Likes-

Winding people up.
Killing off main charecters- so beware nobody is safe, be they a Depp or not.
Blood.
Rum.
Drugs.
Driving fast.
Sex.

Dislikes-

Whining.
Mary-Sues (they should all die, painfully)
Bananas on Blues.
Life.
People who say they hate Mary-Sues then write them

Quotes-

"Over there, two women fucking a polar bear" - Fear and loathing in las vegas

"Do they pay you extra to fuck that bear?" - Fear and loathing in las vegas

"I knew Ray (a.k.a Colonel Depp) was carrying a mixed bag of personal presents, including bottles of Absinth and night-vision binoculars and frozen shirts and Nazi SS jewelry. He also had rare medicines from Europe and oriental hand fans and many thousandsof dollars and perfumes and cameras and pornography and sophistacated tattoo paraphernalia. He looked like an international Pimp with no respect for the law. If his luggage was searched he was doomed" - Hunter S Thompson, while waiting for Johnny Depp at an airport in Cuba.

"It is a firm rule of behavior in times of emergency in airports: When you are guilty always move towards the police, never run from them" - H.S.Thompson

So, there you have it... me.
Well thats the Short version, and we'll stick to it.
Everyone can live with the short version, Savvy?