Hey peoples! I recently changed my screen name from Ms.LexiCullen, I just thought it was getting boring! Hope you like the new one! 8) I am Team Jasper, cause he is sooooooo awesome and beautiful! But Emmett and Carlisle are a very close second! LOL! I live in Las Vegas! What Happens Here, Stays Here! LOL, not! I think I'm gonna write a story based on that saying! LOL!

ABOUT ME

Name : Lexi

Eye Color: Brown (Boring)

Hair Color: Mahogany Brown with Hot Pink tips at the end!

Height: 5' foot 2" inches

Age: 13

Piercings: Ears

Tatoos: No

FAVORITES

Food: Sushi and French fries and Fondue!! Yummy! (Not together though)

Restaurant: The Melting Pot! I heart fondue!

Number: 13

Color: Black and Pink

Animal: Puppies and Chimpmunks

Drink: Caramel Frappucinos from Starbucks

Perfume: Warm Vanilla Sugar frm Bath & Body Works

TV Show: Gossip Girl and Wipeout!

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke: Coke. But... they pretty much taste the same to me

McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds, they have WAY better french fries!!

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee

Kiss or Hug: Kiss

Dog or Cat: Dog

Rap or Punk: Punk

Summer or Winter: Winter. I don't like heat.

Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies rock!

Love or Money: Umm... both

YOUR...

Bedtime: 9:30, but who actually goes to sleep at their bed time!

Best phyiscal feature: My hair! It's so pretty! Not to sound stuck up or anything.

First Thought Waking Up: Ugh! School!

Best Friends: Tia, Paige (FF account: turnthepaige), Kaitlyn, and Aireyawna

Fears: Death, bugs, super scary horror movies, and more.

HAVE YOU...

Cheated On Your Partner: No

Ever been beaten up: My friend Taylor punched me once, but otherwise no.

Ever beaten someone up: No! I'm a good girl!

Ever Shoplifted: No

Ever Skinny Dipped: No

Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yep! :P

Been Dumped Lately: No

IN A GUY

Favorite Eye Color: Light Blue

Favorite Hair Color: I like them all! I am not hair racist! :P

Short or Long Hair: Short-ish, can't be longer than below the nose.

Looks or Personality: Both

Hott or Cute: Both

Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular, but not TOO muscular

RANDOMS

What country do you want to Visit: England, France, and Australia

How do you want to Die: In my sleep

Been to the Mall Lately: Duh!!

Health Freak: Sometimes! But not freakilly!

Do you think your Attractive: Mostly, but I want permantely straight hair and contacts

Believe in Yourself: Mostly

Want to go to College: Totally!

Do you Smoke: Nope

Do you Drink: Dude! Seriously! No! I'm frickin 13!

Shower Daily: Yes every night on weekdays! Every morning on weekends!

Been in Love: Dated... but never been "in love"

Do you Sing: Yeah, I wuv too!

Want to get Married: Yes

Do you want Children: YES! of course I do!! They are gonna be the cutest kids ever and there will be two or three of them. Probably when I am about 27 and ONLY once I have found true love!

Hate anyone: Hate is a strong word. But I definitely don't like some people!

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Pink and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Sydnee

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Eating cereal! Duh!

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Being on the computer

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Hersheys with almonds!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

NO!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Fine!" to my mother

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Coffee

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

A Coca Cola Slushie from 7/11

10, Do you like your wallet?

Weight-wise? Or do i think its pretty? Because mine is pretty but its empty :(

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Noodles... no sauce and cucumbers.

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Umm... not this week but on Saturday which if you technically think about it is last week!

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Wimbeldon Tennis Match

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Buttered with Salt, Seasoning Salt, and Cayenne Pepper! Yumm!

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

Kaitlyn

16, Ever go camping?

When I was 9

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Uhh... no. Am I supposed to?

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No. I'm a sinner! :(

19, Do you have a tan?

Year round. It kinda sucks!

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Mmm... I love chinese food!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

I love too!

22, What did your last text message say?

You think I memorize that!

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Idk! I don't really plan till the day of. :)

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Whoops I looked right first. But I see a wall!

26, What color is your watch?

Pink suede!

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Koalas, Kangaroos, Beaches, and People with Funny Accents!

28, What is your birthstone?

Opal!

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive thru!

30, What is your favorite number?

13! The unlucky one!

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom

32, Any plans today?

Umm... does sleep and Tv count

33, How many states have you lived in?

Three

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Clickety Clackety Sound of the Keyboard

35, Last song listened to?

We The Kings- Check Yes Juliet

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No, but why would I even want to??

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Flip Flops from Old Navy!

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Do actresses and famous people count?

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Probably, but I don't really know

41, Do you love anyone?

Family and friend love, yes. Nothing else though.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Umm.. no we are 13!

43, What do you usually do during the day?

School, write, TALK NONSTOP, computer, and read when I'm in the mood

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Bryant! But keep it shush! :P

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Sure. But I like Yo-la better.

46, What color is your car?

I dont have one yet since I'm only 13, but it will be super cute. Like a VW bug or Hybrid Prius!

47, Do you like cats?

Sure, I like the fun ones but the mean, boring ones annoy me.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Besides myself??

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yesss!

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I was playing with a balloon, jumped, and hit my chin against the couch arm and got this huge scar on my chin! It is gone now though, thank god!

A TWILIGHT SURVEY

Which book in the series is your favorite?

My fave is the first Twilight but New Moon is pretty good too.

How long did it take you to read the books?

About a month. I'm a busy person.

Who introduced you to the books?

My ex- friend Rachel.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

My mom bought all of them for me

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Jasper

Who's your favorite vampire?

Jasper

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"Why am I covered in feathers? - Bella

"I may have bitten a pillow... or two." - Edward

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Bella and Edward at Isle Esme, the wedding, and when Bella rescues Edward

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Bella and Jacob hang out in the garage and ride motorcycles

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

The Grand Theft Auto part in New Moon

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

The emergency trip to Italy in New Moon

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon. White rose with blood on it

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yeah, pretty much. :)

How to Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

THIS IS SO ADORABLE! I WISH MY GUY SAID THIS!LOL!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

MY AWESOME QUOTES

Let's do something manly like football, or hockey, or knit fuzzy sweaters!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

EMO kids have cool hair

I'm not weird, you have a perception problem

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

I'm not so good at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

GIRLS ARE LIKE APPLES

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

RACISM IS WRONG! JOIN THE MOVEMENT

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh BURN)

ROCK, PAPER SCISSORS

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

JASPER

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I LOV

I LOVE

I LOVE J

I LOVE JA

I LOVE JAS

I LOVE JASP

I LOVE JASPE

I LOVE JASPER

I LOVE JASPER W

I LOVE JASPER WH

I LOVE JASPER WHI

I LOVE JASPER WHIT

I LOVE JASPER WHITL

I LOVE JASPER WHITLO

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOC

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK H

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK HA

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK HAL

I LOVE JASPER WHITLOCK HALE

I LOVE RHYMING

I'm a BRUNETTE and I'm a cutie,

Mess with me and I'll kick your booty,

Redheads are smart,

Blondes think they're cool,

Well think again,

'Cause BRUNETTES rule!

Losers stare make a fuss.

Just one question-

jealous much?

15 FUNNY THINGS TO DO AT WALMART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

I AM CRAZY AND PROUD

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day.Crazy is when you run into a pole and say as your excuse you were daydreaming about your fictionl boyfriend Edward. Crazy is when you and your friends every conversation is about how hot Edward is and how you wish you were Bella or a vampire. Crazy is when cut off someone mid sentence and start rambiling about whether it would hurt for Edward if he got kicked in the nuts by another vampire. Crazy is when you yell at someone but look in the mirror at the same time. Crazy is when you pick up straws in the middle of McDonnalds and use them as weapons for a 'fight to the death' with your little sister. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

CIAO-LA!

In the word's of Las Vegas's Elvis Presley, Lexi has left the building!

Thanks for coming to my page! Stop by again! H.A.K! Peace Out,

-Lexi

Fave Song (at the moment, it changes constantly): Psycho- Puddle of Mudd

Music Style: A little of everything, mainly rock, pop, hip hop, and country

Fave Movies: Confessions of a Shopoholic, Twilight, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, 27 Dresses, What Happens in Vegas, Made of Honor, Marley and Me, I love chick flicks and comedies and Twilight

Fave TV Shows: Gossip Girl, iCarly, Paris Hilton's My New BFF, Ugly Betty, Wipeout

Fave Books: Twilight Saga, Blue Bloods, Avalon High

Fave Grade: Kindergarten (Who doesn't love naps and grape jelly!? All you had to do was play, eat, draw, and sleep to pass!)

Fave Sport: Soccer ( I also do tennis, horseback riding, gymnastics, cheerleading, and more.)

Fave Color: Pink. Duh!

If you wanna know more, just PM me! :o)