Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

I never thought I would become interested in Transformers. So, buying my first Transformer was in order. Come to find out my believed "wasted" twelve dollars were well spent. This is the crazy life of me, my friend, and his friends. DISCONTINUED

Sam's plan to hide from the Autobot's on a small Danish island don't go as planned when the Decepticons show up and take control. It won't be too long until he's found, so what's worse: a one-shot kill or being in Ratchet's care again? 3rd of Frozen verse

Lennox thought he was running a military base, not a babysitting service. 101 things the Autobots don't understand about Earth. Chapter Eight- The Super Soldier, Wushi pinky hold, and Night Terrors

Optimus Prime and Ironhide had been a bonded couple since the events of Egypt, and in love way before that. The soldiers of NEST were still readjusting to the news. They were about to start a new adventure. One they didn't quite expect.

With the death of Optimus, the last descendant of the Ancient Primes, the Dynasty comes to an end. Sam Witwicky is a Prime of an entirely different kind, though, and Optimus learns that the boy can't fulfill his fate alone because it also involves his big, younger brother Prime. Set during RotF.

What does a bored Autobot do for fun while guarding his charge? Harass communications officers and the friends of Sam's roommates, of course! Rated T because Fassbinder and Sharsky are involved, and best read after chapter 29 of our fic "The Daily Buzz."

Following the hurtful breakup between Sam and Mikaela and the trying circumstances in ROTF, Sam and Bumblebee find themselves reaching out to each other for comfort. The result is not what anyone expected. Fluff, NO romantic paring. Rated T to be safe.

A death in a family often leads to the inheritance of material possessions. This normally doesn't include a box full of warring robots from a distant planet. Rated T for language [Currently Under Revision: 6/25]

Punished for trolling sues, follow a not so normal girl and her best friend from our world into the Transformers verse as she becomes a Mary-Sue against her will. Not to be too taken seriously. Warning: Language. Heavy OOCness. Mary-Sues.

This is the story of Ratchet and Ironhide's prank war which goes global and intergalactic. It is essentially a humorous/dramatic love story. This is the second part because the first part is giving me fits for uploading. How's that for a crappy summary?

They were only hatchlings. How were they supposed to know how important both factions of the war viewed them? Well, if they get energon every night and a good cuddle, then they'll be happy. Well, a stable caretaker would be nice, too.

Odd occurences in the American Rockies bring Lennox, Ironhide, and their team into the wilderness. What's hiding in the deep Montana woods?

TF: Prime. Optimus/OC A woman is captured in a Decepticon crossfire with Prime and he is forced to do something terrible against his will. Torn between what he is, violator, or victim? Contains swearing, Sparkrape and lots of sexual content. Collab with Ellmarr.

RotF verse. Sequel to "Kinship." Sam's trying to juggle his different priorities after the battle in Egypt, from ambassador to Prime to college student to boyfriend, but his biggest challenge is also the tallest: his brother Prime. Canon pairings.

Written for a prompt on tf speedwriting. Sam and Mikaela give the Autbots a car wash, but it has an unintended side effect.

Post-DOTM: In a world where humanity bows before its Decepticon masters, a power struggle with Sentinel Prime leads Megatron to look for a new pet. AU

Movieverse- Dying is easy, living on is the hard part. It takes a certain amount of MOXY! SPOILER ALERT FOR ROTF! It helps if you've seen the movie.

Be careful what you wish for... Gift!fic for RK-Striker-JK-5, who needed a good laugh. Warnings for crack-laced crack and rated T for wiggle room. AU to the Botosphere but generally compliant with our fanon.

There was a time, before the war, when "Prime" meant more than leader. In the wake of the Fallen's defeat Optimus is the last Prime remaining and his duties to his people are more important than ever. - m/m slash, mpreg

The AllSpark and Matrix had many unsupervised years on Earth. What if the energies that are the source of both artifacts knew that the Cube would be destroyed? Life finds a way to go on. Perhaps our species are more related than we thought. Xenophilia.

DotM 'verse, AU to the Botosphere. Epps is right that the Decepticons have all the good crap. One Autobot sets out to fix that. Rate T for Epps's language.

In the wake of Chicago, some emotions are better shared. post DotM

A 'long overdue vacation', Optimus had called it. Twenty-one days in the Primus forsaken Pit was what Ratchet had called it, and now look where it got him. - slash, heat fic, mpreg

Ratchet and Optimus reflect as the Autobots and human soldiers of N.E.S.T. share an Independence Day together.

The boys go to Mission City, following a rumour of a haunted car.

Prequel to Intersection. In place of death, there is life. But Sam Witwicky must decide how much trouble and frustration his own is worth. Loyalty has limits. So does friendship. Onesided Bee/Sam.

More than a century after arriving on Earth, Starscream's processors have been mostly unscrambled by Ratchet, and the Seeker experiences his first willing socket charge with the grown daughter of a former enemy.

Post RotF. The Matrix flared to life at Sam's touch. The Autobots know and accept what this means, but when will Sam? By Eowyn77, but kateydidnt gets credit for the plot bunny. Canon pairings only.

After RotF, Sam has to call his parents with some bad news. Fortunately, his car answers the phone instead. Sam/Bee slash.

2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.

Their love wasn't disappearing...it merely changed. .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after 'A Dance to Remember.' o.