Golden Winged Dragonfly(Noun): Also known as Muffini Luverus, this creature lives deep withen the jungles of Chata Boardas, resembling that of a nineteen-year-old girl with far too much free-time.

Prone to...
-Hang her tongue out of her mouth and dance a little dance soully using her head.
-Commit various sucking ups of random authority figures.
-Complain about the hardships in modern day society, the government's current condition, world hunger... and a large lack of candy.

Enemies
-Flamers who have forgotten how to close their mouths
-The Army of Blue Ninja Squirrels
-The nefarious Dark Lord, George W. Bush.

Allies
-The common household Flea
-Indian Tribes scattered throughout Colorado
-The almighty Youth Center founder and A-Team veteran, Mr. T.

Repelled By
-Pella Windows
-Coconut Hand Lotion
-Lawn Gnomes

Attracted to
-Large stashes of Candy
-Reviews of Fanfictions
-The sweet aroma of Muffins

Famous Quotes

"I shall return to the land of 'Caucasia', and dance the dance of my people!"- A comment that implies that the Golden Winged Dragonfly believes White people are called Caucasians because they hail from a land called Caucasia.

"Guns do not kill people... a shot to the brain does."- Here, the Golden Winged Dragonfly teaches young Elementary children that, in fact, guns really are your friend.

"If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off!"- The Golden Winged Dragonfly states a rare witty, and yet intelligent remark towards the woes of life and gravity.

"The Blue Ninja Squirrels are coming... Are you prepared?"- The Golden Winged Dragonfly's slogan for attracting people to join her Army to defeat the Blue Ninja Squirrels.

"It's all fun and games, until somebody ends up with a hamster up their ass!"-... The validation to this remark is still to be uncovered.