Hello fellow fanfictioners!

I found some awesome hilarious quotes from one of my favorite authors, Jinx777 and I couldn't resist posting them so here they are!

15 Ways to Drive People Insane

1.) At lunchtime,sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars.See if they slow down.

2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.) Put decaf in the coffeemaker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4.) In the memo field for all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."

5.}Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

6.) Don't use any punctuation

7.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

8.) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

9.)Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

10.) Sing along at the opera.

11.)Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

12.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't their party because you're not in the mood.

13.)When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"

14.)When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

15.) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."