- *sigh* Ok, here goes.

My name is Joanne, through the course of my life, I have completed 15 full rotations around the Earth, as of 2012 (about which we could discuss for an incomprehensibly long amount of time in regards to the supposed 'Apocalypse' that is doomed to strike us all, but this is a short summary of sorts so I think I'll leave that for... or possibly just avoid that tangent entirely).

My home, of sorts, is floating on the large mass of continent/country/island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, otherwise known as Australia.

I am a full time procrastinator, sadistic, arsonistic chronic sociopath and resident psychopath in the area.

Although I'd be quite surprised (and just a little flattered, if I'm honest) if you- 'you' being the reader currently viewing this page projected by a laptop screen, phone screen, strange, Martian technology- whatever suits your needs- have even bothered to read this far. But, for those insanely bored enough to still be 'here':

I consider myself a member of a multitude of different fandoms, varying in... 'enthusiasm', shall we say...

Harry Potter (My Childhood in a beautiful series of 7 books written by an amazing author, the first name of whom, I have the honour of sharing)

Doctor Who (I've always loved and cherished the 10th Doctor (not only because David Tennant also played the infamous Barty Crouch Junior, although that is undeniably an awesome trait to have) but, I have to admit, Matt Smith is growing on me :) )

BBC Sherlock (Not sure if I would consider myself a part of the fandom, as such- a large fan, yes, but the fandom is on an entirely different scale. But yes, admittedly, a JohnLock fan.)

The Avengers (No one can watch the movie and leave without an unhealthy obsession with at least one of the characters (in my case, two: FrostIron.) )

Kingdom Hearts (To a certain extent- I really only got to, well, learning about it because my cousins are huge fans (and because of Parle Productions on Youtube for those people out there who recognise who they are). To be perfectly honest (as blasphemic as this may strike some people to be), I'm more a fan of the characters and plot within itself as opposed to the actual game. There are fans of the game itself, and the fandom that encapsulates the plot, stories, themes, characters, etc. Some are members of both, but I would consider myself more of the 'fandom' sort, as opposed to the gaming fan)

I think those are the 'major' ones- there are other, small ones, but those were more spontaneous, short lived obsessions, of sorts.

So, I'm pretty sure that's just about everything I have to add to this Profile page. Read, Learn, Enjoy- Have Fun :)

I'll leave you now with some random selections from my Commonplace Book:

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr Seuss

"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." -Albert Einstein

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." -Dr Seuss

"In three words, I can sum up everything I've learnt about life: It goes on." -Robert Frost

"The loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest, the most damaged are the wisest, all because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do." -Anonymous

Alright, I think that's enough.

Joanne out.