Oliver Wood has been missing in northern Russia for weeks. Now that he has been returned to the Order, everyone thinks that his wounds will heal and he will return to normal. But a great danger still threatens him, and it threatens to use him as well...AU

Harry, sadly, cannot go to Hogwarts due to the increasing amount of laundry in the Dursley household. Dumbledore is hiding out under a stairwell. Snape poisoned by Spam. A vicious thumb war! Oh the thrills and horrors of HPCUL!

An odd day. just wote it out pf the blue.

AKA, 'Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and red Leather'.COMPLETED! When Snape tests a newly invented potion on his students and asks them about their dreams he gets an in-depth view into their minds.

Here be the tale of good Sir Ron and his knights as they quest for the Holy Grail. See them confront the dreaded Knights Who Say Ni! The French Guards at Castle Arrrrrgh! HELLOO?! Where is everybody? I updated it! CHAPTER SIX!!