Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter. Hey I'm Jevanminx and I was born on 15th June and I live in Cornwall, England. I have shoulder length brunnette hair and blue eyes and I love reading Harry Potter, Hellsing and Fullmetal Alchemist stories! I'm random Have a tendendy to shout strange things to people in the school corridors I dont even know I have a very strange and sometimes dirty imagination that I share with Mystic Dodo I love dogs I have 5 collies, two red (browny orange) and white, one that is this two colours plus tan and looks all marbly (if that makes any sense) and two black and whites and I love them all. I did have a tan one but he had to be put down in old age in August, and I still cry about it now when I really need to stop. I'm single (boring I know) I hate football but love rugby I really dont like sports My parents are divorced my dad remarried and my mum has a boyfriend My whole family has a strange sense of humour I'm sometimes insecure but mostly if I'm not with my friends or family I went against my beliefs and got a bebo page I have done way to many embarrassing things in my life I love funny or deep quotes I hate my legs but love my eyes, stomach and back I want a tattoo on my hip of a rose with a snake wrapped round it I hate Hermione with Ron but love her with Harry or Draco I'm better at writing with Mystic Dodo than on my own I have an incredibly random taste in music I really dont like people who think just cause all the boys like them (cause they practically flash there tits, no offence) that they are the Queen of England and can give everyone they think is below them shit I'm just a large bit crazy THIS IS BUNNY (\_/) COPY AND PASTE BUNNY (='.'=) INTO YOUR PROFILE TO (")_(") HELP HIM GAIN WORLD DOMINATION 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DemonDaughter, RaiKimTomBoY, Harry's My Boy, Jevanminx Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile. If you have ever asked where something is and gotten mad at someone for taking it, and you've been holding it in your hand the whole time, add this to your profile. I think thats it and I hope you enjoy at least one of my stories which I will never write as I'llstart think they are shit have a tantrum and delete it. |
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