincerely, Are you against happiness too? Dear 4,153,237 people that got married in the past year, Sorry, but shouldn't that be an even number? Sincerely, who kept count?! Dear Mother, Please stop saying that bisexuals don't know what they want. It's a real orientation, and you saying otherwise hurts. Sincerely, secretly bisexual Dear guy who took down the sign about my lost puppy, Really? Sincerely, is a wet t-shirt contest really more important? Dear English Teacher that just gave me a D on my exam, Why did you have to assign me to the seat next to your pet salamander AND your giant coffee mug? Sincerely, Attention Deficit ...IS THAT A LAVA LAMP I SEE? Dear Boys who wish they could understand girls, So do we. Sincerely, Girls Dear boyfriends, Only we are supposed to hook up behind your girlfriend's back. Sincerely, Bras Dear Fairy Godmother, So where were you when both my parents died, the only family I had left enslaved me, abused me and hid me away from the world for years? But hey - thanks for the pretty dress! Sincerely, Cinderella Dear Period, Oh my god you're late! What if I'm pregnant? What will my parents say? I'll have to drop out of college! I'll have to tell my boyfriend!! Oh wait... Sincerely, virgin Dear chemistry teacher, Why is the class amused? I believe it's quite self-explanatory... Sincerely, "Rutherford concluded that his balls could be tiny or massive." Dear Nutrition Facts, Please stop lying about serving sizes. Sincerely, this is definitely a one-person box of mac and cheese. Dear sisters's boyfriend, Please keep in mind before you cheat on her, that I am one of the only people in the world who could kill you and get away with it. Sincerely, her forensic scientist older brother Dear Movie Makers, Please stop changing important thing when you make a book into a movie. Sincerely, we like the book for a reason Dear "drink plenty of fluids", OK, I'll try not to drink too many solids or gasses. Sincerely, what else would I drink? Dear students, So... all your printers break the night before you have to hand in your assignment? Sincerely, amused teacher. Dear Jocks, Being a single guy who likes musical theater doesn't make me gay. Sincerely, you strip in front of 20 guys while I'm backstage with 30 girls. Dear windshield-wiper making companies, You seriously can't figure out how to get that one little triangle? Sincerely, annoyed Dear world, Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash and no Hope. What are you going to do when I die?! Sincerely, Kevin Bacon. Dear Dad, If I answer the home phone it's a pretty clear indication that I am, in fact, at home. Sincerely, Why did you ask? Dear Dryer, Please don't steal my partner... Sincerely, lonely single sock Dear online website that asked if I was human, What do you think I am? Sincerely, a tiger with thumbs Dear teenagers buying condoms, Trust me, I am not judging you. I am, however, judging the 22 year old mother who buys three bottles of vodka and two bottles of baby formula. Sincerely, your cashier Dear band teachers, Please don't look at us weird when we laugh after you say, "Use more tongue and blow harder". Sincerely, students cracking up Dear God, Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer. Sincerely, 6-year-old daughter Dear Optimist Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, the Opportunist Dear people I don't like, Please stop having good names. Sincerely, I wanted to name my kid that Dear girl with only one hand, Thank you so much for holding the door for me. Sincerely, you are the nicest person at our school. Dear dad, Did you really just ask me if I wanted to go spin donuts in the local grocery store parking lot at 9 at night? Sincerely, I like when mom is on vacation. Dear Judgemental Shop Assistant, Yes I am buying a pregnancy test because I think I might be pregnant. Sincerely, I'm 23 ... and married Dear Embarrassed Boy buying tampons, Relax...I know they're not for you. Sincerely, I think it's cute Dear health teacher, Please don't take off points because my oral presentation didn't include any images. Sincerely, my topic was pornography Dear older brother singing loudly in the shower when he thought he was home alone, I was going to complain, until I caught the lyrics,. Sincerely, your Timone is wonderful but your Pumba needs work. Keep it up. Dear little girl, Thank you so much for grinning and saying, "You've got a robot's leg!" when you saw my boyfriend's prosthetic leg. It's the first time his laugh and smile have been genuine since he came back from Afghanistan. Sincerely, his girlfriend who's eternally grateful. Dear ignorant person that told me that clarinets are gay, Elton John is gay, a clarinet is a clarinet. Sincerely, I'm a band student, and you're an idiot. Dear girls that are afraid of blood, What do you do during your period? Sincerely, curious... Dear iPod, I named you, Titanic. Sincerely, syncing you now... Dear Facebook, Congratulations on becoming a verb! Sincerely, Google. Dear guy who accidentally dialed my number, Just because a young female answered the phone does NOT mean you have permission to text me back to ask if I'm single. Sincerely, "you have the wrong number" is not a flirtatious statement whatsoever! Dear cat, Please explain to me why you are so happy and purring one second and the next your claws are in my skin and your hissing uncontrollably. Sincerely, someone has mood swings. Dear Disney Channel Original Movie "My Babysitter's a Vampire", Original, huh? Sincerely, Disney Channel Original Movie "Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire". Dear Edward Cullen, You stay young forever and sneak into the rooms of young girls? How original. Sincerely, Peter Pan. Dear Adele, Writing whole albums about boys who break hearts is kinda my thing... Sincerely, Taylor Swift. Dear Stephanie Meyer, No, it is not okay to make your characters fall in love with infants and toddlers and say "But it's alright, because he's a mythical creature and it's true love". Sincerely, human pedophiles claim it's love, too... Dear Ke$ha, I sparkle too! Sincerely, Edward Cullen. Dear underage partiers, Do you really think that when you post a picture of you at a party holding a beer can and blur out just the beer can that that suddenly makes a difference? Do you think we are all going "oh there's a little blurred out spot on the picture that just happens to be placed over everyone's hand in every picture, well that couldn't possibly be a beer can. Nah, it was probably soda and they just didn't want people to know what kind." Sincerely, laughing at your pathetic attempts. Dear mom, I have been sick off-and-on for years now. The doctor may not know what's wrong, but I do... Sincerely, throw away your cigarettes before one of us dies! Dear parents who name their kids "Christian", I'd like to introduce you to my son Muslim, my daughter Jew and my cousin Athiest. Sincerely, it is the same thing... Dear Facebook, Please add a "nobody cares" button. Sincerely, I don't care what you ate for breakfast. Dear teacher who says "I don't know CAN you?" after a I ask if I can go to the bathroom, When I was using can, I was using it's secondary modal form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought that since you were a teacher, you would know that. Sincerely, schooled. Dear Americans, Remember how you said a black guy would be president when pigs flew? You're welcome. Sincerely, swine flu. Dear "it's the thought that counts", What exactly were your thoughts when buying me this gift? Sincerely, no, you're right, I DID need a new ladle Dear mom, Yes, of course I'm pregnant. What did you expect? Sincerely, you were at the wedding... Dear teacher, When you say "Write in complete sentences", the majority of the class assumes you are saying "write incomplete sentences". Sincerely, minor formalities. Dear kitten, Yes, it is super cute how you can attack and shred a roll of toilet paper in 15 seconds. However, I am super sick and needed it. Sincerely, now I have to blow my nose on your fluffy tail Dear inspirational posters, Yeah, there's no "I" in "TEAM", but there's a "ME"... Sincerely, better rethink that one. Dear boyfriend, If you're going to act like a tool, you can sleep in the shed. Sincerely, girlfriend. Dear boy who just asked me to sit on his lap, Boy you ain't no Santa Claus, I don't wanna be yo ho ho ho! Sincerely, that might have been the cleverest thing I've ever though of on the spot! Dear GAP clothing, Do you really think someone is going to buy a shirt that says "69" all over it? Sincerely, observant customer. Dear group in California..., So, you want to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death? That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper. Sincerely, how dumb are you? Dear NASA, Your Mom thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto Dear fellow schoolmates, I was so proud when all four hundred of us left the gym when the DJ played a Justin Beiber song. Sincerely, Never been prouder Dear Microsoft Word, No, I did not spell my last name wrong! Sincerely, anonymous. Dear person who just said that "we make a cute couple", He's my brother. Sincerely, you disgust me... Dear teens, Go to school, get married, THEN have kids. Sincerely, don't do it backwards. Dear clueless mom who just told me my scarf looks gay, Thanks! I found it when I was in the closet! Sincerely, proud homosexual son. Dear Glee, Ruining good songs was OUR idea! Sincerely, Kidz Bop Dear doctor, For the tenth time, yes I'm sure I'm not pregnant. Sincerely, lesbian. Dear mother, It doesn't matter if you have the same parts as me. Sincerely, your daughter that would like to get dressed without you walking in. Dear girls Dear girl in my civics class, Did you seriously just ask the teacher why Alaska is so cold if it's next to Hawaii?! Sincerely, Trying to conceal my laughter and wondering how you made it past the 2nd grade at the same time... Dear world, Today in class the girl next to me was trimming her split ends and the two people in front of me were having a breath holding competition. Sincerely, I'm in med school... Meet your future doctors. Dear dad, Please stop criticizing my 30 minute showers when you leave the TV on all day for the dog. Sincerely, your daughter. Dear humans, You are just my over sized Sims game Sincerely, God Dear Geometry, Pi r not squared. Pi r round... Cornbread r squared. Sincerely, sarcastic Dear parent suspiciously looking over my shoulder as I browse a baby name website, Please realize that it is not what it looks like. Sincerely, aspiring author who needs names for her characters. Dear boy's everywhere, Since girl's bra's are called 'over the shoulder boulder holder'...does that mean your underwear is called an 'under the butt nut hut'? Sincerely, Just curious Dear Prince Charming, Come on...I danced with you all night and the only thing you could remember about me were my glass slippers? Sincerely, Cinderella Dear adults who tell teenagers to stop 'whining' about our lives because we 'have no real responsibilities', I go to school for 7 hours a day, then go to work for another 5 hours, then go home and do my homework for 4 more hours! I have to get good grades to get into a good college and then decide on a major, and find a way to pay for it all. Don' tell me that I have no responsibilities. Sincerely, clearly you've either forgotten the stress or were just too big of a slacker to notice it all Dear rewind button, Thank you for making Jaws the quirky comedy about a bulimic shark that barfs up so many people the town has to open a beach. Sincerely, life is nicer backwards. Dear Bella, He forbids you from seeing your best friend, he intimidates you into doing whatever he wants, and he won't give you anything in return. Sincerely, honey, that's an unhealthy relationship. Dear Mom, Next time you're lecturing me and ask, "Do I look stupid to you!?" make sure you aren't wearing that sweater with the penguins all over it. Sincerely, just being honest. Dear people who "love music so much", Listening to whatever is popular and then forgetting about it a month later, declaring it sucks because it's old, and repeating the cycle a month later shows how much you don't appreciate music. Sincerely, real music fans. Dear Pinocchio, If you said ,"My nose will grow now," and it doesn't, that would mean you were lying. But if you were lying, that would make your nose grow. Thus, making your nose grow by telling the truth. Sincerely, ultimate paradox. Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager, Having Nike sponsor your show with the slogan "Just Do It" probably isn't sending the best message... Sincerely, yet another reason to laugh at that show Dear butt, You managed to turn on my phone, decipher my screen lock code, put it on speaker, AND call Pizza Hut in the middle of class? Sincerely, I'm impressed. Dear character in movie about to be hit by a car 20 feet away, Instead of just standing there with a gaping O face, how about running? Sincerely, seriously, what are you waiting for? Dear church women, Please stop disguising gossip in your prayer circle... Sincerely, "let us pray for Tanya who is now pregnant at age 15 with no father in sight..." Dear English teacher, How can I get a question wrong that was asking for my opinion? Sincerely, fed up Dear person who invented salt, What made you decide to combine two deadly poisons and put it on your food? Sincerely, NaCl. Dear mom and dad, Please stop shouting at each other and take a look at your daughter. You can see the scars on her arms, right? Sincerely, a worried older brother. Dear world, Fortune cookies aren't from China, Swedish Fish aren't made in Sweden, Danish rolls aren't from Denmark, French bread isn't from France, German chocolate cake isn't from Germany, and French fries are actually from Belgium. Sincerely, what is wrong with this picture? Dear Egnslih tecaehr, Did you konw taht as lnog as the fsrit and lsat lteter are in the smae palce, hmauns are albe to raed the wrod? Sincerely, slpelnig is not taht ipmrontat. Dear elderly driver, Red means "stop," green means "go" and yellow means "slow down." Notice that there is not a color or a light for "please run over the teenage girl because you can't see over the dash." Sincerely, the girl that you almost ran over today. Dear Facebook, I do in fact know those people on the side of my page, and there is an excellent reason I have not added them as friends. Sincerely, I don't like them. Dear mom, Stop telling me to, "turn off my phone and be social!" Sincerely, I'm talking, just not to you. Dear Pythagorean Theorem, Because I can't wait for that moment in time when I will have a ruler to measure two sides of a triangle but not the third. Sincerely, oh, wait... Dear ice at the bottom of the cup, Please stop surprise attacking my face every time I try to take the last sip of my drink. Sincerely, you get me every time. Dear people who ask questions during movies, The awesome thing about movies is that they tend to make sense and answer the questions you ask if you watch for 5 more seconds. Sincerely, seriously, I just want to watch the movie in peace. Dear iTunes, $1.29? Really? What is the extra $0.30 for, shipping and handling? Sincerely, you jerks. Dear dad, There IS a difference between butt dialing and a booty call. Sincerely, just so you know. Dear parents, You scream at me when I don't answer the phone... I've called you eleven times now. Sincerely, your annoyed child. Dear mom, If I knew where I last saw it, I wouldn't have asked you where it was. Sincerely, annoyed teen. Dear PETA, People Eat Tasty Animals and they always will. Sincerely, stop making me feel guilty about it. Dear mom, So... You're a doctor, and you can't even tell when I'm faking a sickness? Sincerely, should I be worried about our healthcare system? Dear Spoon, Tell me that nursery rhyme all you want, I know the Dish isn't my real dad. Sincerely, Spork Dear Shakespeare, Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make. Sincerely, unconvinced English student. Dear douche bag, You're mean to gay boys, but think it's awesome when two girls make out? Sincerely, confused. Dear Kardashian family, Remind me again why you're famous? Sincerely, confused TV watcher. Dear parents, Please realize that those clothes on my floor are part of my new invention... the horizontal closet. Sincerely, your teenager. Dear Richard, Please explain why your name is shortened to Dick. Sincerely, confused. Dear Skittles manufacturer, What rainbow are you tasting that doesn't include blue? Sincerely, confused consumer. Dear unborn son, Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority. Sincerely, soon to be father. Dear parents who tell your kids, "That’s why you go to college" when they see the pizza guy, I have this job so I can pay for my textbooks FOR college. Sincerely, the educated pizza guy. Dear one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater, Are you purple and eat people, or eat only purple people? Sincerely, confused child. Dear people judging me on the bus, Please stop. This 8 month old baby is my nephew. Sincerely, 16 and still a virgin Dear Wicked Witch of the West, So... how exactly did you shower? Sincerely, Curious Dear parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Sincerely, it's not our fault; it's how you raised us Dear mom, I've known 'what happens when two people love each other' since third grade. Sincerely, just let me watch my PG-13 movie Dear people who name their kids after places they were conceived, That is by far the worst idea I have ever heard... Sincerely, Back O. Car Dear math teacher, If there are 11 students in the algebra class and 9 of them are failing, how long will it take for you to realize that you suck as a teacher? Sincerely, how's that for a math question? Dear students, You can't read my handwriting on your papers because I needed an entire bottle of vodka before your paper made any sense. Sincerely, your professor Dear How, You really need a W. Sincerely, Who, What, When, Where, and Why Dear dad, How can you be mad at my report card when it spells your name twice D A D D A D??!! Sincerely, your failing son Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what's your plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out Dear George, If you're so curious, why is it you haven't figured out my real name yet? Sincerely, The Man in the Yellow hat Dear Everyone, CARROT TOPS ARE GREEN! Sincerely, Gingers Dear hormone-crazed teenage boys, I hope you still appreciate slutty Halloween costumes when they start showing up on your thirteen-year-old daughters. Sincerely, Karma Dear Google Image Search, That WAS NOT what I was looking for. Sincerely, Scarred for Life Dear Math Teacher, Your ceiling has 86 1/2 tiles, 9 mysterious black stains on said tiles, 4 sprinklers, and 4 lights. Oh, and I forgot to mention... 2/3 of your students aren't paying attention. They're trying to figure out what I'm staring at. Sincerely, Your Bored Student Dear DJ who played 'Love the Way You Lie', It's probably inappropriate to play a song about domestic abuse at a wedding. Just my two cents. Sincerely, a concerned cousin of the groom Dear Vegetarians, How many plants had to die to make your salad? Sincerely, An Honest Carnivore Dear Angry Parents, Please stop getting mad at us when we answer your question. Its not backtalk, its called answering your question. Sincerely, Pissed Off Grounded Teen Dear Philosophers, If actions are stronger than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword? Sincerely, Deep thinker Dear Carmen, This isn't funny. I can't find the baby... Sincerely, Waldo Dear people who say "it's cold as hell", What part of "fire and brimstone" don't you understand? Sincerely, Satan. Dear jerk ex-boyfriend, Please continue to tell me repeatedly that I'm never going to find anyone else like you. Sincerely, that's kinda what I was hoping for when I dumped you! Dear mom, Taking the TV remote doesn't stop me from watching TV. I can manually turn it on and change the channel as I please. Sincerely, just because I'm from the age of technology doesn't mean my IQ is 40. Dear countries who like boys better than girls, Where do you think boys come from? Sincerely, girls who want some credit. Dear Mr. Left, She doesn't want you because you are never around. Sincerely, Mr. Right Dear guy who shouts "not appropriate!" every time you see me hug my boyfriend, Look who's talking! Sincerely, saw you eating your girlfriend's face five minutes ago. Dear friends with benefits, Not dating but lots of sex huh? How original. Sincerely, no strings attached. Dear Edward, Did you ever think that maybe the reason you can't read Bella's thoughts is because SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY? Sincerely, makes sense to me... Dear morons in charge of our school system, Please explain why you say high school students need the most sleep, but insist on tasking us with hours of homework and making us wake up before our parents. Sincerely, something is wrong with this picture Dear world, Red hair: redhead, brown hair: brunette, white/yellow hair: blonde, no hair: bald. What do you call someone with black hair? Sincerely, a "black-head?" Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back... you know, since you're not using it? Sincerely, _usic. Dear boys in my Geography class, No, London isn't a country. Sincerely, this would be funny if you weren't in high school, and completely serious. Dear vampires, Humans are annoyed with you too? You drink blood? You follow people around when they don't want you too? Join the club! Sincerely, mosquitos. Dear fans, If Kayne managed to steal the mic, is Taylor really swift? Sincerely, curious. Dear guys, Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one. Sincerely, you don't see me being a boob. Dear schools, Don't ban Wikipedia. You say it's horribly wrong, but still give us A's on our papers... Sincerely, where do you think that information came from? Dear pregnant friend, What's the difference between you and a lightbulb? Sincerely, a lightbulb can get unscrewed. Dear SpaghettiO's Alphabet Version, Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of SpaghettiO's? Sincerely, just wondering... Dear people staring, Yes I am 22, and have four little girls with me at the zoo. Sincerely, get a grip I am babysitting and the oldest is 10! Dear people who think my 5 year old brother is my son, I'm fourteen. I hadn't even hit puberty when he was born. Sincerely, how old did you think I was? Dear people staring, I am 15. The kid I am with is 8. Of course she's not my daughter. She's my sister. I was not pregnant at 7. Sincerely, you're all idiots. Dear girlfriend of two years, You're confused as to how you are pregnant?! Me too... Sincerely, virgin boyfriend. Dear teenage girls, You wear a neon green pin saying FREE HUGS! then look at my 6-year-old sister like she's crazy when she asks for a hug? Sincerely, she just learned how to read... Dear person who previously had my biology book, It was really hard not to laugh when I opened the front cover on the first day of school. Sincerely, Name: Michael Jackson. Issued: Black. Returned: White Dear metabolism, My lunch - salad with no dressing and an apple. Result? Fat. Boyfriend's lunch - three double cheeseburgers and a milkshake. Result? skinny.. Sincerely, seriously? Dear long distance boyfriend, You said you started loving me because of my honesty, so I'll be honest. We've never had sex, so it is defintly NOT my bra I can see on the floor. Sincerely, yeah, whoops is right. Dear ladies, If your man only wants your breasts, legs and thighs send him to KFC. Sincerely, don't waste your time with him. Dear manly 6 foot 7 older brother, ... you do know I can hear you singing from outside the bathroom door, right? Sincerely, you're a Barbie girl? in a Barbie world? Dear Justin Bieber, Please don't teach our kids that they can be in love when they're only 13. Sincerely, just told my daughter the normal time to have sex was when she was in love! Dear Pinochio, So all I have to do is lie? Sincerely, Lord Voldemort! Dear deadbeat mom, Stop using "I never had a mother" as an excuse. Sincerely, nor do I. Dear Miley Cyrus, Well this is awkward you actually weren't invited to the party... Sincerely, the USA. Dear Candace, Why dont you just take a picture of Phineas and Ferb? Sincerely, common Sense... Dear boyfriend, I liked you when you didn't ask me for anything that night I slept over. I fell in love with you when you kissed my cheek when you thought i was asleep. Sincerely, girlfriend who was nervous about sleeping at your house. Dear dictionaries, Please stop putting such big words in your definitions. Sincerely, we already looked up one big word, we don't need to look up another! Dear Lucky Charms, Please change the marshmallow to wheat ratio from 1/10 to 10/1. Sincerely, everyone. Dear New Orleans, Seriously, I'm not allowed to tie my alligator to a fire hydrant? Sincerely, where am I supposed to tie her now? Dear child, Don't use logic against me! Sincerely, I'm trying to be the parent here! Dear owner of the shoe in the lost and found, Please. How do you manage to leave school with 1 shoe? Sincerely, confused.Dear world, Please never say "grapes" in pig-Latin. Sincerely, "rapegays." Dear teens, Next time your parents ground you for lying, look them straight in the eye and say, "Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny." Sincerely, parents lie too Dear Facebook, Please never make a legitimate "who's viewing your profile app." Sincerely, my ex boyfriend would get a restraining order. Dear Edward and Jacob, I have to tell you two setting important... I recently found this out... I'm... A lesbian Sincerely, Bella Dear parents who tell me not to talk to strangers, So now you want me to sit on this random old man's lap, and tell him what I want. Sincerely, rethinking this whole mall Santa thing, aren't you? Dear Justin Bieber, The country music awards? Really? Sincerely, and how are you country? Dear guy in my Social Studies class, Please think before asking what Obama's last name is... Sincerely, even the teacher laughed. Dear parents who say looks don't matter, If looks don't matter, then why do you get upset when I go out to dinner in sweats? Sincerely, teenagers everywhere. Dear guy I like, I was so disappointed when I heard you say "I love you" to someone else on the phone... Sincerely, ...then you ended the sentence with "Mom." :) Dear relatives, Please stop telling me, "you're next" at weddings. Sincerely, or I will start saying the same thing to you while we are at funerals... Dear girl who says she wants a guy like me, I'M A GUY LIKE ME. Sincerely, I've had a crush on you for three years... Dear who ever said "just picture the audience in their underwear", Not the easiest thing to do with your crush in the front row. Sincerely, nervous and turned on. Dear peoplewhotalklikethisallthetime, Can you not find the spacebar? Sincerely, it is the biggest button on the keyboard... Dear girl wearing a white dress to prom, I am taking you to prom and not to the alter, right? Sincerely, your scared, prom date. Dear math teacher, Now I lay me down to rest, a pile of math books on my desk, if I should die before I wake, that's one less test I have to take! Sincerely, bored student. Dear Canada, You gave us Nickelback, we gave you Miley Cyrus. You gave us Justin Bieber, we gave you Rebecca Black... Your move. Sincerely, America Dear Girlfriend, Of course I will love another girl! Sincerely, ...in ten years, and she'll call you "mommy." Dear boys, It's said that the most common way a woman kills a man is with food posioning. Sincerely, you still want that sandwich? Dear girlfriend I just killed the spider for, I hope you realize now how much i love you. Sincerely, your boyfriend who's also afraid of spiders. Dear teacher, If you know the whole class is going to see your computer screen, it would be smart to delete the email verifying your eHarmony account. Sincerely, we all know that you have a wife. Dear girls, Just helping you reel in a vampire boyfriend. Sincerely, your period. Dear "Secret Life of an American Teenager" writers, I WANT TO HAVE SEX, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX, SHOULD I HAVE SEX? SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX!! Sincerely, maybe try mixing up the script sometime? Dear tough guy that isn't afraid of anything Boo!! Sincerely, pregnancy test. Dear non-virgins at my high school, I can be like you in less than five minutes, but you can never be like me again. Sincerely, still a virgin and ok with it Dear "two wrongs don't make a right", Two negatives equal a positive... Sincerely, just saying. Dear son, I know what you were doing... Sincerely, nobody just stares at Google. Dear People who say "real vampires don't sparkle, Really? Sincerely, real vampires don't exist. Dear girl in my class, "What's an IQ?" Sincerely, clearly something you're missing... Dear women who complain about sexism, Isn't it a little sexist to say that boys can't hit girls but girls can hit boys? Sincerely, a reasonable woman. Dear old ladies, Please stop looking so disgusted. I'm just holding him while my mom finishes the grocery shopping. Sincerely, THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER Dear Y, Please make up your mind. Sincerely, A, E, I, O, and U. Dear A E I O and U, I never liked you guys anyway... Sincerely, Y. Dear car full of guys driving around campus with the windows rolled down, Thank you for singing "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry at the top of your lungs. It made walking in the rain a little more bearable. Sincerely, amused. Dear jerk who asked my clearly anorexic 16 year old little sister when the baby's due, This morning, for the first time in nearly two years, she willingly ate half a grilled cheese. Thanks to your cruel, ignorant comment, she is again refusing to eat and won't come out of her room. You had better hope I never, ever see you again. Sincerely, little brother just trying to help her. Dear Facebook, Please never, NEVER, create a way for users to see who visits their profiles...or how many times. Sincerely, not a stalker, just curious about my crush. Dear 4 year old who just asked his friend if I was his mommy, Contrary to what MTV might have you believe, even as a 17 year old, I still don't have kids. Sincerely, am I flattered or disturbed? Dear Mom, Just because you saw me naked as a baby, and we have the same parts, does NOT make it okay for you to just walk in to talk to me while I'm in the shower. Sincerely, your freaked out 17-year-old daughter. Dear parents, I'm so sorry, but I need to get this off my chest. I was home alone with my boyfriend, and, well...I disobeyed you. I know you've told me time and time again to never do it, and you always tell me how wrong it is, but we couldn't resist. We had everything we needed. And, it wasn't my first time, either. ...the taste in your mouth is something you'll never forget. I can assure you though, it won't affect my health. I feel terrible for going against your rules, but I can't promise that it won't happen again. Sincerely, ate a whole bowl of raw cookie dough with him. Dear classmates, Yes, I will get mad when you call me a spoiled brat for having a new iPad. Sincerely, works 40 hours a week and decided to treat myself. Dear teacher who asked the class whore to stop wearing her work clothes to school, Thanks. Sincerely, you made my day. Dear world, It's sad when I can't take my 4-year-old brother out places without me getting stares or being called his mom. Sincerely, sixteen-year-old girl. Dear son, Yeah, we knew you were gay when you told us you were going to make another boy your "wife" when you were in preschool... Sincerely, you didn't have to hide it for so long... Dear Karma, I bought a Michael Jackson album, he died. I watched the Dark Knight, the Joker died. I bought an iPad, and Steve Jobs died... Sincerely, I just bought a Justin Bieber album... Dear Urban Dictionary, Thank you SO much. Sincerely, I was not about to ask my parents that... Dear Grandma, Thank you for saying "Yeah, like YOU'VE never done that" to Mum while she was screaming at me! Sincerely, her face was priceless. Dear person whispering stuff behind me in the store, No, the newborn in the cart is not mine, she is my moms. Just because I am the one pushing the cart doesn't mean that i gave birth to her. Sincerely, im only 14... Dear "I could never get tired of that song" , Challenge Accepted. Sincerely, radio stations. Dear 30 tabs and counting, One of you is playing music... Sincerely, BUT WHICH ONE?! Dear elderly woman that says we look cute together, Thank you. So much. Sincerely, the gay couple holding hands Dear Mom and Dad, Please stop saying "Don't play with your food!" You spent the first two years of my life convincing me this spoon was a plane... Sincerely, your fault. Dear Facebook, Why is there an option for an expected child as a family member? Sincerely, do you really think my unborn baby has a Facebook? Dear 16-Year-Old Sister, Why won't you tell me your boyfriends name? Sincerely, I see the bruises on your arm and the way you flinch when I raise my hand... Dear Dad, If you wanted to "straighten me out," an all boys boarding school was not the way to do it. Sincerely, your gay son. Dear "Are you pregnant?", Not that I'm aware of... Sincerely, a 16 year old boy who just wants a sports physical. Dear Americans, "Gay" means happy or jolly, "queer" means odd or strange, "retarded" means slowed or hindered, "dumb" means unable to speak, and "lame" means incapable of walking. Sincerely, go read a dictionary. Dear Sound of Music, So the kids' mother's been dead for seven years and the youngest child is five? Sincerely, Sneaky, Captain von Trapp. Dear Pringles, Do you want me to eat your chips or not? Sincerely, how am I supposed to eat them when my hand doesn't fit into the container. Dear kids who bully the quiet girl in class, It's ironic how I am the only one who can hear her cry for help. Sincerely, deaf kid who can see the scars on her wrists. Dear stereotypical "mean girl", Thank you for sitting with me in the back of the class and asking me about myself, saying how cool of a person I am, and even commenting on my heavy metal music. I won't judge you since you didn't judge me. Sincerely, the stereotypical "goth chick." Dear Facebook addicts, If Facebook shuts down, are you going to be roaming the streets shoving pictures in people's faces saying "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!" Sincerely, just asking. Dear parents, "Because I said so" does not qualify as a reason. Sincerely, it just makes us more angry. Dear people who hate gays because it says so in the Bible, Please tell us all about how you were a virgin until after marriage, didn't lie, and never disrespected your parents. Sincerely, I'm sure your not perfect either. Dear old lady Wal-Mart cashier who told me she doesn't approve of teen moms, Good thing that little girl's my niece then, huh? Sincerely, but seriously... you work at Wal-Mart. Dear homophobic dad, You hate gays? Phew, thank goodness, I thought I was in trouble. Sincerely, I'm bisexual! Dear parents, Wait, so you named me after bread? Seriously? Sincerely, Peeta Dear people who think friend-zoned is bad, Try cousin-zoned. Sincerely, Gale Hawthorne. Dear "you're just wearing that braid because of the Hunger Games", Yes, I love the book. Yes, I saw the movie. Sincerely, No, Katniss did not invent the French braid Dear "All the good guys are gay", Are you kidding me? All the good guys are straight! Sincerely, gay men everywhere. Dear celebrities, Do you ever Google your names and look at all the things people say about you? Sincerely, curious. Dear fat lady at McDonalds, Yes, people were watching when you told your son he could only eat his carrots if he finished his chicken nuggets first. And you didn't have to yell at him for it. Sincerely, thanks for contributing to the obesity problem in America. Dear nosy neighborhood moms, Yes, I'm 19, and the three year-old girl who lives with me? She's not my daughter. She's my little sister. Sincerely, I adopted her when our parents died. Dear 4 year old sister, When I asked what you wanted to be when you grew up, I expected you to say princess. Sincerely, but you're right... who wouldn't want to be a duck? Dear people, Yes. My name is Bella. Yes. My husband's name is Edward. Yes. He is older than me. Yes. I am from Arizona. The difference is, I'm 64 and have been married to Edward for 43 years. Sincerely, Stephanie Meyer stole my life! Dear boys who won't buy tampons for their girlfriends, It could be worse - they could be asking you to buy a pregnancy test. Sincerely, amused girl. Dear "friends", Yes that call was from my mom. Yes I call her mommy. Yes I said "I love you" before hanging up. No I'm not a "retard." Sincerely, teenage boy who doesn't care what you think. Dear woman who told me "there's a place for girls like you", This is my brother, not my son, I'm 17 he's 4, I'm taking him to the zoo so he can draw the monkeys. Sincerely, yeah there is a place for me, it's called awesome town! Dear Parents, No my bed did not break from me having sex. Sincerely, jumping and dancing on it. Dear girl who my boyfriend was flirting with over text, Thank you! I have so much respect for you! Sincerely, just looked through his texts and saw you telling him to piss off and love what he has. Dear Identical Twin Sister, Maybe you should rethink saying "I'm so ugly" in front of me. Sincerely, you just ruined my self esteem. Dear teacher who just yelled at me for using my phone in class, Actually, I was texting my little brother, wondering how his first chemo treatment is going. Sincerely, may I continue? Dear guy who called me gay for being in a musical, Just wait till opening night. Sincerely, Your girlfriends an awesome stage-kisser Dear Mother, Please locate the nearest dictionary. Now look up the definitions of mom, mother, and parent. Then proceed to look up the definition of dictator. Please note that they are not the same. Sincerely, Your irritated second-born. Dear girls who wear lots of glitter eyeshadow, You leave me no choice but to rate you from Ke$ha to Edward. Sincerely, seriously, tone it down. Dear 50 people who have posted on my Facebook wall for my birthday, I wonder how many of you actually KNEW my birthday? Sincerely, considering changing my Facebook birthdate for fun. Dear Disney, Maleficent taught me that when the popular kids snub you, make your own party. Cruella taught me to express myself. Jafar taught me never to let go of my dreams, even if they're as big as being sultan. Dr. Facilier taught me that you're lost without your friends. And Yzma taught me never to lose my flair. Sincerely, ...wait, I learned all the WRONG lessons, didn't I? Dear judgmental woman, I am twenty-seven and happily married with a wedding ring I can't wear because this pregnancy is making my fingers too swollen. Sincerely, the "knocked-up teenager" you were warning your kid about. Dear movie theater worker who just asked me if I'm old enough to see a PG-13 movie, I'm short not FIVE! Sincerely, 16 year old girl Dear teammates, Stop making fun of the marching band or I'll beat you with my French Horn. Sincerely, Head QB Dear Manufacturers of the Straw, Please make your straws longer than the bottles Sincerely, reaching for it with my tongue like a retarded chicken Dear World, You know something's wrong when calling someone a Virgin is considered an insult. Sincerely, Virgin - And Proud of It! Dear teacher who called me a spoiled brat in front of the entire class, You eavesdropped on me venting to my best friend how pissed I was that my mother got me a Tiffany necklace for my birthday. Here's what you didn't hear: What I had asked for my birthday present was to spend more time with her. Instead my mother bought the necklace. Sincerely, a spoiled nobody. Dear family who won't let me attend the funeral, I'm a lesbian, not a leper. Sincerely, I loved her, too... Dear doctor, The longer you leave me unattended in your office, the more tongue depressors I can lick and put back in the jar. Sincerely, where are you?! Dear girlfriend, Please be so kind as to explain to me how on earth you are pregnant. Sincerely, your infertile boyfriend. Dear mom and dad, Please don't hang up rainbow flags everywhere. I get it, you'll love me no matter what. Sincerely, wanting to go back in the closet. Dear strippers, If you are called exotic dancers then shouldn't drug dealers be called exotic pharmacists? Sincerely, makes sense to me... Dear teacher who asked me what I was day-dreaming about, boobs, BOOBS, sammich, boobs, SEX, hooters, dieing puppies, failing a test, OMG BOOBS, sammich, is she winking at me? Sincerely, should I have lied? Dear mom and dad, Why am I in trouble for jumping on my bed? I hear you jumping on yours every night... Sincerely, innocent eight year old. Dear people who say they just had a newborn baby, The newborn part is implied. No one thinks you just popped a 12-year-old out of your snatch. Sincerely, irritated by your redundancy. Dear little sister, I am so glad I took you to the library to help you learn sign language so you could befriend the deaf kid at school. Sincerely, just watched you sign "I do" to him. Dear guys in the locker room I apologize for checking you out during gym class, but try to understand my situation. If you were in a room with twenty naked chicks, you would look too. Sincerely, still in the closet Dear doctor, I'm not pregnant, I am not sexually active, nor have I ever been. I am not being bullied, I'm not anorexic and I don't make myself puke to get thinner. I have friends, my teachers aren't mean, my parents are not abusive and the absolute only thing stressing me out is all your stupid questions! Sincerely, can't a girl just have a stomach ache? Dear people, Please help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy who I'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple. Sincerely, Spongebob S Pants. Dear Christians who protest everything, Please go back and reread your Bibles. It's "love thy neighbor" not "condemn thy neighbor to hell just because you don't agree with them on something." Sincerely, a loving Catholic girl. the six truths of life 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3 Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, Shatchi, LE Trex, ImmaBeatYouWithaCrowbar, emotionalpoemgirl, Battle-Royale-Hiroki, mockingjay411, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, Fanficloverforever2005 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SisterOfAnElvenWannabe, Fanficloverforever2005 2. Sometimes you think the Volturri are watching you. You love hoodies. YOUR GIRL SIDE: more of a tomboy than girly which for me makes sense Bold everything you are... stop the stereotypes! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b*h. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a w*e. I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w*e. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking w*e. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I AM A GIRL WHO HAS A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f*ing them all. I AM A GUY WHO HAS A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a w*e. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p*y. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b*h. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a b*h. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a w*e myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt). I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and am A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*d. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I'm a girl who doesn't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER. I am slightly shy, so I MUST be a wimp. I am respectful to teachers and adults, so I MUST be a suck-up. I am blond so I MUST be stupid. I'm SMART so I MUST be wimpy. I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist idiot. I am against abortion, so I must be against the people who do it. I am Christian, so I must deny the rights of people outside of it. I don't like Twilight, so I must go around spamming people with anti-Twilight messages. I hate Twilight, so I must hate those who do love it I am a Christian, therefore I must be a goody-two-shoes. I have a different denomination than others, therefore I must hate those who aren't in the same denomination as I am. COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE STEROTYPES. Feel free to add on sterotypes that apply to you that you hate. Note: This was composed of multiple people. These stereotypes do not all apply to everyone. It's just for those who hate stereotyping. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile A black man walked into a restaurant and sat down. A white man approached him and said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like chocolate put this in your profile...(HAND IT OVER!) f you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. Any type of racism being directed at me or any one else through PMs or reviews will get the sender blocked from my account and reported. |
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