G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home. (edited and updated Dec 2017 with more content)

Time to learn about humans boys.. What? There's no manual? oh, damn, guess ya better start studyin' The Autobots find out just how to be a human... the hard way.

G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings

TFA: When Blitzwing's personality is stuck on Random, that can only mean one thing...those poor Decepticons... This story is completed

pre-war - Prowl was so going to get fired.

Ratchet loves to flirt and sleep with every random mech he finds. However one night in Fortune's Stop bar he meets someone that would take him into a whirlpool of unexpected emotions such as love. MATURE! YOU HAVE BEENED WARNED! MATURE WARNING!

When Starscream is forced to take shelter in a barn, he does not factor in being discovered by two young human children, one of whom happens to be Annabelle Lennox.

G1/Jux compliant. Requiem sequel. Prowl doubted that his desired image of Respected Superior Officer came across very well with a half-scrapped mech clinging to his hand, but he loomed as best as he was able and glared.

Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.

Tf:A Prowl and Jazz's first interface. Obviously M for slash.

Totally cracked fic!While working on an alien device, Wheeljack accidentally turns Optimus into a sparkling.Sparkling cuteness captures the sparks of all on the base, including his sparkmate, Elita. ch 40 Quick note...the sequel is up!

Challenege fic. I'm trying something different from my previous fics. Smut warning. SkyfireXStarscream. G1-verse. Starscream has a very sweet tooth, it'll be his downfall.

Ratchet is fed up with Sideswipe's nonsense. Set sometime between Cave Canem and Lapsus Memoriae. Ratchet/Sunstreaker, Ratchet/Sideswipe, Prowl/Jazz, Red Alert/Inferno, Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1, warnings for plug'n'play.

Ratchet's feeling a bit depressed after the hardships of being a war-medic get to be too much for him. The Twins try and find a way to help him out of his funk. Ratchet/Twins

07Movie. When Sam is badly injured and standing on death's doorstep, the Autobots must make a decision that will change Sam Witwicky forever. But the war's not over yet and what about the Decepticons and their sudden interest in the newest Autobot? BeeSam

Beware, non-sticky smut/Transformers slash is imminent. OptimusxStarscream, Optimus' POV as he meets and comforts his little Seeker.

Movie: The Autobots make a discovery about the English language. A horrible, horrible discovery.

John Keller watches as Will Lennox gets fed up with clueless politicians and two solid days of pointless meetings. One shot.

G1, slash - A sabotage mission went bad, and Jazz was stuck behind Decepticon lines. No worry, Prowl's here to...lead them into a building that collapses on them? Well that was smart. Total PWP.

Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

G1: During Sideswipe's antics, he causes Prowl’s CPU to crash. In compensation for lack of memory, the tactician’s battle computer takes over. Now Sideswipe, and a handful of bravely stupid Autobots, must try to fix a crazy Prowl as he wages “war”

Movie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots feel about leaving Bumblebee, the closest thing they have ever had to a little brother, behind? Protocol only goes so far, even for a commander.

PreMovie Verse : 2007 Just how did Optimus Prime and the other Autobots cope with Bumblebee, the last of the younglings, when he had a series of nightmares? Protocol only goes so far when a youngling is involved...

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

Harry's dreams lead him to take a midnight swim, where he meets someone he does not expect. HD slash

Kurogane likes to think he is in charge of his relationship with Fai. Kurogane is Very Very Wrong.

Yaoi Valenwind xmasy holiday sap. be warned. When Cid gets sick from being out in bad weather, Vin learns about his caring side, and earns himself a friend. He also discovers the holiday magic along with a certain special someone....FINISHED!

Yaoi! CloudSeph Now also some CidXVin After a strange visit, Cloud follows leads to the Northern Crater, despite his apprehension. FINISHED!