Hi!!! We are Chameleon and Bookworm!!! We hope you enjoy our fandom a and remember to receive and PM us!!! We didn't choose the fandom; the fandom choose us. Hunger games :) Maximum ride :) Percy Jackson:) divergent :) Harry potter:) mortal instruments :)

WATTPAD: InAParallelUniverse

ABOUT THE AUTHORS

The Chameleon and the bookworm (Iris) like... Writing. Drawing. singing? Yes, you could say so. Online is the best place to be- if you're not reading. Hehe.

Reading:Pride and Prejudice

Reading: The Fault In Our Stars

a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Writer. Artist. Reader. Singer. Pianist. Shipper. *fangirl* DIVERGENT!!!!!!! PERCY JACKSON!!!!! HARRY POTTER!!! MAXIMUM RIDE!!!! HUNGER GAMES!!! THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS!!!! -Clarissa and Iris

Stories in:

Percy Jackson: New camper (Paused)

Divergent: Still Friends, ( ) Faction Academy, The winter Solstice

Hunger Games: The Tape Games