This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

AU. When Gaara is admitted to a psychiatric ward, he just wants to be left alone. But others come, trying to "fix" him. Only one catches his immediate attention.

Someone who spent the entirety of their lives in a hospital bed is reborn in the Naruto universe. Problem is she knows nothing about Naruto, she lives in the Village of the Bloody Mist and she's a Jinchuriki. Veers from canon. UNFINISHED!

I'm not sure why I resurrected that stupid blonde brat, but now I'm stuck with him. It's not all that bad, I suppose. Eternity is quite boring if nothing interesting happens. -Ciel Yes, the series continues in the 2000s! Our favourite young lords now spend their days getting into trouble, making friends and enemies, and perhaps, falling in love?

Witch, Weapon, and Meister all in one! For Kage, that's the least of her worries. Her big problems are more "How do I stay alive another day" and "keep my brother in one piece" Oh wait, did we forget to mention her family's been sending witches after her since she was six, and a Kishin more powerful than Asura wants her dead? Sadly, due to lost bets, this must be KidxOC.

Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.

And in an instant - things are gonna change, and for the better. -Ichigo's POV, chapter 459-

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.