Name: Best Friend Tabitha - my real name is classified.

Age: Somewhere in between 25 and 30.

Location: The State of Utobitha.

Sexuality: Bi

Likes: Final Fantasy / Fruit flavoured tea / Marilyn Manson / Anime / Pokemon / Dragon's Dogma / Naruto / Bleach / Death Note / Mew Mew Power / Hair colour chalk / Purple / Lipstick / Sephiroth / Caius (Final Fantasy & Twilight) / Twilight / Harry Potter / My Little Pony / Muse / HIM / All Star sneakers / Skinny jeans / Cradle of Filth / Jamie Campbell Bower / Twiggy Ramirez / Elder Scrolls / Dragon Age / Mass Effect / Grand Theft Auto / Perfume / J R Tolkien / Loki / Evanescence / Animals (dogs especially) / Nail Polish / Japanese Rock-Metal / Dream Pop-Rock / Dani Filth / Candice Swanepoel / Joker / Fallout / Dir En Grey.

Dislikes: Robin Thicke / Kanye West / the Kartrashians / Politics / Governments / Religion / Alcohol / Bigots / Zealots / Animal cruelty / Arrogance / the Hulk / Homophobes / Fast food / Justin Bieber / Nicki Minaj / Lady Gaga / the Media / Big corporations / Reality tv / Narrow thinking / Romantic comedies / Superman / Soapies / Greed / Sexism.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids.

I'm LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm not a VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I fell in love with a MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.

I dye my hair CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm into THEATER and ART, so I MUST be homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have a bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I have a bunch of GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must smoke weed and steal stuff.

I'M A PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and only date other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercombie and Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I must be stupid, stuck-up and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I got a CAR for my BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I must think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a MALE CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST be rich.

I DON'T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I must love to drink and party.

I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a GUY, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't HURT A FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST drink and smoke too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a different SENSE OF HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have poor hygiene.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I watch PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.

Theme/Inspiration song for 'Forever Yours': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlUpHwK3hdo