This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOUR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

REMEMBER WHEN
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was COOTIES?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and RACE ISSUES were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair-dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.

7.Don’t use any punctuation.

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”

10. Sing Along at the Opera

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!”

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)

You say Gossip Girl, I say Supernatural

You say Miley Cyrus, I say Misha Collins

You say vampires and werewolves, I say angels and demons

You say pink, I say black

You say Mustang, I say Impala

You say Team Edward, I say Team Free Will

You say jerk, I say bitch

You say Pattinson, I say Winchester

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"There were dangerous underwater currents, too"- Smiling Jack, Ken Catran

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My school tie, (it's hung on my wardrobe door handle)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Sherlock season 1, episode 1, on the 13th may 2013

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:00pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:11pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Friends in low places by Garth Brooks

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

this morning I had to go to school

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Someone’s profile on fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

black skinny jeans and a grey "Garden City Christchurch" Mr Vintage t-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

don't know

11. When did you last laugh?

Lunch at school, one of my friends made a funny comment

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

canvas pictures of London, New York and Paris, Supernatural poster and Titanic Announcement poster

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My friend and her new boyfriend, they are one of the most awkward couples ever

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh

15. What is the last film you saw?

Your Highness (At least 15 minutes of it)

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I would buy a large amount of books and a Chevrolet Chevelle 454 SS

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have dual nationality

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would change the education system

19. Do you like to dance?

I am crap at dancing

20. Barack Obama?

I don't care, i live in England

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Rowan or Aoife

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Fletcher, Carter, Jak or Dax

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I already have. I lived in New Zealand since I was 6

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Hey You-The Exies

Waking Up: Ready To Go (Get Me Out Of My Mind)- Panic! At The Disco

First Day At School:Shimmy- System Of A Down

Falling In Love: I'm With You- Avril Lavigne

Fight Song: Promise The Stars- We The Kings

Breaking Up: No Brakes- The Offspring

Prom night: Passenger Seat- Death Cab For Cutie

Life: Fade Away- Breaking Benjamin

Mental Breakdown: The Collapse- Adelitas Way

Driving: Death Of An Interior Decorator- Death Cab For Cutie

Flashback: Are We The Waiting- Green Day

Getting back together: Good Girls, Bad Guys- Falling In Reverse

Wedding: Not Falling Apart- Maroon 5

Birth of Child: As A Blonde- Selena Gomez and The Scene

Final Battle: Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks- Panic! At The Disco

Funeral Song: Long View- Green Day

Final Credits: We Are Broken- Paramore

You say Twilight I say Harry Potter

You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black
You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin
You say Team Edward I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattinson I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory'
You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think that's Lily and James
Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Prisoner of Azkaban

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Luna, Sirius

What house do you prefer to be in? Hufflepuff

But what house would you think you'll be in? Hufflepuff house (My Pottermore House)

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Peeves

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? DADA or Charms

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Beater

Who do you want to make friends with? Luna, Neville

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Luna

Which character in the book can you relate to? Neville

Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yes

Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Yes I could

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yes

What’s Ron’s? Billius

Have You Seen All The Movies? yep

Read All The Books? Yes

Favourites

Weasley? The Twins

Character, Overall? Luna

Group Of Characters? Death Eaters

Weasley Twin? That is a cruel question. Both

Least Favorites

Weasley? Percy

Book? Order of the Phoenix

Sweet? Cockroach Clusters

Death Eater? Pettigrew

This or That

Fred or George? Both :)

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? Butterbeer

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Rita Skeeter

Harry Potter

is about confronting fears,

finding inner strength, and

doing what is right in the

face of adversity

Twilight

is about how important

it is to have a boyfriend

You say vampires, I say Timelords!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say David Tennant!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Rose and Ten!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Doctor!
You say Bella, I say Rose!
You say Jacob Black, I say Captain Jack Harkness
You say Forks, I say TARDIS!