Alanna decides her next adventure will be to solve all Tortall's problems single-handedly (dramatic music) by becoming a psychiatrist. A leader of the lost, an ear to the lonely, and a tall building for the suicidal.

The Tortallans go out to lunch. Thayet gets beat up, I get beat up, I'm pretty sure plenty of people already love this...

One out of every three Tortallan men writes bad love poetry (it must be something in the water). The king has a large ego and a private publishing house. Here, then, are his collective poetic works, and one Alanna of Pirate's Swoop's opinions of them.

A poor misunderstood spidren gets badly treated by the vicious ladies Truthsetter and Alanna. songs sung by Alanna, the spidren and anyone else i feel like having.

Alanna is alone. Only one man remained, but it was he that destroyed her life beyond imagining. She reflects on her life, and makes a decision. But how will it end? Rated for mention of abuserape, but not graphic. Songfic to Evanescence's 'My Immortal'.