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 Author has written 9 stories for Breaking Bad, Glee, Maximum Ride, Knight Rider, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人. CERTIFIED SH1TPO$TER* Hi everyone! I'm YeahScience (like one of my favorite Jesse P. quotes), and thanks for checking out my profile! Two of my favorite things in life are writing and awesome fandoms. This summer, I binge-watched the entire Breaking Bad series. Now that I'm all done, I feel like there's a hole in my life… but wait! WE CAN KEEP THE CHARACTERS ALIVE IN OUR STORIES! And what's better is that I can share all my stories with you wonderful people! And thus, my FanFic account was created. I'm still pretty new to all of this, but I'm loving it so far and am looking forward to publishing more! Have an A-1 day! Chancellor Palpatine: You're no match for him, he's a Crackfic Lord. I am un-beta'ed. Please forgive grammatical or canon errors that slip through my (often brief) editing process. PM if they are inexcusable and I will fix them toute de suite! My Styles: Crackfics: you gotta love the crazy in life. Sickfics: I'm a pre-medicine student, so sickfics are kind of my jam. French language fics: Je suis aussi élève de français, et de temps en temps, j'écris une "fanfiction" en français. Désolée pour quelques erreurs, personne n'est pas parfaite! Sestinas: the best kind of poetry.Fandoms: Breaking Bad Knight Rider (OS and 2008) Sherlock Fargo (TV and movie) Walking Dead Maximum Ride A Song of Ice and Fire Downton Abbey Star Trek (TOS and reboot)Current Works In Progress: "Untitled": (not yet published) Sherlock and John answer their doorbell to find a baby. Sherlock wants to solve the case, but John takes a more emotional response. KITT Catches a Cold: Sick!KITT Knight Rider OS crackfic. COMPLETE. Legacy: a Breaking Bad FanFic Black and Purple: a Breaking Bad Fanfic (MariexJesse) How Glee Ends... and Begins: a Glee One-Shot. COMPLETE. Elixir: a Maximum Ride FanFic Je Vous Parle: (not yet published) un poème de Paloma à Renée (l'Élégance du Hérisson) More to come! |
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Cards Against Humanity's Last Hope by SinfulAvenue reviews
Levi anxiously glared at his hand, five pairs of expectant eyes gleamed as they waited on him to read out what was written on the black card. What a horrible idea this was, a tasteless game for vulgar people. Finally he found the composure to read out the degrading question. "How did I lose my virginity?" he said without flinching. Five mouths dropped open!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 5/16/2016 - Eren Y., Jean K., Hange Z., Levi A.
The Connor and Hank Collection by Melting Angels reviews
A series of separate/non connected oneshots and multichapter fics about our favourite buddy cop duo. (Friendship)
Detroit: Become Human - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,906 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Connor, Hank A.
Survey Corps Texts by JjdoggieS reviews
Hange gave the new cadets to the Survey Corps her newest invention, smartphones!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 11/23/2016 - [Mikasa A., Levi A.] [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
One Fated Day in Paris by nerdlife4eva reviews
Viktor, Yuuri and Yurio travel to Paris to meet with Gabriel Agreste, who has been commissioned to design their new costumes. When Gabriel enlists Marinette to draw the designs, both her and Adrien get to meet the famous skaters. Jealous Adrien can't handle the angry tiny Russian's interest in Marinette. Will everyone survive the akumatized Ice Tiger of Russia and his knife shoes?
Crossover - Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir & Yuri!!! on Ice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Complete
Rouge by Anaploufette reviews
A la base j'étais juste venue pour manger et dormir, alors pourquoi je me retrouve dans le bataillon d'exploration, pourquoi je dois tuer des titans et surtout, pourquoi est-ce que tu me fais tourner la tête comme ça Levi !
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - French - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017
Plagued By A Virus by GirlWhoLovesAnime reviews
KITT gets infected by the infamous Nanovirus and becomes very sick. Luckily, there's an Antivirus to combat it. Problem is, he has to wait 24 hours to get it because the inventor of the antivirus is out of town. Will KITT get better in time?
Knight Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Mike Knight/Traceur, Sarah G., KI3T - Complete
Married In The Quarter Quell by riverknowshisname reviews
What would it be like if Katniss and Peeta were really married in the Quarter Quell, and what if Katniss was actually pregnant, how much different would the Games have been? And what would the rebellion be like? Is Peeta still hijacked? And how about after the war? What does the future hold for Peeta and Katniss?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 145,628 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] Haymitch A., Finnick O. - Complete
Le jour des lamentations by Pandora-Linchpin reviews
Un an jour pour jour après la bataille des cinq armées se tient le jour des lamentations, journée d'hommage à tous les soldats décédés. Et un petit homme vient dire au revoir à trois de ses amis.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Shinanigans by Song of the Black Wolf reviews
Levi is always so disinterested and emotionless, but he does have a mischievous side. What happens when he is given a boring task with a bunch of teenage boys who have something to prove to each other?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Complete
Sleepy time with SID by GirlWhoLovesAnime reviews
SID doesn't want to go to bed. He wants to stay up late and play all night. All KITT wants to do is sleep. *Oneshot*
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Complete
Shut Up And Order The Damn Pizza by JRavenTheFangirl reviews
Jesse lets Walter crash at his place, and they decide to order pizza. But even now, with them being friends (season 5 and all), they still can't help but have these mini arguments, even if it is about what kind of pizza to order. I guess you could call it Jesse/Walt but not if you don't interpret it that way, fluff, Jesse and Walt being friends, Get Shorty references
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Walter W., Jesse P. - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by Meister Kasper reviews
Soul is seasick... or maybe it's the stomach flu. Whatever it is, Maka has to take care of him, and Soul seems to lose any consciousness of personal space. And we all know Soul is a complete Snuggle Slut XD. So how will Soul thank Maka for taking care of him? Rated T for language (because it's Soul).
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Family by MaliceMask reviews
I wouldnt call this a actual story with a long plot, but more of a series of little stories exploring the daily lives of parent Erwin and Mike and their adoptive son Levi.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Erwin S., Levi A., Mike Z.
Blue Skies & Apple Pies by sodium-amytal reviews
After the events of Felina, Jesse tracks Saul down to Omaha, Nebraska and asks him to find Brock. What happens instead gives Jesse a chance at a normal life, the happily-ever-after he's been searching for in a post-Heisenberg haze. But Jesse's haunted by his past in more ways than one, and it's not long before the ghost of Walter White threatens to unravel Jesse's new life.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,097 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Jesse P., Saul G. - Complete
Texts From the Survey Corps by shinyklefkey reviews
Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,376 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Hange Z., Levi A.
Eat Your Heart Out by ItsClydeBitches221B reviews
An eight-course meal: Eren makes cakes, pancakes, bread, soup, sauces, stews, and beautifully shaved ice. He fishes, shops, plans feasts, pulls roots, drinks vine, gets in fights, gets in the way, says "yes, sir," "for you, sir" and ultimately falls in love—not necessarily in that order. Then there's Corporal Levi, along for the ride.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Road Trip by Tavoriel reviews
Modern America AU. Armin's overly-enthusiastic bio professor is traveling the same way he is, over Christmas break, and she wants to know if he's open to carpooling. Turns out she's travelling with a bunch of weirdos. And bringing her feral cats.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Armin A., Erwin S., Levi A., Hange Z.
Allergy by castingdoubt reviews
a quick thing I wrote for tumblr user squidbiscuit ouo;
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Complete
Never Alone by Random Dawn 14 reviews
A story in which Light learns what happens when you bring cake into an apartment where a cake lover happens to live. Kind of a random idea. Does not take place during the actual storyline; more of an alternate universe. Nothing gay here. Just fluff. :3
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sick by Elvira Rayne reviews
Ed's sick so Al reports in to a curious Roy Mustang. You know what they say, Curiosity killed the cat! Roy finds Ed in a terrible condition and helps him get better. The next day Roy gets sick while he's in the office and watches Ed, who is amused by the whole thing and he goes up to him and...RoyEd. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Illness by Aeolian Mode reviews
Light is stuck chained to L, who falls ill unexpectedly. Light struggles to deal with L's rapidly progressing sickness, and L turns it into an odd opportunity to further investigate Light based on how he handles the situation. Not Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,569 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Emetophobia by Lying Monster reviews
It's nearly 4 AM and something just isn't sitting right in the pit of L's stomach. One-shot. No yaoi. *WARNING: MAY CONTAIN EMETOPHOBIA TRIGGERS. IF YOU SUFFER BADLY FROM THIS CONDITION, PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2011 - L - Complete
You Know You Trust Your Partner by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
...when you ask him to go to the local pharmacy to buy you pads. Yes, THOSE kind of pads. - A series of one-shots depicting Soul and Maka's trust in one another
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,703 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 1,860 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Kid The Glutton by BaronOBeefDip reviews
Weight Gain story. Death The Kid has a secret love of eating. But, when his habits begin to show around his waistline, will he be able to hide it from his friends for much longer? And, will they accept his larger self?
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Death The Kid
Smart Metal by Alexandra Spar reviews
Post -"Love Bug." Herbie remembers the Irish coffee episode and is again grateful to be out of Thorndyke's hands.
Herbie series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Hiccups by PhantomAlchemist reviews
Ed's got the hiccups, and it's driving everyone insane. Just how will they stop them? Can be seen as RoyxEd but isn't really meant to be. Rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Stomach Flu by silvereyesish reviews
...LxLight... L would choose the one day they were completely alone to get sick.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Fullmetal's Panic by Lord Raa reviews
A slight mishap leads to a situation for our favourite prodigal alchemist. Not to be taken seriously or internally.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2007
Sick Day by Wonderlandleighleigh reviews
Sick Day for the crew of Serenity. Oneshot
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
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KITT Gets the Hiccups! reviews
Just imagine what KITT would be like if he developed a case of the hiccups. Yup, that's the plot. Some funny garbage that popped into my head and demanded to be written. PLEASE COMMENT, if y'all like this, I will continue. If it made you laugh, then it did its job :)
Knight Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 4/8/2017 - Bonnie B., KI2T, Michael K.
On the Road Again reviews
With work hitting a lull at FLAG, Devon proposes a cross-country road trip vacation with his crime-fighting crew! (ft. OOC KARR) Collab with Camaroqueen9285!
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Bonnie B., KARR, KI2T, Michael K.
When The Levi Breaks reviews
Levi is called in for a psychological evaluation conducted by none other than Hange Zoë. In the examination, he will have to admit to her something that he cannot even admit to himself: Levi Ackerman has obsessive-compulsive disorder. (T for language, TRIGGER WARNING, cross-published on AO3)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/13/2017 - Hange Z., Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Man's Best Friend reviews
Everything changes for Michael Knight, an officer in the LAPD, when he meets his new partner: the K9 Intelligent Talking Tactician, Kitt the police dog! Dog!KITT AU where Michael is a police officer and Kitt is his talking K9 companion! Please R&R!
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2017 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Bonnie B., Devon M., KI2T, Michael K.
KITT Catches a Cold reviews
{Original series} A sudden change of plans forces KITT and Michael to drive hundreds of miles to a conference in Chicago, where he and the rest of the FLAG crew will be honored guests. But the Midwest winter weather takes its toll on the supercar, and he finds himself sick the morning of his big day! How do you treat a car with a cold, especially on a tight schedule?
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Bonnie B., Devon M., KI2T, Michael K. - Complete
Elixir reviews
When a wicked Eraser attack leaves Fang gravely injured, the Flock must get help from the one place they swore never to return to: the School. Book 1 AU, a couple characters are older. T for violence and language.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015
Legacy reviews
7 years after the events of Felina, Jesse is living the American Dream. However, he can't escape the reminders of all the horrors he's been through. And just how long can he keep it all a secret from his wife? Plus, the reappearance of someone very important to Jesse threatens to bring his perfect, fabricated life crashing down.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,415 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Jesse P.
Black and Purple reviews
They say the enemy of your enemy is your friend. And who did Jesse have left besides… Marie Schrader? Can the two ex-criminals prove that the best way to bring people together is hate? (Immediately after Felina. JessexMarie.)
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 7/29/2014
How Glee Ends and Begins
A one-shot based on my prediction of how the show ends. Rachel gets a call from a man named Ryan Murphy that changes everyones' lives.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Complete