How you know your living in 2013

1. You got drunk with your friend cause the world was ending but it didn't.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have facebook/twitter/tumblur.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer or using your phone

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it.

You know you did BYE

Most wanted(favorite characters)

Female Kyuubi

Funny, perverted

Perverted Naruto

Perverted, likes messing with Ino and Sakura

Anko

Perverted, funny and likes messing with Genin

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have truest issues."

"I meant to behave but there were too many other options."

"I'm weird, but I know you love me."

"I'm not crazy; My reality is just different from yours."

"If you're shocked by what I say, then you obviously haven't paid attention to who I am."

"We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people."

"Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police."