Mr. Neptune
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Joined 02-22-04, id: 544308
Author has written 4 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, and Harry Potter.

What can I say? What can I say?

Read mine and SilentSufferer19's stuff. Or our stuff together...eh forget, we don't write anything anymore. Ever since the nazi of this site gave most of our good stuff 'da boot'.

Age: I'm definately not 34. (oh crap, i say my age in one of my fics. If you REALLY want to know, then read them all!)

Sex: One day I will...oh wait, um, i mean, i'm male...hehe heh...

Ah, i changed my penname back to Mr. Neptune (ya know, so Mr. SilentNeptuner will make more sense.) Maybe that's why me and SS19 haven't made anything recently...that or the fact that THE MAN and the NAZIS of FANFICTION keep giving our great and brilliant stories 'DA BOOT'.

Ok, enough with the caps tantrum.

And onward with good (good as in super crappy) fics.

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Harry Potter & the Azkaban Movie Parody by waldorf88 reviews
A parody of the third Harry Potter movie and book, for all the disappointed fans of the third movie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 9,737 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Back to the Future by Cowgirl Up reviews
Ha ha! Lily falls in love with the wrong guy - not James - and Harry goes back to fix it and then his mother falls in love with him. (Seen the movie) Now he has to fix things up for his mom and dad! New chapter! Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Whose Line is it Anyway? SSBM Version by Eladard Kikur reviews
The Smashers get forced into doing a parody of the ever popular "Whose Line is it Anyway?". Hosted by Crazy Hand (used to be by Master Hand).
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004
Harry Potter and the Island of Death by The 18th Angel reviews
(Formerly Harry Potter and the Killing Game) The Hogwarts Sixth Years find themselves trapped in the deadliest of games. Forty Players, Three Days, One Rule... Kill or Be Killed (Battle Royale Crossover)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004
The Legend of Zelda: The Staff of Soinura by SilentSufferer19 reviews
In a nutshell, the riding invaders from Soinura attack Lon Lon Ranch. Emboldened by Zelda and without a fairy to help this time. Link and Epona charge out to meet the enemy on their own land of Soinura.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/17/2004
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The Hero of Insanity reviews
Like most fics, I 'mysteriously' end up in Ocarina of time. What shall I do? Save Hyrule myself? Team up with Link? How bout I follow him and screw things up? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Link
A Series of Unserious Events reviews
To be perfectly honest, this has no central plot. Eh, just some random year at hogwarts i suppose. Enjoy, or not. All flames will be ignored more than likely laughed at.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 5/6/2005
Rat Race reviews
Rat Race and SSBM. All the fighters are on some random quest for a "so called" treasuregift, whatever. It's fairly funny, read is interested. Ch 7, Zelda peoples and Roy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004
A Day Link Was Picked On reviews
The title says it. Two Kokiri's pick on Link, using the logic of what Link can't do. Soon it turns into a crazy adventure with Link, made up characters, and other author's too if they desire! Onward with Insanity! ITS OVER. Ending with DVD Specials Chapta
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/22/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Complete
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