He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.

Clary Fray wakes up in the Institute after losing her mother and being attacked by a Ravager demon. While Jace may have gotten her back in time to stop its poison from killing her, its effects still linger making her insatiably horny and ready to do anything to ease it. THIS STORY PICKS UP FROM CHAPTER 5 OF CITY OF BONES BY CASSANDRA CLARE, AND ALL CHARACTERS HAVE BEEN AGED UP

Damn the spring time! The prime time for mating for animals just had to ring true for vampires as well... How will Edward cope with the season when his very human Bella is just so devastatingly tempting? Not to mention willing. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest

AU/AH: After a brutal tour in Afghanistan turns his life upside down, Jace is forced to battle a new war. This time, one of his own. Fortunately, he's not alone. Can new next-door neighbor Clary help heal a wounded soldier's heart? Vulgar language and lots of lemonade.

Clary was having the time of her life, living it up with her friends at the college of her dreams. But what happens when a certain transfer student decides to make his way into her life? Art, class, and uncertainty collides with confident, arrogant, and drop-dead gorgeous in a explosion that could form a relationship from either Heaven or Hell.

Clary took a deep breath and sat on the edge of his bed, as far away from him as possible. Jace raised an eyebrow, perplexed. "I have, um, a favour to ask. I-I need some help with something. Something very, very embarrassing, and you're the only person I can trust to help me with it." Slightly AU.

Jake and Edward vacation in Europe. After Bella joins them, their trip takes unexpected turns.

After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?

After the Mortal War, when things calm down, our favorite characters have a very steamy night of first times. (After City of Glass) Rated M for S-M-U-T GALORE, Dudes! Read with caution!

Takes place right after City of Glass. Lemons from chapter two or three onwards. Mmm. Enjoy : Review.

I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M

Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.

Time line adjustment: Bella comes to Forks at the end of her Junior year and Jacob has already transformed. What would happen if Bella met her wolf first?

A Volkswagen Rabbit plus Jacob and Bella. Complete.

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...

IGNORES BREAKING DAWN: When werewolves imprint, their hormones go wild during spring. Unforgiving mating season now torments Jacob, knowing he can't have the one driving him wild. JacobxBella LEMONS.