And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...

CH 19 NEW! Shrek finds his swamp filled with dead people, and finds himself on a quest to Mordor with the Fellowship, in a bargain to get it back.

[previously Mara and Robin] Mara and Robin meet and fall in love at a summer camp for disadvantaged kids. Somehow, these lovers seem a little star cross'd... Does true love conquer all, or is that too archaic for a modern Robin Hood?

You've been told the story of Sleeping Beauty. I doubt you have heard the real story. They said I was cursed, but the long sleep was a blessing for me to escape. My name is Rory, short for Aurora, and this is my story.

There are too many Mary Sue Marians out there, who are so beautiful, perfect, amazing sword-fighters and archers, who make every single man fall in love with them. They have to be stopped. And I'm going to stop them.

A bit of fluff that we came up with about the Ring coming back to life, seducing Legolas into bringing it to Harry Potter land, and starting a new, well.... series of mishaps! (guess who gets to be the new Frodo?) :)

[COMPLETE!]Alanna has returned from the convent (although most definately not as a proper lady) and wreaks havoc at the castle while she tries to avoid the marriage trap and hide her fighting skills...but things are about to get a little crazy