This is an Ode to the Plot Bunny, cos I'm busy with exams and is all I have time for right now.

Why do you tease?

Without scruple, invincible,

Evil, persistent, dent-resistant.

Freedom to run themselves out,

But often goblins of guilt,

Dance upon their fresh-made graves.

Stomp, stomp, stomp the path of plot,

Unhelpful urges, leads to another,

To scream, scream, scream.

Banish you to your cage, and tomb,

Of words and pencilled doodles,

Artistic taxidermy.