'Things' I Like

Well-written stories
Good plot development
Characters that are reasonably close to canon
Non-canon couples
Lucius Malfoy
Bill Weasley
Severus Snape
Remus Lupin
My cat (Lucifer)
My other cat (Gabriel)
My husband
Chicken wings (as hot as possible, thank you very much)
Lord of the Rings (the books and the movies)
Boromir
Faramir
Aragorn
Gandalf

'Things' I Don't Like

Bad writing
Plots that fly at the speed of light
Explicit content or non-canon couplings for the shock value alone
Gilderoy Lockhart
Percy Weasley
Cornelius Fudge
Goldfish and spiders
My sister-in-law
Spinach
Did I mention my sister-in-law?