Hello.
Name: Jay Turner (Turner is my dads last name. But my parents are divorced. But I kept his name. I do not know why.)
Sex: Female
Height: 5'6
Shoe Size: 9 in womens
Hair: Dyed black. Cut shortishly and messy all the time.
Eyes: Black/brown
Age: 15
Birthdate: September 24
Nationality: Canadian
Born in: Canada
Born where: Calgary
What I do for fun: Computers (Whenever Renee lends me her laptop) Writing (Self explanitory)

Hey, I'm Jay. You've got my basic statistics up there, and stuff. Here is some more stuff about me.

I have an older brother, Sam. He's 10 years older than me. 25 years old. Thats old. He's married. I never talk to him. Ahhhh. I love him though, dont get me wrong.

My parents, hate them. They sent me to a boarding school because they hate me. An all girls boarding school. Ehhhhh.

I have a girlfriend. Yes, I am a bisexual. Dont flame me. Her name is Renee, I think I mentioned her above. Yes I did. She's my roommate and best friend. I love her. She has an account here on FF as TouchstoneoftheCharter. She's quite a good writer, but she has no faith in herself. At all. I love her though, I hope she knows it.

I smoke. A bit. Maybe 5 a day. I'm not a smoke fiend or anything, I can control it. Everyonce in a while when I'm highstrung I'll need another, but thats just to calm me. Renee says it makes me look cute, but I smell like her Uncle Sid the drunk, except without the tequila smell. :D Shes not lying either. Her Uncle Sid smells like he bathed in whiskey, and smoked 8 packs and rubbed the ashes on himself. Eh.

I like slash. I love slash. I love slash more than anything. *Gets smack from Renee* Okay, I love Renee more than slash. If you dont like slash, then get out of my eye. Off with you.

I love Harry Potter too. Its probably all I'm gonna write. Here are the pairings;

My favorite Slash/yuri Pairings in no particular order are:
Slash
Harry/Draco
Remus/Sirius
James/Sirius
Percy/Oliver
Yuri
Hermione/Ginny
Hermione/Cho
Hermione/Pansy

Slash/Yuri Pairings I loathe:
Slash
Fred/George
Severus/Harry
Lucius/Anyone
Sirius/Harry
Yuri
None

Het pairings I dont mind:
Hermione/Severus
Ron/Fleur

Thats pretty much it for Het pairings. I like slash more.

I despies twincest. Despise it. My girlfriend has a twin, as you may have read in her profile. And thinking about them... canoodling... makes me feel like vomiting. I dont hate you if you do have sex with your twin, I just do not want Renee too. Ehhhh..

Things I love: Renee (She made me put this *another smack*), our goldfish (Mine and Renee's, Voldemort and Mirrors) Schindlers List (Awesome movie), Johnny Depp (He's purdy), Alan Rickman (Purdy), French/English dictionaries (I speak both, very useful), Slash (duh.), White Roses (Purdy), hobos (funny), and Marshmallows.

Things I hate: Flames, flamers, math, dirty goldfish bowls, thats it.

I'm going to bed.
Review.
Ring me an email, jay_flower@hotmail.com.
Jay