OKAY, ATTENTION, EVERYBODY! FANS OF "JOUNOUCHI AND KAIBA SWITCH?" I'M SAD TO SAY THAT FANFICTION.NET THREW IT OFF, ALONG WITH "DUKE GOES IN OVER HIS HEAD", "SEVEN DWARFS", "SESSHOUMARU AREA CODES", AND MANY OTHER TITLES. SO, I'M REPOSTING THEM ONTO MEDIAMINOR.COM, GOT THAT! MEDIAMINOR.COM!

I recommend you join if your material had been thrown off this website for either sexual material, "script" form, Choose Your Own Adventure, etc. MediaMinor allows to post anything that fanfiction.net doesn't allow.

And for the list of people I would like to thank for reviewing:
- Manga_nut
- Death T-2
- Dragon Master's Mistress
- Red Vixen
- Shiva 3000
- Slice
- Misura (I loved Brown Eyes, Blue Eyes _)
- Seto-Kaiba Red Archery Girl
- bladespoint 32
- kikoken
- DukeDevlinFan (I know your pen name. MUWAHAHAHA! Friggin' Frenchie...)
- avril
- Dragonlady 1220 (a.k.a. Liz16)
- Tengoku-chanYasha-sama
- Cleoraia
- dRaGoNgUrL1
- the great destroyer (_0)
- Xyza
- Stephyoh
- penguins
- Egypts
- rainbowscale
- Nightlight5
- gundam06serenity
- Molly-chan the Anime/Game fan
- Mystical Sand
- Nari-chan SND
- Dark-Sephy
- Randomsandwich
- Chocoloco--and yes! Seiyuu is certainly NOT much of a poet... _0
- Marakai Amenhotep
- Rinaidran Warrior
- Shadu
- Yuri3
- amy
- Lady Red Darkness
- ray
- Raventhedarkgoddess
- Fanaticanimekid
- Shibby09
- J
- vicjy
- Obscured Illusions
- Yami Kisara--Kaiba's very... err... interesting. _0
- aquamermaid
- Takara no Mari
- JD... sorry 'bout that... I'll try to cut out my A/N's!
- Yugismine
- Prince Chameleon
- Yami Kaiba
- ruth 4 kai
- HiKari, Mokuba's Guardian
- Yami Tangela, pharaohs angel
- Hikari no Mari
- AznRyoOhki
- Uoyr's lover
- crissy_sun
- Bunny Fluff
- Angel of Roses
- Punk Rocker Yugi
- 1324
- Jedi Videl Superfan

THANK YOU! EVERY REVIEW IS SPECIAL TO ME! EVEN THE FLAMES OR THE CRITIQUES!

Top 5 Bishounen (if I HAD to look past Seto... it's such a scary experience! _ I can't love ANYONE else other than Seto!):
1. Seto Kaiba
2. Vash the Stampede
3. Tsukasa Amou
4. Sesshoumaru
5. Sanosuke

Any objections_00

FAVORITE FAVORITE FAVORITE! music:
1. Always With Me -- Youmi Kimura
2. Canon in D -- Pachelbel
3. "Double" Concerto in D Minor -- Bach
4. Lose Yourself -- Eminem
5. Crawling (Remix) -- Linkin Park
6. Friday I'm In Love -- The Cure
7. I Don't To Love Your Love Tonight -- Fielders
8. Don't Get Me Wrong -- Pretenders
9. Swing Swing -- All-American Rejects
10.Shook Me All Night Long -- AC/DC
11.The Young and the Hopeless -- Good Charlotte

Michelle,
Hey people... basically I'm just another crazy teenager, just entered high school (9th grade - 14 years old), and I live a pretty dull life. In fact, I could really say I have no life whatsoever. --_--0 But, I have some close friends, and we completely base our lives on Anime 24/7. I'm dead serious... it's all we talk about. It's pretty pathetic.

Sarah (manga_nut) and me are completely obsessed with Yu-Gi-Oh! Sarah absolutely WUUUUUUUVVVS Bakura (something about skinny Albinos that turns her crank? --_--0)! And, as you can tell, I'm completely infatuated with the ADORABLE Kaiba... but, Sarah keeps on calling him anorexic, a workoholic freak, and she claims that he stuffs his briefs, and raises his belt to extend the length of his lower crotch region. Repeatedly, she says that Isis and him will be future lovers, and will bare a hideous child happily together. It really pisses me off.

My other friend (who acts completely bissexual and perverted twitch, twitch), Marta, is more into Rurouni Kenshin. She says that Kenshin looks better with half of his shirt torn off, than his entire shirt off. --_--0 I guess it's something with the whole "masculine, beaten, bloody" kind of look. But, I guess I can kind of agree with her.

Hillary (one of the straightest girls I probably will EVER know), is completely devoted to Inu-Yasha. You mention Sesshoumaru or even a bit of Youkai Inu-Yasha around her, she'll go insane. I know... apparently, she thinks that YOUKAI INU-YASHA IS HOT! Ugh! Sorry, but, hunched, ominous-looking beasts, foaming at the mouth, don't really satisfy me as much as I'd prefer. Now, SESSHOUMARU, I'll have to agree with that!

Yes, and DUKEDEVLINFAN_ Here's your time to shine (friggin' Frenchie...) I know I'll meet an untimely death tomorrow at school for that comment. Catherine, my last friend (that I'll manage to fit in this really, really long bio), she LOVES DUKE! And, obviously, she's French. (shoe hurled out from nowhere) Uh. Which we don't need to discuss right now. SARAH, DON'T LET HER THROUGH THE DOOR! Anyways... Duke is cute and everything... but, it kind of makes me cringe at the fact that he constantly twirls that stupid STRAND OF HAIR IN HIS EYES! And, he stands like a friggin' girl. And HE DOESN'T DESERVE SERENITY! Although, he still is cute_ (nervous laugh)

I kind of like dueling. I have Kaiba's deck, and a bunch of boosters (also lots of useless cards removed, which, surprisingly enough, Kaiba had a lot of those). My friend Sarah is so much better than me (since she HAS the money to buy boosters and A SETO KAIBA TIN CONTAINING THE LEGENDARY BLUE EYES FOR $30!), but I've beaten her only twice. My deck's made up with Warriors, Fiends, and Dragons_ (Sarah: I SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED MORTAL! NEVER!)

Also, all of Anime-obsessed friends, we're taking a course in Japanese. So far, we've taken 2 years of Japanese, and now I'm on my 3rd in high school. I want to take it all 4 years through high school, until I can really understand the language well. I can read Hiragana and Katakana perfectly (though not always be able to comprehend what it means), but I barely know any Kanji. Just really simple things.

Anyway, I am A FULL SUPPORTER OF Seto and Joey. To tell you the truth, the pharaoh irritates me (sorry Yami fangirls), but his 'heart of the cards' lectures really can get to you. But, if there's any other yaoi couple I support even more, unfortunately, to Sarah's dislike (Remember? The girl that insults Kaiba... grrr...), it's Yami Bakura and Malik-chan_ Honestly, I really think they're an ADORABLE COUPLE! And, finally, even though Serenity is a little beep I think Tristan is really the only one for her! He's such a sweet guy_ Too bad his hair is hideous... (Sarah: NO! It's Ryou/BAKURA! Not that freaking cheerleader! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?)

Well, about my appearance? Long, dark, dark, dark brown hair that reaches about my waist. Dark brown eyes, and I am now 5'7". GLASSES! _ DREAD THE GLASSES!

How can I talk so much about myself? Well, bye people!

Extra, useless info...

KAIBA, SETO

Height: 6'1"
Birthdate: October 25th
Age: 15
Bloodtype: A
Weight: 143 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Scorpio
Fav. Food: Beef fillet with sauce
Least Fav. Food: Oden

KAIBA, MOKUBA

Height: 4'8"
Birthdate: July 7th
Age: 12
Bloodtype: O
Weight: 61.6 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Cancer
Fav. Food: Chocolate parfait
Least Fav. Food: Celery

KATSUYA, JOUNOUCHI

Height: 5'10"
Birthdate: January 25th
Age: 16
Bloodtype: B
Weight: 136.4 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Aquarius
Fav. Food: Curry rice
Least Fav. Food: (none)

HONDA, HIROTO

Height: 5'11"
Birthdate: April 19th
Age: 16
Bloodtype: A
Weight: 143 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Aires
Fav. Food: Okonomiyaki
Least Fav. Food: Fermented soy beans

ISHTAR, MALIK

Height: 5'11"
Birthdate: December 23rd
Age: 16
Bloodtype: B
Weight: 121 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Capricorn
Fav. Food: Koshari
Least Fav. Food: Meat

YAMI MALIK

Height: 5'11"
Birthdate: (?)
Age: 5
Bloodtype: A
Weight: 121 lbs.
Astrological Sign: (?)
Fav. Food: (?)
Least Fav. Food: (?)

BAKURA, RYOU (Sarah: swoons)

Height: 5'9"
Birthdate: September 2nd (YAY_ Mine's the 28th!)
Age: 16
Bloodtype: AB
Weight: 114.4 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Virgo
Fav. Food: Cream puffs
Least Fav. Food: Raw urchin

YAMI BAKURA (Sarah: passes out)

Height: 5'11"
Birthdate: (?)
Age: (?)
Bloodtype: A
Weight: 143 lbs.
Astrological Sign: (?)
Fav. Food: Raw, bloody meat (_0)
Least Fav. Food: (?)

ISHTAR, ISIS

Height: 5'11"
Birthdate: (?)
Age: 20
Bloodtype: O
Weight: 143 lbs.
Astrological Sign: (?)
Fav. Food: Omahri
Least Fav. Food: Meat

MAZAKI, ANZU

Height: 5'5"
Birthdate: August 18th
Age: 16
Bloodtype: O
Weight: 103.4 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Leo
Fav. Food: Ramen
Least Fav. Food: Graided yam

MUTOU, YUUGI

Height: 5'0"
Birthdate: June 4th
Age: 16
Bloodtype: AB
Weight: 92.4 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Gemini
Fav. Food: Hamburgers
Least Fav. Food: Scaleon

YAMI YUUGI

Height: 5'0"
Birthdate: (?)
Age: (?)
Bloodtype: AB
Weight: 92.4 lbs.
Astrological Sign: (?)
Fav. Food: (?)
Least Fav. Food: (?)

CRAWFORD, PEGASUS J.

Height: 6'3"
Birthdate: October 8th
Age: 24
Bloodtype: A
Weight: 152 lbs.
Astrological Sign: Libra (MY sign...!)
Fav. Food: Whine and golgonzora cheese
Least Fav. Food: Squid

MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC:
- Spirited Away soundtrack (lyrics to "Always With Me" is in my head 24/7, and I sing it every single time I take a shower. --_--0 I wonder what Seto sings in the shower? Heh, heh, heh!)
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- Cyndi Lauper
- Basically any other music from the 80's to early 90's period (yes, even Michael Jackson, I'm afraid to say.)
- KC & the Sunshine Band ("KC" hn? Seto! I know was "KC" REALLY stands for on your Battle City trenchcoat, MUWAHAHAHAHA!)
- Village People
- Mozart (I was literally in love with him all through 8th grade, and I wrote a really cool fiction with him in it. But, then, alas, I fell in love with Yami... SETO IS 10X BETTER NOW! What is it with me and the dead guys? --_--0)
- Beauty & the Beast/Lion King songs (I cry every single time Simba's daddy dies! WAAAH!)
- Yu-Gi-Oh! soundtrack
- All-American Rejects
- Green Day _
- Offspring (Gotta keep 'em separated...)
- Good Charlotte (Yay_ Benji & Billy!)
- Queen
- Sting & the Police
- Eminem (HE IS SOOOO HOTT! Not nearly as close as Seto, of course...)
- Ludacris _~
- Linkin' Park (I WUUV YOU CHESTER! HE'S MY BEBE!)
- Do As Infinity
- B-52's
- Nirvana
- Eric Stuart_ (I'm trying to get his new CD--Bombshellshocked!)
- Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy"!
- The Macarena!
- Inu-Yasha soundtrack
- Avril Lavigne (I ONLY LIKE COMPLICATED!)
- I WISH I COULD GET THE MARIO SONGS ON A CD!
- AC/DC! (Go Angus Young!)
- The Ramones
- The Cure_ Love 'em! Anyone else... does...? cricket sound
- U2
- Alice In Chains
- The White Stripes (Meg White kinda sucks at drums, though...)
- Mama Mia!
- Stevie Nicks!
- The Pretenders
- Sir Mix-a-lot... "My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!"
- Donna Summer
- Kool & the Gang
- Aretha Franklin
- Lion Sayer
- Men Without Hats
- "ROCK ME AMADEUS"! Who wrote that again...?

FAVORITE ANIME/MANGA:
- Yu-Gi-Oh! is my number one priority--know that!
- My Neighbor Totoro is pretty adorable...
- Spirited Away--the paintings/backgrounds are excellent--I would do ANYTHING to paint like that!
- Inu-Yasha
- Slayers is pretty likable...
- Tenchi Muyo!
- Rurouni Kenshin is awesome--and the animation is QUALITY!

- Samurai X
- Yu-Yu Hakushou
- Ultimate Muscle--it's an obnoxious show, but it amuses me that Dukey-boy plays Kid's voice and constantly spazzes!
- Card Captors Sakura, kind of...
- Angelic Layer is cute!
- Sailor Moon--haven't watched that since 6th grade_0
- Dragonball (CHIBI!)
- Shaman King, it's OKAY...
- Naruto
- Hikaru no Go--I adore the artwork, it's so detailed!
- Guardian Angel Getten
- Onegai Teacher
- Outlaw Star--bit violent to my taste, though... I know--Samurai X exists. V_V0
- Gundam Wing's a bit dull--unless they're blowing up other aircrafts.
- Princess Mononoke
- Oh My Goddess!
- Chobits
- FURI KURI--LUNCH TIIIIIIIIIME_
- Bandit King
- One Piece is okay...
- Cowboy Bebop
- .hack//SIGN
- Pokemon! I'll watch it_~ I don't care if I'm a dork!
- Koni-chan
- Crayon Shin-chan
- Sonic-X, gimme a break--I watched it all through my childhood! Knuckles is beyond all the coolest!
- Juvenile Orion! Yay_
- Ranma 1/2
- Hana-Kimi
- Trigun
- Case Closed
- Wolf's Rain
- Lupin the Third (VERY lame, but acceptable in my book_~)
- Hellsing
- Tsubasa
- Saint Tail
- Alice 19th
- All Bout High School
- Demon Diary
- Evangelion
- King of Bandits

- Wish

- Priest

- Evangelion

- GTO

QUOTES:

Jackie (my sister): passing an IHOP inside the car "I hop, do you hop?"
Me: "No, I do NOT hop. But, I do leap onto the wretched, feeble corpses of others and masticate them to their bloody demise."
Jackie: "Blasted kangaroo!"

Me: "Oh, c'mon! You know I'm bright! Bright as a light bulb that blew a fuse, that is."

(Punch Drunk Love)
Kaiba: “Why the Hell do I have to wear the dress?”
Jounouchi: “’Cause you’re girlier than me, silly!”
Kaiba: “If you weren’t so drunk, I would punch you in the face for that.”
Jounouchi: “But it’s true! I mean come on, can you imagine me in a dress?”
Kaiba: “I’m not sure I want to. It might prove to be a little too terrifying.”
Jounouchi: “You see? That’s why you should be the woman! Yugi would be my best man and Mokuba can be the flower girl.”
Kaiba: “I’m sure he’d be thrilled to hear that.”
Jounouchi: “Well, he should be thrilled. It’s not every day you get to walk your big brother down the aisle.”
Kaiba: “In a dress.”
Jounouchi: “Well yeah, of course he’d be wearin’ a dress. You can’t be a flower girl and not wear a dress for crying out loud. They go together like socks and sandals, like chalk and cheese, like... like chlorine and liver.”

(Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Carl: "Well, I'm sorry Candy...I guess we're NOT in America--I guess I'm not ALLOWED to pay for sex wit' pennies." hit on the head with the super computer

(Family Guy)
Peter: (asked by Francis what's his favorite book in the Bible) "Uh... that book where Jesus eats the puzzle piece and the man in the big, yellow hat has to take him to the hospital?"

Peter: looking at naked women in towels "Move the towel... move the tow--oh! They spotted me--!"

Peter: "Oh come on, Chris--if I really wanted to embarass you, I'd say something like this... hey, look everyone! Chris Griffin's dad, Peter Griffin--look what he's doing! lifts tit and licks niple

(South Park Bigger, Longer & Uncut)
Mole: "D'you have the butt-for?"
Kyle: "What's a butt-for?"
Mole: "For pooping, silly."

(Ace Ventura Pet Detective)
Ace: "Do you KNOW him? Does he CALL you at home? DO YOU HAVE A DORSEL FIN?"