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Ahem.

Hi?

I like orange. I'm a girl and an INTP. I'm barely old enough to have a legitimate FF account. I will edit anything and everything- except my own work, of course. :P

I do not have a remotely sarcastic sense of humor. I am somewhat obsessed with the following books/TV shows/movies, and very obsessed with the italicized ones. (This took me like three hours and I have no idea why I did this, but what I did was go through every fandom in every category on FF and find the ones I was in...? Of course, then I realized that was a ridiculously long thing to put on my profile and deleted most of it)

Books

Artemis Fowl

City of Ember

Ever Afters

Fablehaven

Familiars

the Girl Who Could Fly

Guardians of Ga'Hoole

Harry Potter

Hobbit

Hunger Games

Inheritance Cycle

Jack Blank

Kane Chronicles

Legend

Leven Thumps

Lord of the Rings

Lunar Chronicles

Maximum Ride

Molly Moon

Percy Jackson

Sherlock Holmes

Skulduggery Pleasant

Uglies

Unwanteds

Wings of Fire

WondLa

Young Sherlock Holmes

TV

1st Shop of Coffee Prince

Agent Carter

Agents of SHIELD

Arrested Development

Doctor Who

Muppet Show

Mythbusters

Parks and Recreation

Seinfeld

Sherlock

Movies

Avatar

Avengers

Bollywood

Captain America

Guardians of the Galaxy

How to Train Your Dragon

Incredibles

Indiana Jones

Jurassic Park

LEGO Movie

Princess Bride

Star Trek (2009)

Star Wars

Thor

WALL-E

Wreck-it Ralph

X-Men

Comics

Fantastic Four

Marvel

Spider-Man

X-Men

Misc.

Shakespeare

Egyptian Mythology

Greek Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Norse Mythology

Games

Dungeons and Dragons

League of Legends

LEGO

Minecraft

Pokémon

Wizard101

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

A strange, fair ship waited for them, shining under a bright moon.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?

Bedroom wall.

3.What is the last time you watched TV?

Yesterday evening.

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:15

5 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:05

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Some sort of power tool. Cars on a busy street. The cawing of an indignant crow. A possibly dying seagull. Vague chatter.

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking home from school.

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A profile page.

9.What are you wearing

School uniform- red sweatshirt, jeans, and hedgehog socks.

10.Did you dream last night?

Yes. I was trying to navigate a flooded airport, guided by a half-mermaid version of one of my (male and very annoying) classmates and a sailor monkey.

11.When did you last laugh?

Hm... sixth period class, probably.

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A scratch map of the US, a drawing of Spider-man I did when I was... five? Six?, and a national book festival poster. There was something else, but it fell down in the night.

13.Seen anything weird lately?

YES! In social studies today, my friend and I cut out a piece of cardboard from her notebook, and made a scary clown face on it, and made people scared. It was terrifying! -Profile page of Dawnstorm

That was me. I made that mask.

I still have it.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Missing a couple spaces. Made me reconsider my entire life. :O

15. What is the last film you saw?

I don't remember, but there 99% chance it was a Marvel movie.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Stocks.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I've never lived in one house for more than five years.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Can I bend reality? No? ToobadgreatthanksIwill. Fictional characters are now real.

19. Do you like to dance?

No.

(all of these character things were done with the consultation of Dawnstorm)

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1. Harry Potter
2. Sherlock Holmes
3. Artemis Fowl
4. Trouble Kelp
5. Valkyrie Cain
6. The Doctor
7. Hazel Levesque
8. Peter Parker
9. Maximum Ride
10. Katniss Everdeen

1 Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Trouble: Have some vole curry.
Peter: This is disgusting.
Trouble: Salad with tarantula?
Peter: That's... upsetting.
Artemis: I feel like this horrifying selection of dishes has been chosen merely to antagonize me.

2 You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Well... One lives in the suburbs with his abusive aunt and uncle and Six lives in a time-and-space-traveling telephone booth. Difficult choice.

3 Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Katniss: Walks out

4 Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

((What is happening))
Doctor: Is completely oblivious
Orion: Oh, Doctor! I love thee eternally!
Peter: Drops from the ceiling and punches Orion in the face

5 Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Probably Hazel...?

6 One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

The Wizarding World is in uproar about the newest celebrity cooking show.

7 Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

I know who he doesn't choose...
I'm going to say Max as she's the most like Holly...?
Actually I'd rather have him marry Peter, they'd probably invent some world-changing thing together

8 Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Hazel: I have no idea how I got to kidnapping him. If you want him back, you'll need to give me... um, Necromancy secrets?
Valkyrie: I don't actually want him back. And I thought you already had that covered.
Sherlock: This is likely the worst kidnapping I've ever witnessed.
Hazel: What? How many kidnappings have you witnessed?
Sherlock: Witnessed? Very few. Solved? Many.
Valkyrie: Well, he certainly reminds me of someone...

9 Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?

Absolutely.

A very small chance.

Unless there is actual fighting involved

10 Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight. How does Eight react?

Peter: Oh thank god, that's just... weird.

11 Why is Six afraid of Seven?

A good reason, I'm sure.

12 Ten arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

Katniss: Bursts in
Katniss: Sorry I was late. I shot down three Capitol helicopters, survived another Hunger Games, assassinated nine presidents and started one hundred and forty-six revolutions against oppressive dystopian governments.
Sherlock: Hm.

13 One and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Harry: OOoh yea there was this one time where i saved evry1 and stuf
Max: me 2 Hahahahahahaha
Harry: Ahhaahahahah
Max: Delivers a swift roundhouse kick to Harry's face
Max: that wasn't funny. it wasn't that funny
Harry: Draws wand i will hex ur face off... or something
Me: Get out of my house before you burn it to the ground.

14 Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

((Good lord, Max, you've made the wrong person angry. Also, kudos for killing the somewhat immortal alien.))
Sherlock: Constructs a devious plot to avenge his (second) best friend... The Doctor...?

15 Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

I feel like the two of them would have an incredibly selfless lengthy fight about who gets to save whom. But the Doctor saves Harry in the end.

16 Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Artemis: I find it very difficult to believe that I would go camping in the first place, much less forget to bring food.
Peter: But we are camping, and you did forget to pack food.
Artemis: sniffs haughtily and begins to say something obnoxious
Peter: Luckily, I've already caught three wild turkeys in my trap.
Artemis: Is somewhat impressed, considering the fact that they arrived less than a minute ago

17 Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Max: Pull it together. I've survived worse than this.
Valkyrie: So have I.
Max: Well... what's the problem then?
Valkyrie: Skulduggery's stupid yellow car.

18 The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

They got a divorce the day after their wedding. Hazel ended up with Frank.

Don't use your back space button!

Type your name with your knuckles: HermioneMoriarty

Type your name with your nose: hermionemoriarty

Type your name with your elbow: hbgdefrmiolnfdemofrffuizasrty (I have fat elbows. Oh well. I did manage to type it, as you can see by the bolded letters. XD)

Type your name without looking: HermioneMOriarty

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN WHATEVER THEY'RE FROM:

(These aren't in order, by the way; you can't expect me to do THAT; I just alphabetized them)

1. Artemis Fowl

2. The Doctor

3. Kenneth Parcell

4. Leopold Fitz

5. Luna Lovegood

6. Murtagh

7. Mycroft Holmes

8. Nico Di Angelo

9. Peter Parker

10. Qibli

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"I don't know about you vampires, but us humans need to sleep. Unless there's a troll in the hallway, go away."
"There is a troll in the foyer. Is that close enough for your liking, or would you prefer I let you be ripped apart by its tusks?"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Screech angrily (but not be too concerned in the long run)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

"NOOOOOO! BUT- SIMMONS-!"

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

"Ah. Yes. This is an... excellent... roasted... plimpy..."

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

He's going to get a sunburn. Should I poke him? I feel like he would cut my head off if I poked him.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"I'm... a Holmes? How am I supposed to feel about this??"

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

"Somehow"? Will let him in. Obviously.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

"Oh, you're one to talk, mister "Bookworm Peter", "Midtown High's Professional Wallflower"!"

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

It's better than getting eaten, I suppose.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Laugh, probably. -_-

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

"Waste" some more regenerative energy?

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

A snowglobe? A frog? Something surprisingly considerate?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Send in a fleet of drones to put out the fire.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Tell an unintentionally depressing story about herself that makes me realize what I'm about to do is not that embarrassing.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

"Are you blind?"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

"He was a former alcoholic, lied frequently, and had an underlying thyroid condition."
"Is that supposed to make me feel better?"

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

"What's so amusing?"

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Do I have to Ahem. He's brilliant, Irish, liable to get into exciting adventures, has two adorable brothers and is generally very attractive

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 8

"Mm. Good for you, I suppose."

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

It's probably difficult not to get along with the Parcells. They seem like an amiable, if weird, people. Even Ron. (xD)

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I really, really hope not.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Why are you looking at me? Does this haircut somehow reveal my deepest, darkest secrets?

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"Will Solace."

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

My first-grade crush is finally requited xD

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Runs away screaming. Screaming bloody murder.

Would 2 trust 5?

Yes. Now I want to see Luna as a companion.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Qibli breathes fire at him "accidentally".

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Artemis is above such things as school. Beastology it is.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Freshly-roasted squirrel.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Haven't the foggiest.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Definitely the best choice out of the ten of them, but define "okay".

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Will Murtagh ever be happy?

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

I regret including a dragon.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

10 accidentally stung 1? In the face?

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

"You've reached someone who isn't Rose."

5 and 6 did a workout together?

I'm dying of laughter oxygen deprivation.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

"Oh, that's quite all right. I've gotten used to it."
:(

7 won the lottery?

"I never participated in that petty game of chance."

8 had quite a big secret?

Yes, he certainly did.

9 became a singer?

A.K.A.; nothing good.

10 got a daughter?

He just "got" one? Did she fall from the sky?

What would 1 think of 2?

Probably not much, until the Doctor explained some jargon-filled confusing technological concept.

How would 3 greet 4?

Say "Hello, Sir!" with uncrushable happiness.

What would 4 envy about 5?

What would any muggle envy? Her magical prowess, of course :P

What dream would 5 have about 6?

"I had the strangest dream..."

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Both their names begin with "M", and both are long-suffering older brothers.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Likely somewhere in Manhattan, considering the fact they both live near there.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Quite a lot of things, I would imagine.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

His personality in general mostly unwavering confidence (or, alternatively, Orion's tales of dragon-slaying)

I'm spoiled by Infinite Profiles and have already fallen into "Put This On Your Page" Stuff.

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