partycat2012
 ButtPlugSenior where did you go? When the whole world needed you most? ButtPlugSenior, you know we're waiting on you, to come and save usssssss! From our impending doooooOOOOOOoooooom! You know I'm waiting for my ButtPlug Jr. Coffee beans and staying at the deans! Creek, The oc's that just so happen to be mine (foreva laone): Nicknames: Real names: Shittles (Staneth) parker (Peter) Katniss (Aniyah) Vampire (Florence) Other amazing Ocs! Sindacar a giant snail with a hat that runs and flies and can shrink himself. Bacon the unicorn Tarpits the tireswing. Count: 4 Stan: [ ] You're the normal kid [X] You have an older sister ]You often puke ] You have a poofball hat [ ] One of your parents is a geologist [X] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [X] You have a lot of talents Count: 4 Kyle: [ ] You're Jewish ] You own an ushanka (My grandma bought we one a long time ago.) [ ] You have an adopted sibling [X] You easily get mad [X] Your hair is curly ] You're diabetic [X] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors ] One of your parents is a lawyer Count: 1 Cartman: [ ] You're fat/big-boned [ ] You get made fun of because of your body weight [ ] People make fat jokes about you ] You eat a lot of junk food [X] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls [X] You've once made over 10,000 dollars [ ] You have a single mother for a reason Count: 4 Kenny: ] You hide your face (when I can ) ] You're quiet [ X] You love boobies [X] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind (not that bad, I just interperate things the wrong way sometimes xD) [X] You have cheesed before [ ] You're poor [X ] Your parents fight all the time [ ] You beg for money Count: 4 Butters: [ ] You often get called "gay" [X] You get grounded all the time(Its annoying) [ ] You don't have a lot of hair [ ] You've seen your parents naked before [X] You have a fatass friend [X] You're not that popular at school [ ] You dance [X] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex Count: 6 Craig: [X] You flip people off (sometimes lol) [X] You're one of the cool kids at school (I'm at a new school now, so I can no longer check that off D:) [X] You've gotten ripped off before ] You think you're cool (haha) ] Most of the time you're not happy (indifferent I'd say...) ] You don't participate in anything you think sucks [X] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [ ] Your last name starts with a T [ ] You like things nice and boring Count: 4 Clyde: [ ] You're attractive (I know I'm pretty, wouldn't really call myself attractive.) [X] You love tacos [ ] Girls/Guys love you [X] You love parties [X] Your friends are mean to other people [X] Your hair is messy at sometimes [X] You often wear red and/or blue [ ] You look at Playboy Magazines Counts: 3 Token: [X] You're African American [ ] You're rich ( I hate this question)] Anything racist gets you mad [X] You're a nice guy/girl (sometimes...) [ ] You wear purple and yellow [ X] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" [ ] You live in a big house [X] You've kicked a fat kid before Count: 3 Wendy: [ ] You're a Straight A Student [ ] You're a feminist [ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [X ] You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ] You get called a "hoe" [ X] You get mad easily at things against you [ ] School is fun to you [X] You're a bitch (only to people who are bitchy to me :P) Count: 1 Bebe: [ ] Your hair is blonde [ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses [ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [ X] You like playing Truth or Dare [ ] You love girl talk [ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age [X] You're part of a Secret Committee Count: 4 Red: [ ] You have straight red hair ] You wear violet ] You can be a total bitch at some times ] You love talking on the phone [X ] You get called by your nickname [ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over [ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy [ ] You talk only to your friends Count: 6 Tweek: [X] You get frightened easily [X ] You drink coffee [X ] You tend to twitch [ X] You see things that other people do not (No one believes me!) [X ] Your hair is usually messy [X] Your parents aren't helpful [ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice [ ] You stutter Im a little bit of everyone!. Super. xD I found this quote on IChangedMyNameAgain's profile and almost died from laughter, which I do all the time xD "Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bull crap... But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. And then one day, retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's... mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this, retard frog squirrel. And then that had a retard baby, that was a monkey fish frog. And then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, congratulations." - Mr. Garrison I believe in God, but I also think there's some truth to Evolution. Oh no. Am I going to Hell now? Because I still believe on God but.. Gah! . If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148, crazyvi, DannySamLover20, Sandy x Maxwell 4ever, Southparkfreak101,PartyCat2012 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: OneDreamADay, Psychic_Ghost,DannySamLover20, Southparkfreak101,Partycat2012 And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (some scary stuff right there xD) 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Have got up early for school/work and realized you didn't have to go that day 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class. 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth |
