Val's dress from Chapter 11 of Valentines:

Okay, I don't really like writing about myself, but here are ten basic facts you should know about me:

1. I live in the USA.

2. I'm 14.

3. I'm a girl.

4. I love to read.

5. I love to write stories and poems.

6. I like archery.

7. I like dance.

8. Everyone thinks I'm insane. (To be honest, I agree!)

9. I love being outside.

10. I like to ride horseback.

Also, check out my amazing sister, who also has an account. Currently, her username is ThatPsychoAmeteurWriterCassia.

Alright, that's out of the way. On to the cool shit!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make friends on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA), PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), TheBlackSeaReaper (Bermuda), sakurademonalchemist (USA), lokinorsedeity (USA), Lolcatzlola (New Zealand), I'vebeenLOKI'Dyetagain[A.K.A Marvelite5ever, Fangirl7777(USA)

So one day I saw a comment on an amazing, wonderful story that made me laugh so hard by one of the so-called "Eliminators". They were telling this person just because their hilarious story broke some obscure rule ("rule 256, part L" or something like that) they would report it and the author should delete it. It's safe to say I FREAKED OUT at that point, because isn't the little logo at the top of this page (for the full site users) "Unleash your imagination"? Isn't FF supposed to be a place where authors can express their love for writing and their fandom, however it may be, freely? The Eliminators are restricting this. And yes, I understand that some stories really should be deleted, like the ones that have no regard for the human language and/or insanely smutty or violent stories that would make mature adults grimace, but for the most part, these stories really are wonderful, and the Eliminators are restricting this. And, THEY HAVE NO ACTUAL RIGHT to run around screaming/typing "OOH! This story breaks Rule 589, Part V!" or whatever. SO, if you are against Eliminators, please copy and paste this, and put your name on the chain. And if any Eliminators are reading this, you can try to ban me for no reason, I'm just voicing my opinion here, but I will still be against the Eliminators.

Sincerely, Chaos Supernova, Fangirl7777,

R.I.P. to That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street. She got raped. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Some people say they are big readers; that they're into books so much it's not funny. However, the only way to tell is if they:

1) suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book,

2) start talking to the book because that's not how they wanted the book to go, and

3) hurl the book across the room or get mad at the book/author because one of their favorite characters dies.Copy and paste this into your presentation if you are one of these people.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, ArabellaSwanCullen, wisehead101, Violet daughter of Percabeth, FanofKOTLCandTF (P.S. I've never read Twilight, I have no reason to. I can't find anything appealing about vampires, or werewolves. I just posted this because I 'm one of those girls. But I love and I am obsessed with Transformers and Keeper of the Lost Cities, and that is something that isn't going to stop.) daringwolf2000 (me too!!!) Fangirl7777(Same!!!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysoxs, Thaliagrl789, Violet daughter of Percabeth, FanofKOTLCandTF, daringwolf2000, Fangirl7777

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face, Daughter-Of-Jove, silvershadowrebel,Reba1753, Violet daughter of Percabeth, FanofKOTLCandTF, daringwolf2000, Fangirl7777

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, angelsweet2011, FanofKOTLCandTF, daringwolf2000, Fangirl7777

(MUST FIND WAY TO ALTERNATE DIMENSION!!!!)

If you've ever cried when listening to Transformers music...

If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...

If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...

If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...

If you broke your heart when your favorite one died...

and cheered like Hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...

Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, Chewie Cookies, Razeblaze, Azul Ocean, Rookie70Penguin, Aquade, adaline1, FanofKOTLCandTF, daringwolf2000, Fangirl7777

97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3% that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

Have you ever wondered:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin...

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you're weird, then you're normal. If you're normal, then you're weird.

Anaditdaephobia- the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Sarcasm- a way to insult stupid people without them knowing it.

Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you.

Don't steal, the government doesn't like competition.

59 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.)
2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.”
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “What do you have against paper?.”
8. Don’t do your homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!”
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.
12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.
13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream.
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room.
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says.
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well.
23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong.
25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “I is never late, everyone else is simply early."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”
29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”
32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…
40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’
42. Talk to a pen.
43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language.
44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”
47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song.
51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!
52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!
53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"
54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"
55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!
56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!
57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end!
58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!"
59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!"

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down.
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS".
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy".
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking.
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face.
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO".
12: Sing along at the opera.
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day.
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'.
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom".
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON".
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose".
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"
27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the
button 20 times, it works quicker!"
28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
32.Meow occasionally.
33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
36.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
37.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

(if you liked it, go onto YouTube and look up 'Top Twelve Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart!)

Something Cool To Do: Follow Instrunctions Exactly
1. Dress sophisticated (suit, tie, heavy tinted sunglasses)
2. Enter a public with a laptop (class, café, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open a bunch of random websites (politics, Japanese culture, stock market, historical docs, etc.)
5. THEN, open this site-- hackertyper.net
6. Press F11 to get full screen
7. Begin typing FURIOUSLY!
8. Press 'alt' three times to get 'access granted'
Press 'caps lock' three times to get 'access denied'
9. After about fifteen minutes, close you laptop look around suspiciously, and leave.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF..

1. You talk to yourself a lot.

2. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

3. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

4. You'll check your e-mail, notifications, or alerts from time to time.

5. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

6. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

7. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

8. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

9. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

10. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

11. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a long time ago.

12. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

13. You have seen a movie (or show) once, and yet you can quote it word for word.

14. You have your own dream world.

15. You forget what you were going to say, right before you say it.

16. You have pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vice-versa.

17. You forget what you were talking about in a conversation.

18. You think that your ship were meant to be together.

19. If you believe your own is out there somewhere, add this.

20. Whenever you see or hear the name you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much and then people stare at you and tell you to shut up and let it go.

21. You're in love with a fictional character.

What Greek God Are You Most Like?

ZEUS:

[You like being in charge.]

[You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.]

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You have multiple exes.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

[You think every problem has a solution.]

[You love showing off.]

[You like plane rides.]

You are hydrophobiac.

5/10

POSEIDON:

[You feel at home in the water.]

[Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.]

[You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.]

[You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.]

[You visit the local pool on a regular basis.]

You swim competitively.

You hate seafood.

[You never get seasick.]

[You'd rather ride a boat than a plane.]

You are acrophobic.

7/10

HADES:

[You're not that much of a people person.]

[You like staying in the dark and writing poems.]

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

[You spend most of your time alone.]

[You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.]

[You like to keep to yourself.]

[All your closets are padlocked or you wish they could be.]

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night.

6/10

DEMETER:

You own a garden.

[You like the great outdoors.]

You have a green thumb.

[You're an environmentalist.]

[You have a special connection with animals.]

You're a vegetarian.

[You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.]

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

[You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.]

5/10

ARES:

You often start fights.

[You're a very aggressive type of person.]

You like watching wrestling.

[You're competitive.]

You like reading about war.

[You don't take crap from anybody.]

You have anger management.

[You never back away from a fight.]

Everyone does what you say.

[You don't always think before you do something.]

5/10

ATHENA:

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

[You're probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.]

[Half (or more) of your Christmas presents last year were books.]

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You're the valedictorian in your class.

You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

[You have a huge shelf of books at home.]

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (I don't even know what they are!)

3/10

APOLLO:

[You're very creative and artistic.]

You want to be a doctor when you grow up.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

[You like writing poetry.]

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

[You have straight As in Art on your report card.]

[Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.]

4/10

HUNTERS OF ARTEMIS:

You dislike boys in general.

[A deer is one of your favorite animals.]

[You can shoot targets.]

[You like silver.]

[You like the moon better than the sun.]

[Zoe Nightshade is awesome.]

[You love wild animals.]

[You spend most of your time outdoors.]

You love to move around the place.

[Hunting is not cruel, if it's not for sport, and you actually use all of your kills.]

8/10

HEPHAESTUS:

[You have a way with tools. (Depends on the tool. I have done a little black smithing before)]

You build awesome things during your free time.

[You're one of the best at Woodshop in your class.]

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You're a techie.

You can make things, fix things, and take things apart easily.

You dream of being a carpenter.

[You aren’t afraid of fire.]

3/10

APHRODITE:

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You're always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You're often invited to parties.

You can easily convince people of things.

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10 I don't like to think of myself as a girly-girl. I'm a fan girl. It's different.

HERMES:

[You like pickpocketing your friends.] (nothing big. Usually just pens.)

You're a prankster.

You're a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

[You’re the best speaker in the class.]

[You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.]

[You’re inventive and resourceful.]

[You often start arguments.]

You’ve never lost a debate.

[You like making witty and sarcastic statements.]

6/10

DIONYSUS:

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You're a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

[You like trying new food.]

You feel that you're abundant in life.

[You think that too much of anything is bad.]

2/10

HECATE

[Being called 'crazy' is a compliment.]

[You like magic.]

[You like Harry Potter.]

[You're bold.]

[You hate when people think you're the bad guy.]

[You dress dark, but your personality is cheerful and happy.]

[You couldn't care less about fashion.]

[Teddy bears are lethal in your hands. (Hehe...)]

[You like being different from everybody else.]

[You can spend hours a day debating something ridiculous.]

10/10 I think I found my match...

Put an X on everyone that is true for you and see who you're most like:

Tony Stark/ Iron Man

] You like booze (I'm severely underage.)

] You are the life of the party (Parties...? What are these 'parties' you speak of?)

] You love gadgets (Like my dad.)

[x] You can be rather cocky

[x] Your favorite color is red or gold

[X] You’re good with computers (I can find my way around them.)

[x] You use sarcasm a lot (NO.)

[x] You love getting attention

[X] You’re good at mechanics

] You have issues with your parents (Nah, my parents are awesome)

6/10

Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk

[X] You’re good at science (Science is one of my favorite classes)

[x] You can get very aggressive when ticked off (Yeah...)

[x] You like to be secluded most of the time (Any time I can be alone, I'll be alone. No matter what.)

[X] You like wearing baggy clothes (more comfy)

] You like to meditate (I've tried, but...)

[X] You like doing science experiments (Sometimes on purpose! XD)

] You try to avoid getting into fights

] You like wearing purple things

[x] You’re clever (I'd like to think I am.)

] Your favorite color is green (it's like, second or third)

6/10

Thor

[X] You’re good with a hammer (I may be less good with a war hammer, though...)

] You like coffee (I prefer tea.)

] You can eat a truckload of food and still be hungry (Depends on the day)

[X] You can be arrogant (I try to tell myself I'm not, but...)

[X] You have long hair (like, halfway down my back)

[X] You have an interest in astrology

[x] You can get sulky when things don’t go your way

[X] You’re willing to take a fall for someone else (I'm loyal like that. Unless I don't like you. Then, I run you over with the bus.)

[X] You like to dress up as fantasy characters (EVERY CHANCE I GET!!!!!)

[x] You don’t always get on well with your sibling(s) (*Glares at my brother*)

8/10

Steve Rogers/ Captain America

] You like helping those in need in any way you can (I would, but I'm too lazy...)

[x] You hate bullies (Who doesn't?)

[x] You’re a great leader (I'm very headstrong, and I tend to take charge. But, once I'm there, I'm pretty laid back, usually XD)

] You’re a bit of a do-gooder (Nope.)

[x] One of your favorite colors is red, white or blue (I like blue.)

] You like wearing things with stars on them

[X] You strongly admire the army (I do, but not like Steve...)

] You have a good throwing arm (AHAHAHA -- wait, you're serious?)

[x] You like war films (Sci fi action)

] You’re good at running (Same reaction to the throwing arm. Well, not fully. I'm good at sprinting.)

(You know, I actually ran 1/8 of a mile with only ONE SHOE ON?! It was painful...)

5/10

Director Nick Fury

] You like wearing long coats (...is that even a thing?)

] You’re good at organizing things (My school record still stands for Messiest Locker.)

] You’re good at being in the loop (I'm so out of touch, I don't even have INSTAGRAM.)

[X] You like guns (My dad's taken me shooting a few times. I prefer archery, though.)

] You’re good at giving information to people (Kind of. Ish.)

[x] You like giving solutions to peoples’ problems (I do. I work as a part time therapist XD)

[X] You like eyepatches (IMMA PIRATE!!!)

] You work best as part of a team (No. I go solo, or I'm in charge.)

] You like beards (I'm a girl. And I actually hate beards.)

] You like wearing black things (Somewhat.)

3/10

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

[x] You like wearing tight clothes (They get in the way less.)

] You can do martial arts (vaguely...)

] You’re interested in the world of spies (I like WATCHING them...)

] You have red hair (Brown.)

[x] You’re quite agile

[x] People generally don’t know much about the real you (The only person who knows the real me is me.)

] You like to make yourself look good (fff, I don't care about fashion)

] You can speak another language (I officially graduated to sounding like a 1st grader in Spanish, does that count?)

] You’re good at taking orders (NOPENOPENOPITYNOPENOPENOPE!)

] You were born in a different country to the one you are living in now

3/10

Clint Barton/ Hawkeye

] You’re very good at archery. (I take it, but that doesn't mean I'm super good at it.)

] You currently like/love someone on your team (What does that even mean?)

[X] You like to wear purple and black (they're okay)

] You’re very good at aiming (Nope.)

] You’ve worked at the carnival (...?)

[X] You like working in a team (Even more when I'm the leader.)

] You’re up for almost anything thrown at you (More like spasming on the floor, recovering from the hit.)

] You’d be a top assassin if you ever took the job (I do believe that I'd need a crazy thing called coordination)

[x] You’re quiet (I'm quiet.)

] You tend to get along with people well (AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA NOOOOO.)

2/10

Loki

[x] You want to be a great leader (I do!)

[x] You want to prove something (I have high hopes and dreams for life.)

] You’re the younger sibling (And I like it)

[x] You’ve been/are overshadowed by a sibling (Somewhat, sometimes. You have to work more to be noticed.)

[x] You don’t get along so great with your sibling (Well, who doesn't? He calls me Kitty. I call him Mouse.)

[x] You’re good at lying (I can hold my own.)

] You’re adopted (As far as I know, I'm biological.)

[x] You’re very clever (Again, I'd like to think I am.)

[x] You are able to manipulate people well (Not too sure about this one. I can, but I don't.)

[x] Your favorite color is green or gold (I love gold. AND DEY BES MY SCHOOL COLORS! SQUEE!)

8/10

Most like: Loki (YAAAY LOKI!!!!)/Thor (OMG IM ASGARDIAN!)

Least like: Hawkeye ('s okay. He's still one of my favorites)

Quotes

"Never stop. Never stop fighting. Never stop dreaming. And don't be afraid of wearing your heart on your sleeve." -Tom Hiddleston

"Haters never win. I think that's true about life, because negative energy always costs in the end." -Tom Hiddleston

"For myself, for a long time... I felt inauthentic or something, I felt like my voice wasn't worth hearing, and I think everyone's voice is worth hearing. So if you've got something to say, say it from the rooftops." -Tom Hiddleston

"To be great is to be misunderstood." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away." -Dorothy Parker

Repost if you've done one of these:
1. Walked into a room, forgot what you were doing, walked out, then remembered.
2. When you were younger, drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
3. When you were younger, thought the shape of a heart was actually a valentine.
4. Closed the refrigerator door really slowly, just to see the light go off.
5. Tried to balance the light switch between "on" and "off".
You know you did all of these!

Random Funny Quotes I Found On The Webernets, and Decided to Share With All You Lucky Peopleses!
1. Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.
2. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
3. "Did you just fall?" "No. I attacked the floor." "Backwards?" "I'm freakin' talented!"
4. "I'm a ninja." "No you're not." "Did you just see me do that?" "Do what?" "Exactly!"
5. After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF.
6. I'm shy at first, but... I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone!
7. 9 Planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000 people, AND I'M STILL SINGLE!
8. Laughter is the best medicine. But, if you're laughing without reason, you need medicine!
9. Sarcasm: Just one of the many services I offer.
10. 3 AM phone call..."hey are you asleep?"..."no, I'm skydiving!"
11. Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
12. Hey, I'll be back in five minutes, but if I'm not, read this message again.
13. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
14. Sometimes I wish I were a bird... So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads!
15. I'm not lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode.
16. Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed!
17. I need a six-month vacation, twice a year.
18. I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls keep getting in my way!
19. Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
20. A man came to my door, and asked if I could donate to the local pool. So, I came back with a glass of water.

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21. If people are talking behind your back, just fart!
22. I would insult you, but I'm afraid I wouldn't do it as well as nature did!
23. I changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'. That way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer says 'your password is incorrect'.
24. Shut up, voices! Or I'll poke you with a q-tip again...
25. If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.
26. Home: where I can look ugly, and enjoy it.
27. I hate it when people see me at the market, and are just like "hey, what are you doing here?" And I'm just like, "oh, you know, hunting elephants."
28. I will slap you so hard, not even google will be able to find you!
29. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But then, it gets boring. So I go back to being me.
30. D.R.A.M.A
Dumb
Retards
Asking for
More
Attention.
31. M.A.T.H.
Mental
Abuse
To
Humans.
32. Seriously, I don't know when that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but apparently the aren't coming back for them.
33. I need to go on medication, so I can slap people and blame it on the side effects.
34. My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions were the only food that made you cry. So, I threw a coconut at his face.
35. Some people just need a hug. Around the neck. With a rope.
36. Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
37. Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
38. Disease: Idiotitis. Causes the brain to shut down and the mouth to keep talking. Thousands affected. Might be contagious. Best defense: slap and run.
39. I hate it when people are like "hey do you have a bathroom?" And then I say "no, not at all. We shit in the yard."
40. The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

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41. Common Sense is like deodorant: The people who need it most never use it.
42. Breaking news: I just found out that there's nothing wrong with ME, it's the WORLD that has issues! ;-)
43. If you fall, I'll be there. ~ Floor.
44. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
45. Respect your parents. They passed school without google.
46. Bacon. Admit it. For a second there, all your problems went away.
47. My week is basically
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
48. A quiet man is usually a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
49. When a woman says "what?" It's not that she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to fix what you just said.
50. Hardest Job Ever: working in a bubble wrap factory. Imagine the level of self-control required.
51. Oh, you wanna argue? Bring it. I got my caps lock ON!
52. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like "I know, right?"
53. Sorry, I can't today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. And yes, it was tragic.
54. How to tell someone their breath stinks without offending them: "well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth!"
55. With great power comes great electricity bill.
56. Just sitting here on the corner of AWESOME and BOMBDIGGITY!
57. At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up.
58. Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but... I love you, now.
59. If Monday had a face, I would punch it.
60. I will not keep calm, and you can fuck off!

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61. On the internet, you can be anything. Strange how so many people choose to be stupid.
62. I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.
63. That moment you talk to yourself, and start smiling like an idiot because your just so hilarious.
64. Dear Dora, you've been 5 years old for about 11 years now. What's your secret?
65. Wise men talk because they have something to say, idiots because they have to say something.
66. 1. I need to tell you something, look at 5.
2. The answer is look at 11.
3. Don't get mad, look at 15.
4. Calm down don't be mad look at 13.
5. First look at 2.
6. Don't be that angry, look at 12.
7. I just wanted to say I love you.
8. What I wanted to tell you is... THE ANSWER IS ON 14!
9. Be patient look at 4.
10. This is the last time I'm going to do this. Look at 7.
11. I hope you're not mad when I say this look at 6.
12. Sorry look at 8.
13. Don't get mad look at 10.
14. I don't know how to say this look at 3.
15. You must be really mad look at number 9.
67. Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won't call on you.
68. 5 Rules to Remember in Life:
1. Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help someone in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.
4. Many people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve problems, but neither does milk.
69. Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up everyday to impress you.
70. Why do we need school? Music: we have youtube for that. Sport: there's a wii. Spanish: there's Dora. English: everything's abbreviated anyway(lol, brb, idk), Math: that's why we have calculators. Geography: I'll buy a globe. History: they're all dead anyway.
71. My road to success is always under construction.
72. Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate is a salad.
73. Yes, officer, I did see the 'speed limit' sign, it just didn't see you.
74. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
75. Momster: what happens to Mom after she counts to three...
76. That fail moment you pull up your blankets and punch yourself in the face.
77. When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.
78. I can't take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room.
79. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that your opinion is stupid.
80. Normal friend: wow, you're so pretty. Best friend: shrek called, he wants his face back.

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81. Stop waiting for your Prince Charming. Go find him. The poor idiot might be stuck in a tree or something.
82. Just remember, if we get caught you're deaf and I don't speak English.
83. Every kid wants to be Superman, Batman, or Spider-Man. Personally, I blame the parents. If parents were better at parenting, kids wouldn't want to be orphans.
84. Cleaning is just putting stuff in less obvious places.
85. Don't know something? Google it. Don't know someone? Facebook it. Don't find something? Mom!
86. I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.
87. So if guns kill people, then I guess pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.
88. It's hard to find someone that's 95% talented, 96% funny, 98% loving, 99% intelligent and 100% sweet. So don't you dare lose me!
89. When people cut you down or talk behind your back, just remember that they are taking time out of their pathetic lives to think about you!
90. Best friend. The one you can only stay mad at for a short amount of time because you have something important to tell them.
91. Dear math, please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
92. Sometimes I listen to other people's conversations, and mentally give my opinion.
93. Don't take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
94. I meant to behave, but they were too many other options.
95. Don't break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones, they have 206.
96. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars… are you will be forced to drift aimlessly into the vast, empty abyss of space until a lack of food, water, and oxygen causes you to succumb to death's cold embrace. Sweet dreams, kid.
97. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
98. People say you can't live without love… I think oxygen is more important.
99. Ever had that feeling where you just wanted to jump out of bed? Me neither.
100. You are living your life without an "f", you are living a li]e.

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100. You are living your life without an "f", you are living a li]e.
101. Best friends. They know how crazy you are, and still choose to be seen with you in public.
102. Says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
103. Okay so you're 10 years old, and you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook, and a BlackBerry… Dude, when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
104. Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.
105. I throw my Spanish up in the air sometimes, saying Ayyyyoooo, no comprendooooo!
106. I used to wonder what it would be like to read other people's minds. Then I got Facebook. Now I'm over it.
107. If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
108. I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things that I should be.
109. Dear pimples, if you are going to be living on my face, I need to see some rent.
110. Mephobia. Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race cannot handle it and everybody dies.
111. Imma bee imma bee imma imma imma bee... LOL, JK imma wasp.
112. You never really grow up… You just learn how to act in public.
113. Well-behaved women rarely make history.
114. "Username or password incorrect." Well, at least tell me which one it is.
115. Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
116. You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions.
117. I love animals. They're delicious.
118. We all have that friend that says "i'll be there around seven," then arrives around nine.
119. I hate you, and then I love you. It's like one minute I want to throw you off a cliff, and then I have to rush to the bottom to catch you.
120. When I was five, my mother always told me that the key to life was to be happy. On the first day of school the teachers gave us an assignment asking what you wanted to be when you grow up. I wrote down "happy." Teachers told me that I didn't understand the assignment. I told them that they didn't understand life.

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121. When I call my parents, and they don't answer it's no big deal. But when they call me and I don't answer, it's like World War III.
122. Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson? Student: why are you teaching during my conversation?
123. Life is too short to remove USB safely.
124. Teacher (noun): a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.
125. The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them "370HSSV 0773H" then tell them to read it upside down.
126. We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do.
127. Friends are like wedgies… they know you're inner self, there intimately close, and it feels great when you pick out a good one!
128. When you fall, a friend who hides their smile and help you out. But a best friend to fall also from laughing so hard.
129. For some reason, everything is funnier when you are not allowed to laugh.
130. Saying you understand, so the teacher will leave you alone.
131. Man. The only place where a person can buy 64 watermelons, and no one wonders why.
132. Brain is like the Bermuda triangle. Information goes in and is never found again.
133. Stop complaining about being single. We have more important issues at hand. Like why McDonald's does not serve breakfast after 10:30.
134. I was normal. Then I met a bunch of losers. Now I call those losers my best friends.
135. Exam: to your friends: Dude, I am going to fucking fail! To your parents: the test was easy.
136. You're wrong and you shut up, you're wise. If you are right and you shut up, you're married.
137. Be the kind of woman that when you get out of bed, the devil is like "crap, she's up!"
138. Silent people have the loudest minds. That's why I can't fucking sleep!
139. I am not single. I am in a long-distance relationship because my boyfriend lives in the future!
140. Bermuda triangle got tired of being warm, so it moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing!

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141. You often lose sight of what's important in life. Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown at someone… But only 4 muscles to bitch slap them!
142. I have CDO. It's like OCD, except all the letters are in order… As they should be!
143. Why are there no fat stick men?
144. Old alway poked me at weddings saying 'you're next'. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
145. Dear Math, I'm tired of finding your 'X' for you. Just accept that she's gone. Dude, move on!
146. Video games ruined my life. Good thing I have two more!
147. Me: can this day get any worse? Life: challenge accepted!
148. Anachronistic electricity. Keep out signs. Aggressive stares. Has someone been peeking at my Christmas list?
149. Teacher: if you have ten chocolate cakes, and someone asks for two, how many do you have? Me: ten. Teacher: okay, if you have ten chocolate cakes, and someone forcibly takes two, how many cakes do you have? Me: ten cakes and a dead body.
150. If I worked at a restaurant on Valentines Day, I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drinks.
151. The shit you heard about me may be real. Then again, it may be as fake as the bitch who told you!
152. The Madness Hamsters: every night they visit you, every night they come. And bit by bit, they steal your brain, and feed it to their mum!
153. My dad was at the bank signing paper, when he noticed that the pens were tied down. He looked at the manager, and said "we trust you with our money, nut you don't trust us with your pens?"
154. Ten year old girls are crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was ten, I cried because I missed the morning cartoons.
155. I'm not doing shit today...Mission accomplished!
156. Slapping your friend because you're so excited.
157. Facebook says we are 'friends.' But trust me, I will not hesitate to punch you in the face.
158. When I wake up I look up a list of the 100 richest people in the world. If I'm no to the list,I go to work.
159. Normal flirt "hey sexy;)" I flirt "if you were a tree.. You would be a good tree."
160. If we weren't meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
161. I have five fingers for a reason. My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, once the time is right. My middle finger: for that bitch who pushes me too far. My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I will be okay.
162. Having those weird conversations with your friend, and thinking that if anyone ever heard you, you would both be put into a mental hospital.
163. A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be the one sitting next to you, saying "damn, that was awesome!"
164. Trying is the first step towards failure.
165. A good friend knows all your best stories. Your best friend lived them with you. See the difference?

Portal Lemon Rant

“I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ~Cave Johnson. We're done here.