I love anime/manga! And animals, and lots more stuff...I really hate my computer, but that's a different story..I love to write! You'll find that out.. and now! Some of my favorite quotes!

On the outside, I look sympathetic...but on the inside, I'm laughing hysterically! ~Me!

Whatever. ~Just about everyone...

I'm only a 64 year old woman and in a psychiatric ward! ~Me! (that's a long story...)

LET ME WRITE, DARN YOU! ~Anyone wanting to finish a story...like me!

O.O SHINY! ~Any Youko fans and anyone obsessed with shiny things...

AAAHHHH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ~One of my best friends, KK (Kitsune Kit) when she's on a scary ride

STUPID GOATS, GET BACK HERE! ~Me! (I have ten goats...my sis wanted them!)

I LIVE ON AN ACREAGE, NOT A FARM! ~Me when I correct someone about where I live...

It's m-e-A-g-a-n! Not that way! ~Me, making corrections for people who can't spell...

YOU NEED TO UPDATE! ~KK and me to each other...;

BITE ME! ~Me! and a lot of others...

Jeez, slow down! You type too fast! ~Basically everyone that has seen me type... (I can't help that I'm a fast typer! I can only go up to 125wpm right now!)

Roses are red and pink and white and many other colors, especially black and I love black, but anyways, Tulips are many colors, such as red, gold, black, and probably every other color you can think of except blue, I don't think they're blue... But anyway, to get to the point of this whole poem, Candy is sweet slurp And so is Yoko Kurama! drool (Ha! You thought I was going to say you, didn't you? Well ha! I didn't=P) ~Me!

Youko has me, I have my kitty, my kitty has my bed, my bed has my floor, my floor has my room, my room has my house, my house has the air, the air has everything else, and everything else has...well, everything else... ~Me! talking to TC on the phone one night...

STOP LAUGHING AT ME! ~Me, all the time.

The kiss of immortal death has begun... ~Many people, including me!

PURPLE DOT! ~TC, DE, and EBD
BLOW POPS! ~DE, TC, and EBD
STRAWBERRY! ~DE and EBD
PIXIE STIX! ~DE and TC, sometimes KK
CLOUDS! ~DE and TC
TOTALLY ME! ~DE and TC
SCANDALOUS! ~EBD
KANI! ~All of us (DE, TC, EBD, and sometimes KK)
loud burp OH, SORRYZ! ~DE

I can't help that I can picture everything! And when I say everything, I mean everything! So far, there isn't a single thing that I cannot picture! ~Me! and the sad thing is, it's true... _;;

I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. ~Dirk, from "Left Behind" and DE

You're a nut, and I love ya. Always have, always will. ~Buck, from Left Behind

Just felt like it was time to move on. ~Hattie, from Left Behind

Hey! Newsguy! ~Pilot dude from Left Behind
Yeah. ~Buck, from Left Behind (both of these last lines are from one scene)

I swear she's on p.m.s. or something! ~Me, after my cat bit me on the arm and broke the skin on my left middle finger...no joke! it hurt so bad I was crying, but laughing so hard!

PMS - Learning when to keep your mouth shut. ~Me, and part of a summary I read looking for something...(no, not PMS stuff!)

Let's just say that if someone says S'mores, I'm going to crack. ~Me! after listening to LoveLine

Plus condoms, minus ecstacy! ~Dr. Adam on LoveLine

...hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine... ~Darling Nikki by the Foo Fighters

...thank you for a fuckin' time! Call me up whenever you wanna grind! ~Darling Nikki by the Foo Fighters

TC PHONE HOME! ~Me, talking to TC over the phone...

TC GO PEE! ~Me and TC

DE NEEDS TO PEE! ~Me and TC

I love the way you smack my ass... ~Control by Acoustic

Kuwabara: gets kidnapped and taken away on a truck
Yusuke: launches a giant Spirit Gun at truck...a second later... Ah, man! I forgot about Kuwabara!
Kurama: You mean you actually launched a Spirit Gun that big without even considering Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, URAMESHIIII!

He just popped my Spirit Gun like a party balloon at a stupid kid's birthday! If anyone's taking notes, that's not a good sign... ~Yusuke, thinking to himself after Sensui popped his Spirit Gun

When are you moving out of your mom's pads and into your own tampons? ~Dr. Adam on LoveLine

PINK SUGAR HIGH ATTACK! ~Me (and TC and EBD) after watching Sailor Moon...don't ask...

A story is not complete until the evil cricket dies! ~Me!

Behold he comes! jumps on a hill, then falls on rear ~A friend of mine at camp...

Toilet in cabin: overflows
Marcy: my councelor fixes it after the Mime at about 2:15am Yeah, I fixed it!
Girls in cabin: (except DE) run into bathroom
DE: hears everyone run into bathroom and falls asleep about one second later ~Scene that actually happened one night...or morning...at camp

IT'S COLD, IT'S COLD! IT'S JUST SO FREAKIN COLD! ~DE after getting icy, dirty water spilled all over her at camp

HAPPY SCRAPER! ~Everyone at camp

PIGGY! ~TC, DE, KK, EBD, and whoever else...

Kurama: Koenma knows the exact identity of our foe.
Yusuke: He WHAT!
Kurama: I've planned a formal meeting to-- notices Yusuke's gone
Yusuke: EARTH TO TODDLER BITCH! yelling at a computer thingy You better speak now before I put that pacifier ten inches down your throat!
Kurama: sweatdrop

Well, I sure as hell won't let an idiot like me destroy the world. ~Yusuke

Ogre, you're a fruitcake! ~Koenma

Precisely why I chose you, Yusuke. I didn't want someone who would think too much. ~Koenma

Permanently retiring his ass! ~Yusuke, talking about Sensui

in a happy, sing-songish voice Decapitation! ~DE

Pretend for a moment that you're a man and hurry and make a choice. ~Shizuru

Sensui is probably long gone by now, thanks to this pretty boy. ~Yusuke

Kaitou: One time, I spent 36 hours trying to best my own score.
Yusuke: 36 HOURS!
Kaitou: Uh, yes...everyone needs a hobby...

Hate to piss on your parade... ~Koenma to Botan

KOENMA TOOK HIS PACIFIER OUT! ~DE

Mitari: That's Gourmet!
Yusuke: Oh, great. Does he cook?

It looks like he has a pearl necklace on or something... ~DE, watching Ani talking from Gourmet's head

In a very awkward way, that looks kinda cute... ~DE, watching one of Kurama's plants "eat" Ani

It's the end of the world. You can't just turn it off with a switch. ~Genkai

Itsuki: If it's possible, let me have one more day to live, Mister Sensui.
Sensui: And why should I?
Itsuki: My favorite TV show airs its final episode tomorrow. I'd like to see how it ends.

Yes, I admit my attraction was not purely academic. I always wished he would become my lover. ~Itsuki, talking about Sensui

Okay, you can stop right there. I don't think my ears are old enough for this! ~Kuwabara after above statement

Alright, this is just like playing Dodge Ball in gym class...WHY DO I SKIP GYM! ~Yusuke

Genkai: From the smell.
Botan: The smell?
Genkai: The smell.

DE: unconciously burps and doesn't know it
TC: You burped.
DE: I burped?
TC: You burped.
This would be after above comment

sees Yusuke's tennis shoes on his feet and blinks a couple times He's not wearing any socks! I just noticed that... ~DE, after seeing Yusuke's legs...

Your horoscope today is: You will find something that you will regret in the near future. ~DE

Guys have to have semi-long hair. Ya know, something to grab on to! ~One of DE's friends from camp, and DE

If you find anything, just scream or blow something up. ~Genkai

A room full of stupid white coats... ~Yusuke

And that's how the human race ended... ~Botan, after Yusuke and Kuwabara fight...again...

Unless he's an absolute dope, he really didn't go to the arcade. ~Genkai

How sad! You just walked into your death trap! ~Mitari (Sea Man)

Boy, it's going to be a long walk home... ~Kuwabara, carrying his 3 friends and Mitari back home

Let me down, you fruit! ~Ani Toguro

Sleep-talking. Sleep-walking without the bruises. ~Shizuru

DIE YOU EVIL POPUPS, DIE! ~DE yelling at the popups on her computer

Clown at fair: teases KK
KK: gives clown the finger
Clown: doesn't realize
DE: turns around, laughing KK, I do not know you!

THE CLOWN! IT'S THE CLOWN! IT'S THE EVIL CLOWN! ~TC, KK, and DE

AAAAHHHH! THE CLOWN! SAVE ME! ~DE

The fair's not over until the evil clown dies! ~DE and TC

Clown: gets dunked
TC, KK, and DE: laugh hysterically and cheer for the dunker

LLAMA! ~DE, TC, KK, and EBD

FAT BUNNY FAT BUNNY FAT BUNNY! ~TC and DE

Men must either be pampered or crushed. ~"The Prince"'s (by Machiavelli) epigrammatic advice...It's from my Honor's European textbook!

I have a lemon tree in my backyard! ~"The Bard", one of DE's friends...

Mwahahaha! I have a lemon tree in my room! ...and apparently in my pants... ~"The Bard"

DE: WOOHOO! WE HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW: CODE RED!
TC: talking on the phone to DE and DE's friend Oh, God, spare us all!
DE: takes a Code Red and walks to room
Can of CR Code Red: slips from DE's hand
DE: OH CRAP!
DE's Mom, TC, and DE's friend: WHAT!
TC: What'd you do now, DE?
DE: picks up can Nothing! The can of CR just dropped!
TC and DE's friend: start laughing
DE's Mom: WHAT! DID IT SPILL!
DE: No, I haven't even opened it yet!

DE: extremely nervous Oh kani, oh kani, oh kani, oh kani, oh kaniiiiii!
TC: What?
DE: I've told you! I'm really jumpy cause I want that job !
TC: Oh yeah...

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 cans of beer in a case...Coincidence? ~One of TC's quotes from some random dude

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 cans of MD in a case...Coincidence? ~DE's revision of above quote

WUMPUSS THEM! ~DE and several of her guyfriends

I burp when I'm scared... ~DE after having multiple large amounts of soda...

I SAID DIE YOU EVIL WHORE OF A BASTARDLY BITCH! ~DE yelling at the popups that won't go away because of the viruses on her computer...

DIE, BITCH! ~DE to many things and people...especially evil things/people and POPUPS!

It's all good! ~DE, TC, and whoever else...

Yusuke lost, Yusuke found. Yusuke dies, Yusuke dies again! ~DE, reading a title from YYH shows...the "Yusuke dies, Yusuke dies again!" part is DE's addition...

RAH RAH LITTLE BLACK SHEEP! ~A random DE quote...

EBD: talking on phone to TC and DE I don't like monkeys...
DE: not paying attention because she's doing research for English and looking things up IT'S A PANDA!
EBD and TC: start laughing
DE: What?
EBD: explains So why'd you say Panda?
DE: Because when I put the cursor over this link, it turned into a Panda!
EBD and TC: start laughing more

IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! ~DE, TC, KK, EBD, and whoever else...

Never take dough syrup and drink Strawberry Soda to wash out the nasty taste... ~DE

It could have been my cousin! ~TC, while DE and her were talking about pigs...dissecting one, to be exact

DE: Omg, I'm going to puke just looking at the pig!
DE's Friend: Oh, man, you're telling me!
(Later in Biology...)
DE: I wanna cut open the pig!
DE's Friend: No, I want to!
~This happened during Biology while DE and her friend were grossed out by dissecting a fetal pig, and then suddenly changed by the end of the class...

I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count! ~DE, whenever someone asks something...

TC: (tries to open her locker and it finally opens) EVIL SPAWN OF SATAN!
School People: (look at her funny)
TC: (skips happily down the hall)

THAT'S going in the quotes! ~DE, TC, EBD, and KK

Well, there's those...Maybe I'll change them as time progresses...then again, I don't know... =D

KK has this in her profile, but I'm going to tell my version of Yoshiko, one of my main characters. I realize that there could be some confusion when we talk about her...

Name: Yoshiko Taki
Demon Type: Mystery (This is the main part of the confusion. Demons that don't usually have a specific breed are Mystery demons. They have many unknown powers, even to themselves. They have multiple strengths, but, as always, a weakness as well. They are usually entitled as "Unknown" demons, but they like to call themselves "Mys" pronounced "Mice".)
Age: Appears to be 17, but is 3000+
Hair: Long, blonde
Eyes: Deep, unnatural turquoise-ish in human, beady red in demon
Special Qualities: Master Archer and Master Spellcaster
Personality: Fun, crazy, caring, loving, bubbly...

And now for pointless, random rantings!
Rant #1:
When a bird flies into a window, wouldn't you think it's high or drunk? I mean, it very well could be, because the car exhaust--thing, stuff, whatever--could reach their senses. And they could drink alcohol that has been sitting in a puddle on the sidewalk because some drunk baka dropped the bottle and it broke. So the birds get into one thing or another and the next thing you know, it flies into your dirty window and knocks itself out, leaving you to think that a bird is too stupid. But really, it's because something got to the bird's senses. That, or the bird has a serious death wish...

Rant #2:
Starting tomorrow, May 12th 2005, in Biology class, we're going to dissect fetal pigs. Now, what I want to know is: can you be considered literally insane if you're grossed out by the thought, and then about three seconds later you're fighting with one of your best friends over who is going to cut open the pig? Uh, because that happened the other day--yesterday, I think. It was weird. I love pigs; don't get me wrong! But it just kinda...happened, I guess... Sadly, however, we are also going to dissect a sheep's brain, I do believe. The pig's isn't quite right or something, so we're doing a sheep's! Ya know what I say? I say that we shouldn't have to, because some people puke at the sight AND smell of the dead! Dead animals, I mean. Also at nasty trash and litter boxes! Maybe it's because I realized I can take my stress and frustration out on cutting it open; it'll be done in no time! ...hopefully it won't spit some odd ugly nasty liquid stuff at me like the worm did in 7th grade to my friend... Well, that's all I have for this rant... tune in next time for: DE'S RANDOM RANTS OF RANDOM SUBJECTS!