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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Good morning, Star-shine! The world says 'Hello!' Just a bit about me, since that's what's supposed to be in a bio. ; Friends: Anyone who's as crazy as me and has a good sense of humor. Family: There are some strange people living in my house, but they might just be street bums who wondered in when I left the door open. Favorite books: HP series, The Giver, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Chronicles of Narnia, A Wrinkle in Time, Calvin and Hobbs(if that counts as a book), The Poisonwood Bible, Burned, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Reviving Ophelia, Mount Dragon, Salem Falls, and My Sister's Keeper. Favorite T.V. shows: Monk, Bones, South Park, Danny Phantom, and House. Favorite Movies: Shrek 1-3, The Sixth Sense, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribbean 1-3, The Others, Harry Potter series, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Finding Nemo, the Nightmare Before Christmas, the Phantom of the Opera, Night at the Museum, Spiderman 2, and the Matrix Reloaded. Pets: I'm my own pet. |
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An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,603 - Follows: 12,221 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
A New Era by Organ Man reviews
The Pokemon Revolution is over. The world has changed forever. How has it affected the lives of the people and Pokemon of the world?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,204 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Happy Days in Hell by enahma reviews
First part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. A tale about a captivity which brings two unlikely persons closer - much closer. Not a slash story. Currently re-edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,585 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11170 - Favs: 7,671 - Follows: 6,841 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
A Status Quo Exile by SaintDogStreet reviews
James Kirk is brilliant and golden and, often times, a little crazy. These are just pieces of his life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,884 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk
Tutoring Arnold by Azure129 reviews
Oh no-it seems Arnold needs a little help with his poetry assignment if he wants a decent grade in English!Hmm, I wonder what fourth grade poet laurete Mr.Simmons could assign to help him out...Set postconfession to make things even more fun!AXH! CH17!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,951 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
A Rush of Blackbirds (Formerly--Speak Not Against the Sun) by 4giveMeJane reviews
Not being able to breath the air at Longbourn after Mr. Collins' longwinded and insincere proposal, Elizabeth heads for the woods where she runs into an injured Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,019 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Mr. Bingley, Jane - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Have to Drive by McStories reviews
A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,721 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Kirk's Law by Alone Dreaming reviews
In which Spock's a witch, McCoy's the Dread Pirate Roberts and Kirk almost manages to be Malcolm Reynolds. Or, why McCoy will never go down with Kirk, Kirk and Spock or Kirk, Spock and Sulu ever, ever again.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/28/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
part of the process by irnan reviews
or, Jim Kirk is like gravity, in a way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,211 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Promise He Made by CiZiwejes reviews
Dean made a promise to himself long long time ago. Weechester featuring hurt little Sammy.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
By Any Other Name by moogsthewriter reviews
Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,906 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
The Great Santini by sausuge reviews
A McGee story. "'Navy? That cause your daddy’s a marine' She asks coyly. 'I guess so.' He says quietly. This time his father wins." rated on the high side for abuse and mild sexual situations.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Home, Sweet Georgetown Home by Channel D reviews
Tony wants to buy a house in a lovely DC neighborhood. But he can't afford it sll by himself...An improbable one-shot, but one with warm fuzzies. Written for the NFA Moving Day challenge.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Marriage in Mind by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 713 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Still Waters by Emerald1 reviews
A horrific case haunts Gibbs even after it's closed. Will McGee's secret help him find the closure he needs? Friendship fic, two parts.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Sand Storm by Sincosma reviews
Spock hated storms. A quite amusing encounter with an arrogant, reckless, and adorable little boy changes that. Especially after said boy jumps in a fish pond to save a starship. No slash, just fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Tarot Twins by Emerald1 reviews
Written for the Twins Challange. The disappearance of twins on a Marine base shows the team a side of McGee they never knew. My first NCIS fan fiction and the first story after a long medically necessary break. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,288 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Proper Tea by siltrana reviews
Ducky gets some advice from an unexpcted sorce. This is set just befor Witch Hunt.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tim M., Ducky M. - Complete
Fight in the Park by kangaleigh reviews
Tony and McGee are in a shoot-out in the park. One-shot. No pairings.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Take Care by Usher reviews
In the middle of the rescue of a Naval Lieutenant and his daughter, McGee and the team find themselves in a situation none had anticipated
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
Lobotomize by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. L is the emotionless detective, the stoic man who would never allow biasses to cloud his judgement. When viewing L next to vibrant Yagami Light, Soichiro has to wonder...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 4,265 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Six States of Shawn Spencer by pathera reviews
Six states of Shawn Spencer, as told by those closest to him.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Accidental Heroes by Laine3112 reviews
SUMMARY: - While investigating a murder at a remote country property, Tony, McGee and Palmer are cut off from the others by a hurricane. One is dangerously ill. Can the others keep him alive and can Gibbs get to them in time?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Love Potion Number Nine by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
When Tim tries out a new cologne he begins to attract some strange and unwanted attention. Implied slash but in a humorous Crack!Fic way
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Dynamism by keem reviews
First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,858 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Parent’s Day by SpookyClaire reviews
It’s parent’s day for kindergartener Sam Winchester. Everyone had someone there, all but Sam. He thought he was gonna be alone but then he got a special surprise… [Wee!Chesters!]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Worst Day by BlueSunflower reviews
Sam hates art. Now he knows why.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2008
Mud, Blood and Lemon by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Oneshot involving Tim in a towel...but oh how tame it is.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
The Gentlemen's Tea Party by The Pyrat reviews
With his very proper ex-lover coming over for a visit, Roger has a mere three days to turn the top three children in Wammy's House into perfect gentlemen. But Mello, Matt, and Near don't take kindly to the idea, and L certainly isn't helping.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Daughter of Ares, Goddess of War by M E Wofford reviews
An action piece featuring Ziva, Tony and McGee plus some bad guys.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Soulless Bastard by onyourmark reviews
The Devil finds a punishment that fits Sam's crime.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,493 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
Unique Delicacy by Flash Gator reviews
A dementor thinks about its life, past, and inner turmoil. Dementors don't have emotions...do they? A short drabble from a dementors point of view concerning a certain Golden Boy. Hey, it's worth a shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Harry P., Dementors - Complete
Inner Glow by Danielle Anderson reviews
Two years ago, L left Raito without a word. Now's he back. What does he want? AU LxRaito. Warning: Genderswitch. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,051 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,655 - Follows: 855 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Terrorist for Christmas by Channel D reviews
On the eve of the holidays, terrorists attack the Washington Navy Yard. NCIS is caught up in the battle, and its people will be tested in many ways. Action, suspense and drama. Violence, not too graphic but may be upsetting to some. Multi-chapter epic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,718 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
A Game of Chess by BlueSunflower reviews
Sam has a job to do in Hell. He just wished he knew what it was. Sequel to 'The Plan in Action.' Complete.
Reaper - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,349 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Desperate Rivals by SlightlyPsycho reviews
Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,293 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 3,066 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
5 Ways he Probably Didn't get Hired by LeDiz reviews
Five Ways that Tony DiNozzo probably didn't get hired by Agent Gibbs and NCIS. Fifth Way: You'd think it would be more glamourous than In the Meantime.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Prank by Precious Pup reviews
Tony plays Prank on McGee goes wrong now missing 9 hours. Whole team involved. Some very funny bits, some sad.TonyTim angst/friendship plus some McGiva turning up.All going to be here-adventure,torture,sex,arguments,intrigue,Ziva pulling hair
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,472 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Asylum by KayleighBough reviews
She says not a word and her hands speak in gibberish; Tony knows that this will break Gibbs soon.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Abby S., Tony D. - Complete
Water Through a Rusted Pipe by Pirate Perian reviews
Deb sees a side of her brother that she's never seen before, and asks some awkward questions. Dexter, in answering them, decides to experiment with truth.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Mug Shots by DrawMeASheep reviews
McGee's giant mug deserves its own show, but network TV just isn't that progressive.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
TRADITIONS by Precious Pup reviews
Tony takes Ziva over to break into McGees apartment. They end up overhearing something they shouldn't. Caution Implied sex no actual. Longish one shot tiny epiloge?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Tim M., Tony D.
Walk the Shadows by jharad17 reviews
AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy's son? Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 113,854 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All In a Day's Work by iheartGibbs reviews
In order to apprehend a suspect, Tony and McGee must dress in drag. Humor. Some McGee angst. Not crack. Both parts are posted as one chapter. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Whelp by jharad17 reviews
AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,078 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 4,354 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Mr Monk Returns to Japan by Loyal Subject reviews
What happens when an obsessive compulsive detective, a fake psychic, and their friends meet the famous L? Another crazy crossover between Monk, Psych, and Death Note!
Crossover - Monk & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,264 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Big Bad by Silver Pard reviews
Once upon a time, the wolf was the winner.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Eligent reviews
McGee comes to work with his arm in a sling and refuses to tell the others what happened. But the faiths of the universe conspire against him and soon he has no choice but to reveal his secrets.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,339 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 8,413 - Follows: 2,555 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
The Talk by Peradan reviews
Mr Gardiner and Mr Darcy subject themselves to a friendly chat about marriage.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Ten Nonlinear Moves by Sequitur reviews
Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3919 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Five People Gibbs Saw in Mexico by Rysler reviews
Gibbs sits on a beach and listens to the waves at night.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard - Complete
Green for Mourning by Bil reviews
AU ending for PS. Character Death. What if Dumbledore hadn't been the first teacher to realise something was wrong? SS, HP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Final Selection by Phx reviews
John Winchester and his five year old son, Sammy, are waiting at the school playground for Dean to get out of class. What could possibly go wrong?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Blackmail and Fortune Cookies by Princess-Rachy reviews
COMPLETE! Everyone's blackmailing everyone else due to an incident involving fortune cookies. TATE and MCABBY, of course. It may sound weird, but so are you so read it!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,454 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Complete
Crash by PrairieLily reviews
Gibbs has finally done it. Gibbs has rolled the car. What happens when he has to share a hospital room with Tony and McGee? Complete. Note February 23, 2006, a new chapter has replaced Chapter 7, Chapter 7 content moved to Chapter 8.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Hatal Fart Attack by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 425 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 360 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Monkey Business by Cutter reviews
A HouseFruits Basket crossover. Yes, you read that right. I received a challenge to put one of the Furuba characters under Dr. House's care, and who could pass up a challenge so gloriously insane? This little crackfic is the result.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 8,432 - Follows: 2,279 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 4,343 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Demon Knights by Potter-Pikachu reviews
AU:5th, What do you get when you have half Demons with an attitude, a powerful young boy with a fixed destiny, two aliens who prepare for a Prophecy, two boy crazy girls, sword fighting and elemental magic? Harry Potter's darkest year yet! Read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 296,032 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 478 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2090 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Harry Situation by Jelsemium reviews
A summer of owls gives way to a school year of OWLs. Yet allies and fun still lurk in unexpected places. I just updated Chapter 25 to fix the problem of the unfinished sentence. PS. This story is 25 Chapters long, in spite of claiming to have 28.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 189,136 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 4/11/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Benedictio Amicorum by mosylu reviews
Just after the climax of GoF, Ron and Hermione beg Dumbledore for somethinganythingthey can do to help protect Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2001 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Harry's Involuntary Makeover reviews
Oneshot! Evil, makeup filled Chaos ensues for poor, unsuspecting Harry when Hermione invites him to spend the day with her and the other girls of Hogwarts. How was he supposed to know his friend had a secret sadistic streak?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wagers with Werewolves reviews
Oneshot! When Sirius and Remus make a bet, Sirius cheats and Remus has to sing in front of the whole school. But Remus is still a Marauder, and Sirius will learn why he should never mess with a werewolf who has a taste for revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete