Ditzy Hetaliahide bio
Moi moi! I'm Ditzy Hetalia, and I'm fairly new to the Hetalia fandom compared to other fans, as I've been in the fandom for 10 months. I specialize in comedic and dark stories. I won't lie, I do have trouble sticking with my stories for months and months, but I love writing, role playing, and making friends! I hope you hear from you soon! Oh! By the way, I'm on Tumblr, and I'd love you chat with you! Yes, even you Sarah! I'm ditzyhetalia on there too! |
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Unconditional Love by PioneeringAuthor reviews
After years of surviving Belarus's misguided affections, Russia devises a plan to convince her to love someone else. Will his plan work? Will Belarus finally love someone else, or will she still chase her brother? [No gore, profanity or flying purple people eaters. Slight suggestion and adult situations, Not highly sexual, however.]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,196 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 4/6/2015 - [Lithuania, Belarus] Russia, Poland - Complete
The Jealousy by Danishartist reviews
Eren lives a peaceful life. He is strong, clever and has great friends and family. Though when it gets announced that Levi Ackerman - Eren's childhood enemy who terrorised his past - will be moving into their house and live in Eren's bedroom with him, suddenly Eren's whole life turns upside down. (Endgame Ereri!)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 83,580 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Armin A., Mikasa A.
Family Matters by supremegreendragon reviews
Just a bunch of FACE short stories. Dealing with little Matthew and Alfred is tough. Well, not so much Matthew... FrUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 36,996 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/13/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Fratelli by Mx Akiyata reviews
It's easy to wonder how Flavio and Luciano could even be related. Their personalities couldn't be more clashing, and fighting is inevitable. But even with all the crap they put each other through, they'll always be fratelli. This fic contains a series of stories on their daily lives and conflicts. /2P! characters
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 2/14/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Seborga, Parallel Nations
Pirate Boy by Anneliza reviews
"The boy's tearstained face rose to look at him and his tears slowed. He looked so much like a baby angel that the man had instantly decided he couldn't leave this fragile, little boy all alone. Quickly picking him up, he rubbed his back as his shoulder grew damp with fresh tears."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,869 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 8/13/2012 - England/Britain, France, Canada - Complete
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 6407 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
Trapped in Mirrors by Ramen God reviews
All he had wanted to do was put some flowers out for Sirius. Now, though, Harry is trapped in a world so similar and yet so different from his own, trying desperately to stay away from superhuman kids, certain psychopathic jesters, and some rather disturbing assassins, all the while searching for a way to get back home.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,584 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 5/29/2014
Be My Bride by Seijuku Ceremony reviews
AU- Maka believes that Soul can easily pass as a female after forcing him in one of her many outfits. Soul does not believe so but what happens when two suiters(sexy, might he had) actually think he's a girl? A whole lot of drama and gender crisis! Death The Kid x Soul (KidSoul) Black Star x Soul (StarSoul) Yaoi Crossdressing
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 5/10/2015 - [Black Star, Death The Kid, Soul Eater]
Køhler's Koffee by wanderlust-nation reviews
UNFINISHED Human/Coffee Au. Mathias and his friends run a coffee shop in the small town of Brookdon. Eventually, their hometown begins to change, as well as everything else around them. It's best to welcome new things with open arms, right? (DenNor, SuFin, and HongIce, contains RusCan and maybe FrUk)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,582 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Denmark, Norway] [Sweden, Finland]
Broken Mirrors by Violentdaybreak reviews
Unbeknownst to the Nations of the world, they are not alone. When Italy accidentally breaches the rift between our world and the world filled with the 2p Nations, he triggers an enigma that will take everything the 1p Nations have to undo it. But, when it is all over, will Italy truly want his mirror image to return home? And how many of the others feel the same way? 1p x 2p story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Canada, Parallel Nations
Calendar by spotdot reviews
Eren finds a hidden calendar under Levi's pillow and instead of events, it has notes on all the days that their relationship progressed, plus one event marked as "the day I tell him". (credit for cover image goes to Inprensibilis on tumblr)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,356 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Levi A., Eren Y.]
The Confidants' Club by CrystallineMaple reviews
After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Prussia - Complete
The Quiet One by Terminally Introverted reviews
Heracles is introverted, thoughtful, and most of all, quiet. But everything around him is loud, including his boyfriend of two years, Sadiq, who he no longer loves. Then, he meets Kiku- a transfer student who lacks the ability to speak, and Heracles realizes just how much he's missed the quiet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Japan, Turkey, Greece - Complete
Scaretalia by The Xs and the Os reviews
A mysterious letter is sent to our seven nations - a letter from Russia, strangely requesting them to arrive at his sudden party. With suspicions rising, the nations reluctantly agree to go. However, what dangers await them upon arrival, and how long will they last? Rated T: certain language, suggestive themes, mild/moderate violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - England/Britain, America, Russia - Complete
Hate to Love You by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Luciano hates everything about Feliciano, and he hates how that's a lie. Luciano's bored at a meeting and decides to carve on the desktop, but when his markings are discovered, it gives him the chance to get closer to his other self. 1p x 2p Italy. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Je Suis Amoureux de Toi by CrimsonHazelEyes reviews
A break-up. Amusement park. A broken phone. Snot-filled handkerchief. Hundred meters rides. Ice cream. An expensive car. And feathery kisses. All in one day. How could an unexpected meeting with Mr. Scary Stranger lead to the beginning of something? Eren will find out as Fate decides his destiny by twisting and intertwining it with people who are bound to be in his life.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 159,577 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Dead Hearts by Squeeb100 reviews
The lives and deaths of the Soul Eater gang as seen through the eyes of Crona. Post-manga (so obviously, spoilers). Songfic to Dead Hearts by Stars. Very sad.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Complete
(Angry) Letters From Your Local Grocery by Miss Mairin reviews
Alfred never thought that grocery shopping was incredibly thrilling - in fact, it was more of a routine chore, something that had to be done regularly. When he finds a note addressed to him left on an empty shelf, the weekly journey to the grocery store quickly became something he looked forward to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
LAX-NRT by alienheartattack reviews
Written for Rivamika Jam on Tumblr. Prompt: Mikasa is on a 14 hr airplane flight from USA to Japan. In first class there is only one other person there (Levi) who happens to be seated only a seat away from her. They stubbornly refuse to be the one who gets up to relocate. Also includes Yumikuri. COMPLETE
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Levi A., Mikasa A.] [Ymir, Krista L.] - Complete
Before He Cheats - Prucan by The Canarican Writer reviews
Madeline is in a broken relationship with Ivan Braginski and when he pushes her and slaps her across the face she begins to question their relationship. But will a mysterious waiter at her favorite coffee shop change her life completely? Trigger warning! : Some abuse and language! Pairings: RussiaXCanada, PrussiaXCanada, Implied AustriaXHungary, and FranceXEngland.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Canada, Prussia] Russia, Hungary
Trainee Days by MikasaAckerman104 reviews
Just a bunch of short stories I've written about the 104th trainee days. They are about the trainees having fun, and being goofy together; acting more their age.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,479 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 7/3/2014
The Light Behind Your Eyes by Freekiellie reviews
ONESHOT. Levi is injured in battle and this could have permanent repercussions for humanity's strongest soldier.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Eren Y., Petra R., Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
Love is Where the Coffee is by SilverDragonDuo reviews
A collection of coffee shop AUs of Attack on Titan. Requests are welcome.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015
The Court of King Steilsson by vaetta reviews
When Lukas went out grocery shopping that morning, he hadn't expected to return to find his house trashed and his boyfriend dressed as a viking. AKA: the one with little!Iceland, a ridiculous game of dress-up, and tickle wars. Be prepared for an overload of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Therapy by Ersatz Einstein reviews
Following the dissolution of the USSR, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia aren't doing as well as could be hoped. Fortunately, Austria is known for more than its music. Characters appear based on how much I like them. Cover image was created by the incredible Tre Corde. Rated T for some violence, unsettling implications, and character death. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 91,619 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Austria - Complete
The Prank War by InkstainedHands1177 reviews
Corporal Levi's squad is in for some serious giggles, bruises, and laughs when Hanji gets an idea to liven things up a little… ((I do not own Attack on Titan, or any of its characters.))
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Shattered by vaguelyhere reviews
After Erwin dies, Levi is broken - he never knew he was so weak under all that armour. (Extremely Minor Romance) (LeviHan) (Eruri)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Complete
Tomatoes and Potatoes by jasmin flower reviews
After Prussia and Veneziano start going out, Romano and Germany start spending time with each other, but start eventually seeing more in the other than they'd originally thought. (Rated T for Romano's mouth!) GerMano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano
Her Last (LeviHan) by vaguelyhere reviews
She struggles for breath - he sits beside her, silently mourning.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Hange Z.
Keep looking at me by Donotforgetmyname24601 reviews
Auruo x Petra oneshot- Stranded in the forest, with the rest of the Special operation squad dead, including Levi, Auruo and Petra have nothing to do but wait...you'll see why it's a oneshot. Based on the 57th expedition.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Oluo B., Petra R.
Gentle Snowfall by Temorali reviews
GerIta AU one-shot. Feliciano doesn't like the cold German winters, but Ludwig's cuddly mood quickly changes his mind. Completely harmless fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Big Problems Come In Little Packages by Midnight Alexis Thorn reviews
Okay, so we've all acknowledged that England's magic is a bit iffy at times, right? As in, sometimes it'll work, but most of the time it malfunctions. Well...it looks like England can't just say "My bad" for this one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,466 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 12/7/2013 - N. Italy - Complete
With You by Lucy Fullbuster reviews
Illumi didn't mind as long as it was Hisoka. BDSM. Lemons. R&R.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Hisoka, Illumi Z.] - Complete
Tricky Situation by imkillinit reviews
Hisoka comes to visit Illumi, but he's not interested in what Hisoka wants to do.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Illumi Z., Hisoka
Probably for Protective Purposes by Gellie45 reviews
Tadashi Hamada is noticing major differences in his brother as Hiro enters puberty. Yet he can't decide if he likes the changes in his brother or not. PORN WITHOUT PLOT, FIRST FANFIC. No hate;-; (Hidashi, Hiro Hamada x Tadashi Hamada COMPLETED
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Aunt Cass, Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
Text Me by imkillinit reviews
Illumi receives a text from Hisoka and it turns into something more. (Smut) Hisoka/Illumi
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2014
Don't Want To Be Alone by Ria D'Arcy reviews
A young Killua wakes up after a nightmare and, not wanting to be alone, seeks out his big brother Illumi. One-shot.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Killua Z., Illumi Z. - Complete
Shingeki x no x Hunter by JezzaW reviews
WARNING: SnK SPOILERS (Episode 20/Chapter 28 onwards). Shingeki no Kyojin & Hunter x Hunter crossover; wherein Levi and Feitan are... the same person? *legasp*. Drabble. T for strong language. R&R, comment if you like it! If not... constructive criticism only please! No flaming!
Crossover - Hunter X Hunter & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Feitan, Levi A. - Complete
Ace Up My Sleeve by LadyCaledonia reviews
The Kingdom of Spades is struggling in the depths of war, under the rule of a greedy King. With no one else to turn to, the Queen will have to turn to his Ace, but at what cost to his kingdom? Cardverse AU, Scotland/England with some violent instances of USUK. Includes domestic abuse, character death and lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,657 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Hair Of A Different Colour by kajamiku reviews
Hisoka's views on hair dye. Hisoka x Illumi.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Hisoka, Illumi Z. - Complete
Unplanned Parenthood by fiore777 reviews
Illumi decides to spare the life of an infant on one of his jobs. As a result, he seeks Hisoka’s assistance in caring for the child.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Illumi Z., Hisoka
Touch by Cherrie reviews
Hisoka x Illumi borderline fic. Illumi's take on his and Hisoka's penchant for touching.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2003
Epidemic by Cherrie reviews
(Hisoka+Illumi) Hisoka's sick! Just to pass time by, he calls his best friend over to keep him company.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2002
It's Not Love by Cherrie reviews
(Hisoka+Illumi YAOI) Hisoka contemplates about his relationship with Illumi.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2002
Mask of Innocence by Cherrie reviews
*COMPLETE* It's hard to say you don't like somebody when your mind and heart shows otherwise. Hisoka+Illumi ; Leorio+Kurapika
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Complete