A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

Sometimes it's just too easy to get out of touch A two shot story focusing on the Master and the Doctor, the first chapter is in their academy years at Prydon, the second following the Christmas Invasion. Recently updated: The third part occurs in an unspecified time between seasons nine and ten and now includes twelve and Missy. Sick!Doctor Sick!Missy

I have an overactive imagination and this is the result. Sirius can't sleep and needs someone to talk to, even if that someone isn't completely sober. Romance only if read one sentence is interpreted right.

The life of James Moriarty. (based on various rp's this is the story of James Moriarty from conception and on. Seen through the eyes of those around him. Though it may start out cute and innocent, this is Jim. It will be bloody and it will be smutty. Consider yourself warned.)

A drunken incident leads to something entirely new and unexpected between two particular Marauders. James, Peter, and Lily tag along for the journey and have some adventures of their own. Romance, angst, drama, and puppy love abound! Jily, Wolfstar, Regulus&Betha, Peter&Pomona, some OC's included. Read & Review, my lovelies

What if things had gone differently in the chamber? Tom holds the upper hand as he forced Harry into a unbreakable deal. Now Harry must hold onto what's left with his sanity along with his virginity as he tries to figure out what Tom wants in the power play game he's forced him into. A Harry x Tom. M for later chapters. For Rai-San. No flamers. R&R

"Sirius hated the look on his cousin's face." Bellatrix, condemned to an abusive engagement, has changed far too much for her cousin's tastes after the news, and is in a downward spiral no one can seem to pull her out of. But Sirius finds there may just be a way, and he's more than willing to fulfill the role she needs him to play. Blackcest, Cousin Incest, Sirius/Bellatrix

Magnus is used to strangers turning up at his door and asking for weird favours, it's all part of being a fabulous warlock. But when a beautiful blue eyed shadowhunter pays him a visit, desperate for help, Magnus finds himself facing the unknown. Will also feature Jace, Clary, the Lightwoods, Ragnor, Camille and Tessa. My first Malec fanfic, please read and review xxx

The story of Draco, Severus and Lucius, and all the complications they cause one another. A pre-hogwarts fic.

Summary: Harry gets a letter a few days before Christmas from an old enemy. Or is Malfoy a friend now? The divorced, 37 year old finds himself in a situation his Auror skills can deal with. What will happen when young Scorpius gets into trouble and Harry comes to the rescue? How does Draco thank the man who saves his son? Multichapter story, Christmas based, rated M.

Jim's in a good mood, and that means that everyone around him has it easier for the time being, and that Sherlock get's gifts.

Sherlock doesn't usually drink. But he has free will with smoking and drinking when he's with Moriarty, though he makes an observation about his wine that Jim is proud of. Just a drabble from tumblr. The ship was sheriarty and the word to use in the drabble was "red wine."

When John goes out on dates, Sherlock disappears. When John gets home, his texts are ignored to the point of panic. When Sherlock returns, the topic is avoided. What is Sherlock keeping hidden? And will John discover that maybe, somethings are better left a secret. WARNING: Slight graphic scenes, blood, MxM, Jimlock/Sheriarty, later angst. ON HIATUS, SORRY

Sometimes it's hard not to look at someone so perfect. Wolfstar, Jily. Read and review, my lovelies c:

(SMUT, GUMLEE/ MARBALL) Prince Gumball needs a licorice plant from the woods to continue his experiment. He meets Marshall along the way and ends up at his house.

*removed from oneshot collection* Marshall Lee likes to pay attention to the finer details. The vampire sometimes gets carried away and can't pay attention. rated m for nsfw boy/boy all that fun stuff! enjoy!

Harry's been avoiding Draco and Draco's patience has finally run out. Smut

Harry and Draco encounter a strange situation in a Lost Pyramid. Just a regular old fluffy, cracky Halloween fic.

Albus, Scorpius and James are beautiful and insane.

Sirius was standing by the fire, his arms behind his back, and he didn't react when Regulus stepped in. Only when the door clicked shut did he turn around and smirk at his brother. Written for Cheeky Slytherin Lass's Monthly Slash-tastic Drabble-a-thon on the HPFC Forum.

A little Malec fluff. Magnus come's back to find Alec asleep on his sofa. One-shot.

Harry's discovering his feminine side with Hermione's help. Draco takes notice.

Short collection of HC's written for one word prompts. Leave a prompt in a review or a PM and I'll write one for you! :D Ongoing, various themes and plots. Each chapter is a stand alone ficlet, although some may be continuations of others. Slash Harry/Draco

Harry Potter is about to marry Ginny Weasley when he's informed that he's pregnant. What will everyone do when they find out the Golden Boy isn't as loyal as he claims to be? And what does Harry do when his life is suddenly changed yet again? See warnings inside. [ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. I.E. NOT ABANDONED]

Lysander has been avoiding his brother for months ever since they were caught by their parents, but no matter how hard they try to stay away from each other, they realize it's impossible to avoid your soul mate.

All Teddy planned to do was drown his sorrows over his break-up with Victoire in alcohol . But then Pansy got involved, and things started to get complicated. :: TeddyPansy, and cold revenge ::

Sirius and James are best friends- And what's a little kiss between friends? Even if it does escalate into more... (Swears, and a tad sexy)

Albus don't like the girls chasing him around. Lysander helps him find out why. (i'm not very good at summaries)

An art school romance.. Drabble. Slash.

Rejected, with no dates on Valentines, James and Sirius find their fantasies take them further than they ever expected. SLASH.

Green eyes and green ties...some steamy Albus/Scorpius action in an empty classroom. Oneshot. MA: Explicit M/M sexual content.

Lucius Malfoy is a deatheater, but before that, he too was a boy caught in a whirlwind of lavish lifestyles, arranged marriages and dark arts with only one guiding hand to guard him. A collection of one-shots and drabbles about Lucius Malfoy's childhood and the man that he called Father.

This is a birthday fic for Foxx-Rayne. It is absolutely NOT for children. Charlie/Draco slash. All warnings inside.

The dragon reserve is on fire, and Charlie Weasley insists on staying. Draco Malfoy has lived and worked there for two years, so he's unwilling to lose his home -and his boss- to the flames. Charlie/Draco for Sam.

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

He's the moon, the ever-present crescent that stops the darkness taking over, and you are but the tide. /Regulus can't help but follow him further and further into the darkness.

Draco was not invited to Potter's Party, and he won't stand for it. Silly, fluffy one-shot. Beware of the feels!

A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)

Charlie was used to Draco battling his demons on his own, but that didn't mean he had to like it. Post war Chaco angst For Laura. Inspired by the song Demons by Imagine Dragons.

Lorcan And Lysander Scamander are far from normal, but even they aren't aware of how strange they truly are. Warning: Twincest, Slash, EXTREME MATURE SITUATIONS AND IDEAS.

Not many people could say that they'd been presented with the opportunity to spend the night in Albus Potter's sock draw. / COMPLETE.

Better summary in the first chapter. This is a Mormor character study that's pretty much a collection of oneshots. They are funny, sad, adorable, creepy, and even cracky. Warnings at the beginning of each chapter. Cover art by weaslee (deviantArt)

Draco is drunk and bitter when even taking the Dark Mark fails to win him his fathers pride and finally he confronts his father who shows him just how proud of him he is. WARNINGS: INCEST & SLASH

When Charlie is with Scorpius he thinks he can pretend he's someone else. Just for tonight / For Paula

"There was one thing that Harry could, which Draco just /couldn't/" :: A little fluffy Drarry

"Sometimes we put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down." [Warnings: MPreg, Emotional!Snape and Teddy]

Bellatrix/Sirius one shot. Smutty, dirty, naughty, bestiality, incest and graphic sex. Don't like those things? Don't read. Rate and review!

There's something wrong with Albus.

Hello! This is a short Drarry story, happens in midnight, it is a roleplay so it really doesn't have any backround story or year or anything. Enjoy! done with AccioWolfstar VenustusLovesJames

Sirius talks Remus around to the idea of a threesome and Remus gets to pick the third person. Written for the RS Kink meme. Established RL/SB and guest starring RAB.

After 15 years of nearly no contact, Sirius and Remus meet again, and there's a lot to talk about and a lot to catch up with. Wolfstar.

Regulus is afraid to join the Death Eaters, so Barty tells him something he's been waiting to hear for a very long time. Regulus/Barty slash

The Doctor tries to help the Master and brings him along for a ride.

Remus realises that his feelings toward Sirius are a little more than friendly. Then that he's in love with the idiot. Sirius just skips straight to the second realisation, as usual. :: Remus/Sirius, for Sylvia.

'I'm gay…' the voice left its owner as a rather humiliating, not to mention hideously unmanly, squeak. 'Fuck…' He thought with an inward grimace. – Being gay is hard, it's made even harder when you are a member of the infamous group styling themselves the Marauder's. (Full Summary Inside RL/SB)

Sirius spends most of the summer holidays perpetually drunk, and Regulus is sick of it. He is about to confront his big brother when in a brief moment of loss of self-control, Sirius does something brash, with harsh consequences. It's time for Sirius to leave, and never come back.

They left their loyalties at the door every time they met, happy for the few fleeting moments they could spare each other. RB/RL.

It's a well-known fact that the 'children' attending parties hosted in order that their attendees elevate their social status do not have a good time. However, when Regulus is approached by his brother Sirius, he finds out that having fun at one of these events is actually possible, if you have the right company...Sirius/Regulus, slash, smut. Written for yeaka on highstakes ww.

Why does Harry keep coming to chat with Severus Snape after the war has ended? What closure does he need? What feelings are they both harboring and why are they trying so desperately to suppress them? Has both HP/SS and HP/GW, but not graphic with the boys.

Something's bothering Harry, and Draco is going to find out what it is. Eighth year fic. HP/DM. Fluff, some angst. Rated for some language. I decided to expand this one-shot, so let me know what you think! JKR owns everything.

Sirius is tired of James spending more and more time with Lily, so he teams up with Peter to bring their friend back. MWPP 7th year.

Used to be called Little Chapters Of People I Ship. Just another Scabmione (Scabior and Hermione) fanfic. Please read and comment. xx

Sebastian is working. Jim thinks his attention should be focused elsewhere. Cracky as hell oneshot. T for mentions of violence and sexual themes.

He watched her from his throne, the sadist queen to his power-hungry king. The blood smeared her face and her cackles filled his halls. The body writhing on the floor did little to summon pity to either of their hearts. Or what was left of their hearts, anyway. [Rating due to themes]

One night Lucius visits Snape and he wants something and he'll do anything to get it. ONE-SHOT

A drabble; a scene from the Department of Mysteries through Remus' eyes. "Sirius was always a cocky bastard..."

Time Lords (one brilliant, one mad, and no one quite sure which is which) plus handcuffs plus a long history of unresolved sexual tension equals a wonderful disaster.

Sirius Black did not like sleeping alone. A little R/S fluff written in honor of the upcoming RS Games.

A teenage and rebellious Sirius meets the aloof Lucius Malfoy at a distant relatives wedding and the meeting that ensues leaves them both confused but defiantly wanting more. Homosexual relationship, Language, Sirius/Lucius

Do you cover your mouth to hide your moans as you bring yourself to ecstasy? Scorpius/James

Sirius visits James's grave in Godric's Hollow. One-shot. Time period: Between the time in which Sirius breaks out of Azkaban and Harry sees him after he blows up his aunt. Read and review! Please tell me if you think Sirius is out of character. Thanks for pausing to read this summary!

They didn't want perfect lives or perfect partners. They wanted eachother. One of a muggle born, book worm persuasion and the other a half mad, dark lord follower.

Draco and Blaise has a delightful morning while on holiday. Fanon!Blaise. First in my Arts Series. Written in 2005.

Sirius might have what his cousin refers to as "violent delights", but they're nothing in comparison to hers. Written for the Welcome Home Ficathon on kolms on LiveJournal.

I'm not sure how it happens. One moment my eyes are glued to the fifth and final stanza of the canorous poem, the next I feel a firm hand tilting up my face and another circling around my neck, hot lips moving softly against mine. - SM/JSP. Rated M mainly because of language.

Lucius Malfoy's life ended the day Sirius Black fell through the Veil. He watched the love of his life die. But it's not over yet. See warnings inside.

Louie recalls the first night he shared a bed with Lestat. SMUT! RATED M FOR A REASON!

Narcissa assumes the bruises and cuts are battle wounds. Rodolphus knows better than to ask. And Bellatrix won't tell. Not when keeping the wounds' origins a secret gives her a literal form of intimacy with the one she craves the most.

"That was when her eye caught sight of a bat sitting up on one of her bookshelves, wings tucked back and slouching forward slightly so that it wouldn't hit its head on the ceiling." This was written a long time ago after "What Was Missing" came out.

There was one reason why Bellatrix hated Sirius so much: he was a pompous jerk. It also happened to be the reason why she was insanely attracted to him.

Ever wonder how Bellatrix became obsessed with Voldemort and why she was so devoted to him, to the point of going to Azkaban and sacrificing her sanity, beauty and ultimately, her life, for him? This is an account of how it just may have happened.

Bellatrix is ordered by her master to capture a muggle born. CONTAINS VIOLENCE. this is just a one shot story.

A disturbing one-shot of Lord Voldemort's childhood. Could become a series if well received. This is my first piece on here - wrote it a while back and thought it'd be good to test the waters with.

Him kidnaps the professor, leading the girls into his realm: Hell. Slowly, their innocence is vanishing, along with their sanity. They encounter some familiar foes, lives ruined forever because of the young heroines. Will the girls succumb to the madness?

Charlie can't take another day of Scorpius' smart mouth and disruptive behavior. Some corporal punishment is in order. teacher/student *SLASH* More Warnings.

and now that he thinks he's considered an adult, he can disobey Teddy. Pure Smut.

That first night together had been difficult. So difficult. They had once known each other like the backs of their own hands, but time had aged them.

"I'm sorry," Remus says again. "Maybe… Maybe, in another life, I could have loved you. Maybe, if things were different, this could have worked." Very angsty Remus/Regulus.

Fleur and Molly are cooking, James and Scorpius are besy eating each other, and Five-year-old Louis is bored. He seeks his cousin Hugo. 24 days before Christmas universe.

Our favorite twins discuss the Ball, pansexuality, and even a little twincest. Rated T for twincest. Set during GoF around the Yule Ball. Oneshot.

Charlie plans to take Scorpius home to meet his family, but Scorpius is not quite dressed for the occasion.

Draco jumped up once more, yanked out his wand and thrust it, point upwards, in Lucius' face. "I can still feel them, father," he whispered, "all those writhing, stinking spells!" Lucius curled his lips. "Then why do you fight them?" (Sequel to Battle Tactics, but can be enjoyed separately.)

Regulus comes to Remus for advice on kissing. Written for Asking Me Where My Love Grows' First Kiss Challenge on the HPFC forum.

drabble. Draco loves an apple. R R, just a random plot bunny! please read. epilouge now up!

Lucius Malfoy, broken and lonely in his stay at Azkaban, reaches out to his son through a very short series of letters.

'Bellatrix Lestrange was without a doubt my most trusted and faithful follower.I knew 19 years ago when I latched my soul to hers.' Lord Voldemort's few words on Bellatrix Lestrange. Short drabble. Please read and review.

After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence

Sirius is taught a family-ordained "lesson" by his cousin. Written for Lost In The Lies' "My Scenario, Your Story" Challenge on the HPFC forum. Blackcest.

Gellert turned his head curiously, his long, brown lashes lowered over his sly, blue eyes. "Albus...?" he murmured and looked forward once more when the auburn haired boy stopped before him. "What are you doing?"

Blaise thinks Draco is an idiot for getting the Dark Mark. Draco doesn't really care about his opinion. Theo just likes to stir up trouble.

Albus & Scorpius are 2 best friends spending 3 weeks alone at Malfoy Manor. Nothing could be better. Until Scorpius falls seriously ill & things start to get a lot more complicated. Chaptered sicfic at first with a plot, more or less. Slash. Some profanity.

Son of the famous Harry Potter… so much potential… blah blah. Such big shoes to fill. It means nothing to me. Albus/Scorpius. Albus POV. Warnings: Depression, drug abuse, sex.

Blackcest Oneshot - Sirius is having another lonely late night in the Gryffindor common rooms that is until he has a visitor. This is my first ever lemon-smut or whatever so, feedback?

-just a little more then. He knew he shouldn't but he twirled the satin strings around his fingers and pulled tighter. Warnings: INCEST, gay sex semi explicit , breathplay, kinkiness, possibly underage I mean how long does Regulus live anyway?

Harry Potter put himself in a vulnerable situation on Severus Snape's birthday. So, naturally, Severus took complete advantage.

The death of Draco Malfoy. Voldemort wins- but at what price?

Regulus sees only those instances where Sirius has come before him, and Remus pays the consequences.

Pansy Parkinson knew that Scorpius Malfoy was not his father, but sometimes it was hard to tell the difference.

More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.

NEXT GEN- Hugo knows it's wrong, but he can't stop. WARNING! INCEST ANGST & SLASH. let me know what you think :

James and Remus come to a realization about Sirius’ name at an awkward time. Slash. RL/SB.

Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Sleaze, then angst, then sweetness. Remus is drawn to Sirius' brother when the Marauders go to watch Regulus and his band. Remus/Regulus. Eventual Remus/Sirius. Boylove including smut. Inspired by David Bowie's song on 'Ziggy Stardust'.

You don’t want this, this sickness, this disease, this taint of every family you know. You don’t want twisting kisses that taste of magic and shame and carnality. Sirius doesn’t want Lucius, except he does. Lucius/Sirius

Set in deathy hallows, Luna goes with Cho to see Cedric's grave and she reliases how heart broken she really is, until a certain ghost comkes and places her mind at rest. femslash femmeslash LunaxCHo Luna/Cho shoujo-ai yuri one-shot

Draco Malfoy is forced by pansy to dress and look like a girl for one day. No one can recognize him... not even Harry Potter. Who starts to fall in love. DM/HP. others: DM/BZ HP/GW. M for later chapters

a collection of short sweet one-shots for each pairing that i like. i will try and submit one every day but it might not happen. please review i would like to know what people think. PLEASE PLEASE I REALLY NEED SOME! flames welcome. if that helps. xoxo

Because the burning touch of ice hurts almost as much as his brother's sharp kisses. SiriusRegulus. Slash, incest. Series of drabbles.

Our hands fumble and slip as they glide over one another, trying to imprint every bump and curve into memory. It's going to have to last a lifetime. SBRB Incest Could probably be a T, but rated for safety. COMPLETE

Because perhaps it is not such a shattering play of events at all, perhaps it is more a quiet stumbling into things that cannot be fought. SiriusRegulus. Slash, incest.

AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence

Through Professor McGonagall's eyes, we see Sirius' sorting and what she thought about it.

After 'The Prank', Remus tries to deal with what happened. SLASH. Remus & Sirius. Remus & Regulus. ThreePart Ficlet. Please RR!

All the surviving Death Eaters who were deemed worthy enough to spare were sold off at auction to recoup some of the financial losses of the war. Harry Potter buys Draco Malfoy. One Shot. Slash

DracoBlaise, DETAIL HEAVY, The boys go through their morning routines. FLUFF.

Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Remus had found himself an ice block and sits down to eat it. Sirius is watching, however and this creates some problems when he wonders what it tastes like ...

Remus cuts Sirius's hair.