Authors:
Haley (Rogelia)
Kate (Kathryn)

INFO: We're sharing an acount because we both write very well and plan on writing a few stories together. Until then, we will be putting the authors name at the beginning of their own story. If we have both written it, both our names will appear at the beginning of the story under the disclaimer.

MYYY BOLOGNA HAS A 1ST NAME! IT'S O-S-C-A-R!
MY BOLOGNA HAS A 2ND NAME ITS M-A-Y-E-R!!
O! HOW I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY AND IF U ASK MY WHY, I'LL SAAAY!
BECAUSE, OSCARMAYER HAS A WAY WITH B-O-L-O-G-N-A!!!
- and I don't even like bologna.
And pronounce it: BOW (like the thing you do after you tie your shoes) LOG (like the huge trunk on the ground after a tree dies) NA (self explanitory)

BLACK SOX THEY NEVER GET DIRTY THE LONGER YOU WHERE THEM THE STRONGER THEY GET!
SOMETIMES I THINK I SHOULD WASH THEM BUT SOMTHING INSIDE ME KEEPS SAYING:
NOTYET NOTYET NOTYET! (Repeat.)
~ This is one of those songs that never end!

mary had a little lamb. BUT I ATE IT.
~ Daffy Duck cartoon. the posessed girl duck.

Oh where is my eludium Q36 explosive space modulator?!
~ Marvin the Martian

Then baby bear said: *high pitched voice* And some body has been sleeping in my bed! And the bastard's still there!
*voice-over voice* But Goldy Lock had a semi automatic with a scope.
~ Don't remember what this is from.

A-B-C-D-E-G! Gummi bears are chasing me! One is red, one is blue! The yellow one just stole my shoe! Now you know how dangerous they are! Don't let one high-jack your car.
~ Don't know where this came from either.

"From the shards of tattered dreams I rose, unwilling, tossed upon tides of pain that flowed and ebbed and left me searingly awake but more revoltinly...ALIVE!
~Kain. BloodOmen 2. I hope everyone knew that one already..." (from kate :3 )

"Time to run...time to scream...time...to die..."
~Turel (that...wuz probably the best line in that whole game...it sent a shiver down my spine!)

"I could say the same... but it would be a lie."
~another Kain

"Whelp! As if you knew what eternity was! Grovel before your true master!"
~Vorador ('cause he's cool too)

"Vae Victus!"
~ KAIN!!!!

“And so I left – cold of heart and soul. Forced to the road, and the long, bitter night.”
~Kain

(I think by now every one sees how much Kate is obsessed with Kain.)

"To kill me? Again? Your only solution, for every problem: kill"
~ Mobius (HEY! Where would we b w/o the time streamer??!)

"Vae Victus - suffering to the conquered. Ironic now I was the one suffering."
~Kain (there's a lot of irony in Nosgoth...)

"Step forward, morsel..."
~Zephon