TheUltimateLemonWriter
Hey there! Hey, what's up? I am... THE LEMON MASTER. Guys, don't like Lemons? Don't like Mating stories? DON'T LOOK AT MY PAGE. It is as simple as that. Just don't say, "This is bad." Because, maybe some peeps like it. I didn't make it just for you. :) I ONLY DO POKEMON AND WARRIORS I totally accept requests for: CharactersStoriesMain IdeasSettingJust PM meh :D My OC's... ESPECIALLY MADE FOR LEMONS Duskheart Gender: She-cat Appearance: A orange cat with a gray splotch Description: You could call her, the slut, of the clan. She will mate with ANY cat for a variety things. Not only this, but it doesn't help her reputation that she's the prettiest cat in the whole clan, and she does it in the most obvious places most of the time. Even though she is a great hunter and an exellent fighter, that's not all she's known for to with her mouth. Ratears Gender: Tom Appearance: Dark brown short-haired Description: Ratears had a tiny rat-like ears. He is a huge, new warrior. He doesn't take lip and does whatever he wants. He's a burly, well-built warrior that is adored by many. No one dares mess with him or argue with him. They just agree. Earthstar Gender: She-cat Appearance: A beautiful white long-haired cat Description: No matter how hard she tries, she will never change her reputation. Once, when she was younger, someone told her that they would give her the rest of the fresh-kill they had if she 'mated' with them. Of course, Earthpaw, at the time, didn't know what mating was and nodded i agreement. Now, she has a horrible rep that she just cannot shake. Hey, wanna use one of my OC's? Just PM me, tell me the story that they will be used in and I will most likely agree. :D
2. Tigerheart 3. Scrouge 4. Cinderheart 5. Tallstar 6. Greystripe 7. Squirrelflight 8. Spottedleaf 9. Bluestar 10. Sandstorm 11. Silverstream 12. Leafpool 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? GreystripexSqurrielflight? I've never read one... But, hey I'd give it a look-see 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Cinderheart, huh? Hmm, I'm not gay... so, I guess on a scale of 1 to 10... 5. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Leafpool & Spottedleaf? I don't see how that's scientifically possible. 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Way too many. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? NOT ONLY IS THAT GAY, BUT NO WAY. ABSOLUTELY NOT. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/nine... Because... BECAUSE FUCK IT, THATS WHY. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Squrriel: WTF LEAFPOOL. THAT'S TIGERCLAW, THE GUY WHO WAS OUT TO DESTROY OUR DAD? LIKE YOU GIVE A FUCK YOU JUST LIKE THE DICK. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. After Scrouge takes over the clan, he summons Sandstorm to be his... slave. Will she escape? Or be his little servent forever? Does she really want to escape? 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Fireheart/Spottedleaf? No way! A story about them could NEVER mess up! 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. A title? IDK! Comfort...? Summary: After the death of their father, Leafpool runs away, but is certainly followed by her caring sister. 11. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? No. My friends have no interests in Warriors... -_- Shame on them. 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? YES. Warning: EXTREME MATURE CONTENT - LEMONS 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I've never read a fic about Tallstar 14. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? I don't know what Canon means... 15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Okaaaayyy, let me get this straight... Firestar and Squirrelflight are in a happy relationship (Okkaayy) until Bluestar runs off with Cinderheart. Firestar, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Silverstream (OOhh, ;D) and a brief unhappy affair with Leafpool (Well, stop mating with your daughters you sick fuck!) then follows wise advice of Tallstar and finds true love with... SCROUGE?! (WTF!?!? NO.) That was all messed up. 16. What title would you give this fic? Firestar's Mistakes 17. (1) and (8) are in a happy relationship until (5) runs off with (9). After (8) dumps (1) for (2), (6) gets upset and retaliates by dating (12). Alone and broken-hearted, (1) travels in search of a friend. Finally, (1) meets (4) and (7). The three loners meet (10), who tells each of them to look for love. Finally (4) finds (3), (7) gets (11), but now (1) is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with (6) and (12)! ANOTHER ONE? Fine.. Okay, so... Firestar and Spottedleaf (Thats better) are in a happy relationship until Tallstar runs off with Bluestar. After Spottedleaf dumps Firestar (WHAT) for Tigerheart, (OKAY?! WHAT THE FUCK) Greystripe gets upset and retaliates by dating Leafpool. Alone and broken-hearted, Firestar travels in search of a friend. Finally, Firestar meets Cinderheart and Squirrelflight. The three loners meet Sandstorm, who tells each of them to look for love. Finally Cinderheart finds Scrouge, Squirrelflight finds Silverstream, but now Firestar is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Greystripe and Leafpool. Warriors Strange Names Copy, Paste, and Answer 1) Write down five cats from Warriors in no particular order! 1. Firestar 2. Leafpool 3. Bluestar 4. Tigerclaw 5. Squrrielflight 2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending? Fireclaw... Cool! I wouldn't mind that at all. 3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name? Leafstar... Yeah okay. :3 X) 4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's lat name)? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SQURRIELPOOL!?! FUCK YES. SHE/HE'D BE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE CLAN! 5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character? Fireflight... Adventure? maybe? 6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)? PoolstarxBLUESQUIRREL LOLOLOLOL worst Lemon I would ever write!! 7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs? FireBlue? K When the blue arrives, it will save the clan from snarling, furious beasts, if not, the clan will burn down like fire. That was okay right? 8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like? Clawpool - A sharp-clawed tom with a pelt as blue as water 9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name? Bluefire (-_-) - They're blue..? 10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)? Fireclaw? Yeah, probably a lot. Write down five cats from Warriors in no particular order! Greystripe Firestar Squrrielflight Leafpool Bluestar 2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending? Greypool - Not a bad name :/ 3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name? Fireflight - Yeah, that's awesome! :3 4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)? 5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character? 6) What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)? 7) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the clan from dogs? 8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like? 9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name? 10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)? |
