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 Author has written 13 stories for Alex Rider, Maximum Ride, and Radio Dramas. привет hi i am 18 this is my nickname shadow Xiu Tiger Tora in japn hunter cacciatore in itailian caçador portugal cazador spanish Jäger chasseur silver wolf If you have ever burst out laughing for no reason, copy this on to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, mirror, or wall, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten high on sunlight, copy this on your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever been called mentally unstable by at least twenty people over a three day period, copy this onto your profile. If you believe in and respect God, copy this onto your profile. If you are a fan of the 5 second movies on Youtube, copy this onto your profile, copy this onto your profile. If you are in love with Alex Pettyfer and everything Stormbreaker related, copy this onto your profile. If Scorpia is your favorite book in the Alex Rider series so far, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who could care less, copy this, put it in your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, CherubChick92 I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 1.YOUR REAL NAME: hunter 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): hunizzle~lol 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): camo tiger 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): sasha hunt 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mum's maiden name): grehuros 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): black water 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): uesoejt 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): star 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black sam I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you can raed tihs tehn cpoy and psate it to yuor porflie!!~ Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance? Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer table width="275" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" br/ a href="" target="quizilla" span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:2;" a style="color:rgb(128,0,128);" target="quizilla" href=" " Quizilla /a a style="color:rgb(128,0,128);" target="quizilla" href=" " Make A Quiz /a a target="quizilla" href=" " More Quizzes /a a style="color:rgb(128,0,128);" target="quizilla" href=" " Grab Code /a /span Memorable Quotes from From Trailer from trailer from trailer from trailer from trailer Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there. You've got your armour back on. Continuity: At the end, the enormous serial number on the helicopter changes repeatedly between shots, from G-ORMA to G-ICSY and back again. Revealing mistakes: When Alex sets off the smoke bomb, the smoke is coming up from under the grate in the floor nowhere near the Nintendo DS. Continuity: When Smithers is showing Alex the Nintendo DS cartridges, the one that he says converts it into a smoke bomb is called Green Screen. But when Alex sets off the smoke bomb the screen clearly says that the game is called Bomber Boy. Continuity: In the final scenes, the helicopter which has landed on the building roof keeps changing its registration letters. Revealing mistakes: Alex Rider injects Mr Grin with sodium pentothal to get him to fly to London. This drug acts as a truth serum only - it would not have made Mr Grin do what Rider wanted, only answer Rider's questions truthfully. Factual errors: The "Zit" cream that is given to Alex Rider allegedly will burn through any metal, but is harmless to a person's skin. When trapped in the aquarium with the giant Man of War jellyfish he uses the cream against the metal supports of the aquarium. This is impossible, as salt water aquariums can have no metal in them, as metal can drastically change the PH balance of the aquarium, and kill any creature in it. Continuity: When Alex receives the games for his DS, the game that lets him detect maps is called 'Call-Up'. When he later turns it on to find any bugs in his room, the title screen clearly says 'Exocet'. Factual errors: In the rock-climbing photo the pair are each seen with a rope coiled diagonally round themselves. Although this is a common image, it is actually wrong, as there is never any reason to coil a rope like this Memorable Quotes from Alex Rider: I'm too young to die! Alex Rider: If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up. Alex Rider: This doesn't change anything. You're still my enemy. Alex Rider: What about me? Yassen Gregorovich: You do not belong in the same world as me. Forget about me. Alan Blunt: We want you to work for us. Alex Rider: Mr. Grin can you hear me? Darrius Sayle: It Nadia Vole: It's a fishing village. Darrius Sayle is on a large TV screen in the MI6 Headquarters, giving an interview to the BBC Darrius Sayle: Darrius Smell. That's what they called me. Do you know why they called me that? Alex Rider: Dings Xylophone Nadia Vole: You are ze first child to experience ze power... ze vorld domination, of ze Stormbreaker. Zis model has already been loaded vis highly developed programs for all aspects of ze school curricular. Fri - Oct 06 no you have to wait one more week and it is only in 100 theaters in the usa. Omg Omg Omg anthony horowitz is asking for ideas for his 7th book here is the web site abc.net.au/rollercoaster/therap/interviews/s1507211.htm And stormbreaker comes out july 21st Omg Omg Omg (hyper venelating) table align="center" width="300" border="1" bordercolor="#000000" cellpadding="5" tr th align="center" bgcolor="#8A1AB4" font color="#FFFFFF" You're Enjolras/Combeferre! /th /tr tr td align="center" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" font color="#000000" b Your profile: /b table width="300" cellpadding="5" border="1" bordercolor="#000000" tr th bgcolor="#000000" font color="#FFFFFF" You're... "Stars" /font /th /tr tr td bgcolor="#FFFFFF" align="center" font color="#000000" p i Stars in your multitudes, br Scarce to be counted, filling the darkness br With order and light-- /i p You're an anthem to obsession and old-fashioned family values. Eek. 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What's more, you're contagious. p a href="20font" " font color="#C00000" What's Your Les Miz Themesong? /font /a /font /td /tr /table table align="center" width="300" border="1" bordercolor="#000000" cellpadding="4" My hobbys are sky diveing, climing montains and being a teacher Not Female Like the colours Pink, Blue, Red, White, Baby Blue and ink blue ect Live in usa maybe think it is fun to spell color colour Fav writter Anthony Horowitz Have a crush on a fictional caracter Alex Rider Have a big crush alex pettyfer My fav caracters from Alex Rider Alex Rider Yassen Mrs. Jones Yassen Yassen Yassen okay my fav caricter is Yassen he is so cool I have read every Alex Rider book over 15 or 20 times 30 for Scorpia my fav book Akers2 writes my fav story fav line is Unfortunately, Jack followed out on to the front stairs, “This conversation is not over Alexander Rider!” She yelled at my retreating back earning some… shall we say, interesting looks from the parents who were waiting on the street corner with their kids for the school buss to come. To which I so maturely answered with a loud, “Woof woof.” It was so quiet for a minute or so that I thought I had lost the connection with them, “Hello? You still there? Hell…” than there was an extraordinarily loud noise in the ear piece, sounded like someone had dropped something on the speaker or whatever they were using to communicate with me, “Holly shit!” I roared as I jumped halfway across the cell, “The things still attached to my friggin ear you know! Warn me before you decide to go all World War II on my ear!” “You haven’t been cheeky or anything with the people from Scorpia have you?” I was silent and Wolf groaned, “Oh no you have!” “Guilty as charged.” “Oh Cub,” Wolf groaned, “It would save you so much grief if you could just keep your mouth shut!” “Where’s the fun in that?” I wondered. “Being imprisoned isn’t supposed to be fun!” “I’m making the most of an unfortunate situation?” I guessed. “No, you like driving people crazy,” Wolf said matter-of-factly. “Guilty as charged, again.” i don't put discliamers so please be nice You know you live in 2006 (2007) when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did XANDER: "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away." "Holy...That's a lot of sheep.""Dost thou have any questions to ask of me?""Yeah. Do those doorknobs unscrew?" "What the thud, I'm a vampire! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your pro If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under three hours, copy this into your profile. If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you're clean.If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILEIF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now :P) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (My best friend got a fur coat and made me close my eyes and then made me feel it, i screamed :(, i'm still angry with her.) If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 "Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Ever stop to think and forget to start again? "An apple a day, keeps the Whitecoats away" (From one of my fics)Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!Dear Lord, Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever. I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it. Your mom looks like voldemort (oooooh burn) Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them Don’t mess with me I've got a stick A good friend will bail you out of jail He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit NO TREPASSING Violaters will be shot; Survivors will be shot again I thought I was stupid, before I met you I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. My main set of morals when somebody insults me or does something annoying usually consist of three steps. 1. I ask them nicely to stop 2. I repeat with force 3. I insult them, cuss them out and or threaten doom, torture, and or enslavement. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be honest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid. If you were waiting for the oppertune moment, that was it I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness! I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Vampire's like Baseball? You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us! You're intoxocated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Darth vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! can I be a rebel?! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. You are utterly indecent! No one should look so tempting. It's not fair. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.you know you live in 2007 when : 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile. ()_() ('')_('') ._.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever So what if my teeth are yellow, So what if my breath smells sour If my fingers are brown and nicotined And I have to light up every hour I tell you what, i can run upstairs And take them two at a time. I only need a rest every fifteen .. Well twelve - or how about nine? No i've not thought of giving up smoking: It's my life i'll do as I please. OK so perhaps i'll die early But at least i'll have fun Cough, Cough, Wheeze. ... DON'T SMOKE! Just a little debate to tell you exactly how I feel- I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! Rubber Ducky's!! If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile. If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out I don't suffer from insaity, I enjoy every minute of it! You need to wash your mind out with soap. I'm not insaine, and my hand puppet agrees with me. Don't frown, even when your sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile. You have to have darkness for a dawn to come. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Somebody spiked the vodka. Weather Forcast for tonight: dark. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Some minds are like concrete; thoroughly mixed and permanently set. The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. Tell the truth and run. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sence... All things consitered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Smile! It makes them wonder what your up to. The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dieing for. You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. If God intended for man to smoke, He would have set him on fire. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Fashion is a form a beauty, so ugly, it has to be changed every two months. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I love deadlines. I like the whoosing sound as they go by. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. If you believe you are an alien from another planet, copy this into your profile If you believe you are a being from another dimesion, copy this into you profile If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with violence, copy this into your profile If you love reading, copy this into your profile If you are inexplicably evil, copy this into your profile If you love to reminicse about the past, copy this into your profile If you think Lucifer is probably hot, copy this into your profile If your best friend is obsessed with a fictional charater, copy this into your profile If you've ever guessed the future, copy this into your profile If you and your friend often say the same things at the same time by accident, then copy this into your profile If you sometimes get fed up with the amount of 'copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! if two wrongs dont make a right, try three apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? H.I. Worker: Can I help you guys find something? Peter: (noting Olivia has no friends) What do you mean you don't have one? Everyone has one. Even I have one. Peter: Where you been? peter: Are you okay? Mr. Daws: Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was just sittin' in my truck just minding my own business: Mr. Daws: Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"(sooo reminds me of my friend June, laughed my ass off as soon as I read this) A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" List of books: Twilight- eclipse Vampire Academy My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen," "Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh" ""It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird" ""I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark. "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking" "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." "I can resist everything except temptation." "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids." "I forgot to remember" "I forgot to wake up" "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." "Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile" "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love" You can finish this 'ice ice _' When Rosie O'Donald played in "All That!"You used to sing along to the theme song of "All That" You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' Claudi - Oh, so if I'm a ghost can I do this? stabs the conspirators with lethal dagger Being a ghost is fun, shame on yourselves. You killed one of the last surviving dark angels. I am an avenging spirit, so just try and kill me again. goes off in search of stuj90 Come on honey, I'm a ghost again we can wreak havoc again. Where did you go? goes around a corner and cries I can't find my beloved stuj bug anywhere... oh joys of the attic on ah If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striat WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your pro If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under three hours, copy this into your profile. If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele 98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you're clean.If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOLD TO STOP GROWLING AT YOUR TEAM MATES COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST GROWLED AT NOTHING TWO SECONDS AGO AND SLAPPED YOURSELF KISSED IT AND BROKE DOWN DANCING COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOU PROFILEIF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profileIf you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now :P) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile. (My best friend got a fur coat and made me close my eyes and then made me feel it, i screamed :(, i'm still angry with her.) If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 "Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Ever stop to think and forget to start again? "An apple a day, keeps the Whitecoats away" (From one of my fics)Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!Dear Lord, Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever. I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it. Your mom looks like voldemort (oooooh burn) Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away. I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. Two wrongs don't make a right, but one right and one left make a light. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them Don’t mess with me I've got a stick A good friend will bail you out of jail He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit NO TREPASSING Violaters will be shot; Survivors will be shot again I thought I was stupid, before I met you I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. My main set of morals when somebody insults me or does something annoying usually consist of three steps. 1. I ask them nicely to stop 2. I repeat with force 3. I insult them, cuss them out and or threaten doom, torture, and or enslavement. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be honest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid. If you were waiting for the oppertune moment, that was it I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness! I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment? When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. Vampire's like Baseball? You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us! You're intoxocated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Darth vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! can I be a rebel?! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. 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