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Joined 04-06-05, id: 789855
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Okay so who ever read this I welcome yeh (yeah I had to say yeh and btw that means you)!

Hmm... I'll tell you what I can.

Firstly I hate bananas. why? I dunno but I just don't... because.

Hmmm... I am from Canada !AND you can be jelous. I really don't mind, in fact I insist.

I like writting even if I stink at it... yeah don't rub it in...I wrote a fanfic butquit on it... I am stillhoping someone ask how the story ends TT... Ialso writetwistedfairy tales... yeah they are one of the few thingsthat actually turn good. I been thinking on posting one... I'll tell you a preview later.

I like alot of books... but I ain't got the time to go into detail... oh well, I can put things off for a while. Can't I? Well the Bartimaeus trilogy is soo good althought in my opinion the ending stinks... I mean come on! Hmm I like all the Harry Potter books... yeah I still can't believe some kidsturned crazyjust for reading them! I like T.A. Barron... well I haven't read all his books just the Avalon books.

In summary I read alot of fantasy, but I do read other stuff: some of that is boring, you know world history here and there, a little bit of manga forced by my crazy friends, a lot of mythology of the world, and just other random stuff, OH yeah I do skim through some parenting books my parents got lying arround... you know as a joke... now and then scratching a word or two saying "Give your child gift etics" I'll just "Give your child gifts" and I now and then put... you know a little hint after all my parents are kind of clue less.

Okay well I could bore you with my life stories which are hilarious according to all my friends... but you know I wouldn't trust them that much in the ground that they are... them.

I could bore you with music but I dunno I am not really that picky of a person but you know I don't really like too much rap... yeah no offence but have you notice that it could mean "Retards Attempt at Poetry" which you know is just a joke I realize what it really stands for.

I could put some quotes one of my favourites are: (I find them all over so if they are in your profile sorry but they world must know them, and wellI dunno who said them so they are all from un known sources until further notice)

"did you get your boyfriend back?" "NO better... I got a restraining order"- this strangely enough fits my friend

"They say hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance"- HOW come I never thougthof that!

"Hard work fasinates me I can sit and stare at it for hours"- again how could I not thought of this

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

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That Summer by Luminous Star reviews
It's the summer before seventh year and someone's moving in next door to Lily's house. someone she'd never expect in a million years to move in. Major changes are in store for Lily Evans...she just doesn't know it yet. --399 REVIEWS! You guys are AMAZING!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,774 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fly me to the moon by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
James was popular, handsome, and a troublemaker. Lily was pretty, intelligent, and had a fiery temper. Mix the two together and what do you get? Chemistry and a lot of yelling. Story of love, laughter, Marauder foolishness, and a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 205,523 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 7/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Professors Make The Best Matchmakers! by master of random disaster reviews
The Hogwarts Professors have had it! During Lily's and James' final year at school, the teachers are determined to getting them together if it is the last thing they do. Albus’ betting pool swells to epic proportions as chaos and pandemonium ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,749 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Delayed Reaction by Rebekahek623 reviews
Lily loves me, she's loved me since the day we met. She's just having a delayed reaction to the feeling, a REALLY delayed reaction...Stop Laughing Sirius! RE-WRITE TO MAKE IT BETTER IN PROGRESS! Up to Chapter 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 52,037 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/10/2007 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Lily Luna P., James P.
James Potter and His Stupid Bloody Hair by ForgivenOrForgotten130 reviews
Lily Evans, head girl and top in her year, gets detention for the first time in her life, thanks to James Potter. James starts a little game to pass the time while they dust portraits all over the school. Will this game reveal secrets about Lily that even
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Diary of an Insane Teenager by V.O.Lynn reviews
This is a random Fan Fic I decided to write inspired by all the other diary stories out there. This is Katie Bell's Diary in which she writes many secrets things, including her thoughts about a certain boy that she has taken a fancy to! Enjoy! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Katie B., Lee J.
Taking Chances by EmilytheWicked reviews
Can life get greater than this? Head Girl, great friends, a few idiot Slytherins to pick on... Oh yeah, there's that Potter... Watch Lily deal with 7th year like no other. LJ. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,840 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Too Many Changes by maraudersgurlheart reviews
Join Lily, James, and the rest of their friends through Hogwarts and a little after. Starts in sixth year. SBOC RLOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,609 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Marauders Magical Journal by Asher Elric reviews
The Marauders deside to write about their first three years at Hogwarts. Mystery, suspence and pranks reign galore!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
The Truth About Smiling by TajM reviews
It’s not really angsty, nor fluffier than cotton candy. It isn’t very long, or short or too clichéd… It’s funny enough and it might just leave you smiling by the end and start believing just a bit more than your average cynic. Hopefully. LJ OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Learning To Live by dorkforlife reviews
She was alone and ignored. He was admired by all. What do they have in common? They need someone to love who will also give them love in return. HPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Harry P.
Dear Whoever by YouAndIBoth reviews
Two strangers, both Hogwarts attendants, are brought together through letters they write back and forth under fake names. But what happens when they find out who's on the other end of the notes they await so eagerly? It could be anyone...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 13,030 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Yankee by Kaitia reviews
MARY SUE WARNING! American Sue transfers to Hogwarts. Sarcasm, blatent Sue-ism, and humor abound.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/26/2005
Behind The Mask by Secret Lily reviews
In her seventh year at Hogwarts, Lily starts to feel she'll never find love. That is, until a familar looking masked man sweeps her off her rule abiding feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,134 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Come What May by lezerley reviews
Lily hated James the first time she saw him and she believes that will never change. But when a suspicious visitor warns her to stay away from him, something tells Lily that this was a warning to be ignored...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Always There by Celestia Memora reviews
she was always there. She always cared about him. He just never cared about her… this authoress' attempt to give Harry a happy ending...HPOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P.
Under The Enchanted Mistletoe by passionflower24 reviews
James and Lily. Stuck under a sprig of enchanted mistletoe. The only way to get out? A kiss. rnrn“Sorry, flower, only one way.” He puckered his lips in a way that would make any other girl dizzy, but Lily just raised her eyebrows. rnrn“In your dreams, Pot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/4/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Stalker! Letters From a Bighead by SiriuslyInsane62442 reviews
James and Lily share a summer through letters. Hilarity and bigheadness ensues, as well as... Romance? Where did that come from?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,699 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Life With the Maurders reviews
JPLE, RLOC, and SBOC. Well Hope you like it R&R! Read if you would be so kind, and if you already read this.... be told that atleast now I have a beta!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,624 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 9/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.