I'm leaving to Disneyland for a choir performance from March 19 -21! I won't have a computer with me to work on this but I'll hand write it! Hopefully the next chapter will come out or maybe two! Remember, Reviews make an author happy!

Thank you for you opinions! I love them! my internet is back on so don't worry I'll have things typed up in no time! And if i haven't replyed at all to you opinions about Twilight movie, just know I read them and I can very much compare to them!

EEK! TWILIGHT THE MOVIE IS OUT TODAY AT MIDNIGHT! SO ASK YOUR PARENTS TO GO! XD

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Name: Misaki Koizumi (Mi - Beautiful, Saki - Blossem, Koizumi - Little Spring) not really but call me Misaki or Dark Twilight Angel or etc. what ever you want just no bad names k?

Age: ...-blink-...-insert blank face here-...-blink-

Location: Ok I live in L...WTH STALKER!

Personality: Fun, caring, and honest friend/shy, quiet acquaintance

Likes: Twilight Series, my friends, vacations, Naruto, anime, nature, dancing, photography, singing, volleyball, and...that it...oh wait REVIEWS AND REVIEWERS! and cherry blossoms!

Dislikes: Pervs, jocks, preps, backstabbers, bullies, and very unreasonable pairings(if you even mention one I'll start ranting about how impossible they could get together and how much I hate them...don't believe me? just try! actually don't unless your willing to listen c(X...)

If you love nejiten, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love naruhina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love inoshikatema triangle, copy and past this on your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember the names of Naruto characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tenten is awesome and deserves more screentime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that semicolons are awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Pickup Lines That Are Doomed To Fail...

1. You look familiar; have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember! You look like my next girlfriend!

2. Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. The longer you play with me, the harder I get.

3. If I bit my lip, would you kiss it better?

4. Do you have a map? I got lost in your eyes...

5. If I said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

6. You be an iceberg, I'll be the Titanic, and I'll go down on you.

7. If I tossed this 50 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

8. I'll be the flower, you be the bee, and you can have a taste of my honey!

9. Are you an alien? Cause you've just abducted my heart.

10. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

11. Your beauty was so distracting that I ran into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number...for insurance reasons.

12. Excuse me, I lost my number. Can I have yours?

13. If being pretty is a crime, then you are guilty as charged.

14. Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!

15. Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

16. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

17. Are you an overdue book? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.

18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself in your pants.

19. Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away!

20. I know I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed-rock.

21. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

22. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

23. That shirt’s very becoming of you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too

24. Nice dress; but it would look better on my floor.

25. Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

26. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

27. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

28. Do you have any raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?

29. Can I interview you? I'm writing an atricle on the finer things in life.

30. Can you help me settle a bet? My friends say angels don't eixst...

THINGS TO DO AT WALMART...

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

14. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!!"

16. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you

MEN: PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING

1. Please don't talk to my breasts. You won't be meeting them.

2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote.

3. I always choose chocolate over men--ALWAYS.

4. 51 percent Love goddess; 49 percent Bitch

5. My sexual preference is no.

6. My body is a temple; now get on your knees and pray.

7. It's not the size that counts, it's...No wait, size does count.

8. Remember, you horn dog you, girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice.

9. Men are like hardwood floors; If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.

13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Swing

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweats

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Poor Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And My Favorite One

13. Potential Murder Suspect

20 THINGS GIRLS WANT GUYS TO KNOW

1. We love it when you cuddle with us.

2. A kiss on the cheek is a definite yes.

3. We want you to put your arm around us at the movies.

4. We don't care if you are the strongest guy in the world.

5. Size doesn't matter, so don't tell us.

6. We don't always look our best, so get over it.

7. We're always ready to talk, so call us.

9. We're not perfect, so deal with it.

10. We love surprises.

11. The little things you do mean the most.

12. We're not always girly girls.

13. We can like boy stuff too.

14. Cursing and fighting doesn't impress us.

15. Don't be mean to us to get our attention.

16. Don't tell us who is hot because we don't care.

17. We can tell when you're not listening, so listen up.

18. When we say we're cold, that's your invitation to come closer.

19. Hugs mean more sometimes.

20. We need your advice sometimes, so don't be afraid to give it to us.

You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

1. You make a leaf village head protector.

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (heheh, it's fun though!)

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'.

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look.

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage'

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais.

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (guilty...)

8. You name your dog Akamaru.

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Don't forget the eyeliner!)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra.

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal.

FANFICTION SURVEY

How many fanfictions do you have submitted? Nine

Which one has the most reviews? wEaK? i ThInK nOt!

Least? Halloween Dance

Which fanfiction has the most words? oNlInE lOvE

Which fanfiction has the most chapters? oNlInE lOvE

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? All Naruto!

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity? That doesn't matter very much to me as long as the readers enjoyed the story.

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? None...I think I need to check...

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Most of them, yes.

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Totally they love it!

What genre do you most frequently write in? Romance, Adventure, Drama, Humor

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter? Always after the chapter!

Do you update frequently? ...Uh...(GUILTY AS CHARGED! -Naruto) DAMN IT JUST SKIP TO THE NEXT QUESTION!

Do you frequently use original characters? Yes but sometime I throw in my own characters based off my personality or my friends.

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? No

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Temari, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Naruto, Tsunade, Shizune, Tonton

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, shikaino, shikatema

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? I HATE Yaoi and Yuri! Well everyone has their perverted moments so SUE ME!(don't...really don't it's just a figure of speech!)

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I want to for next Halloween but I've seen my class mate cosplay as Sasuke!

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: None but I really want some!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Not really... CAUSE THAT WOULD BE STEALING THEM AWAY FROM THE NARUTO GIRLS AND THAT'S NOT FAIR AND I'M NOT THAT MEAN AREN'T I? -clenches teeth- I'm not mean right readers? -glare-

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? EWWWW YAOI ALERT! SASUSAKU FOR LIFE! -sprays yaoi repellent-

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 all the way!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No. Tobi is Madara.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Konan! She kicks ass and her blue hair is so cool!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Totally Pro-Sasuke! But it was a little harsh when he left Sakura on the bench when she just confessed! Ok totally harsh! It makes me wonder why I love SasuSaku so much but OH WELL I JUST DO!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I've seen everything before Shippuden.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I don't read them I watch them!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? YES! He's too hyper for his own good. Stupid at times as well... But he learns through body and not head. Like Kakashi had said.

17. Sub or dub? Sub...

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? PRO ALL THE WAY! SHE AND TENTEN ARE TIED TO MY FAVORITE NARUTO CHARACTERS! She's my role model and I see some of me in her! Plus she so devoted that she trained really hard for Sasuke!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny but can be annoying at times!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly but he could look better if he shaves some of his eyebrows and not wear that spandex but that makes him funny!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Dude, Haku! I seriously thought he was a girl at the beginning with that kimono!

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird... but quite the clown!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Kindhearted and open Sasuke, Smart Naruto, Destiny hater Neji, Never a fangirl and was strongest kunochi ever (the strong is for before Shippuuden)Sakura, or an outgoing Hinata!

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Of course! Why do you think I joined?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? WHAT KIND OF STUPID, RETARDED QUESTION IS THAT?!

27. Do you like lemons? DUH LEMONS MAKE LEMONADE! Oh you mean the other lemons...they're not bad but I don't go all giggly while reading them like some people I know (coughcoughKakashicoughJirayacoughcough)

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HECK NARUTO IS!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? ..Ano what's that?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes it's hilarious! I was laughing my ass off and my family was crowding around my computer!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? YUP! and with the most unlikely person the girl that everyone hates for some reason!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Ya I drew Team 7 and then the guy that was Sasuke for Halloween (coughmingcough) went all blah blah blah blah Naruto blah blah so cool blah blah! I think I fell asleep! c(=

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Fortunately no, but I did answer the question correctly which was just a random guess!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? None at all!

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No I don't get any Naruto stuff...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO GIVE ME MENTAL PICTURES! DAMN AND I THOUGHT MY FRIEND'S MOM IN A WEDDING DRESS WAS SCARY! she's fat...c(X

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? WTF! NO WAY!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I have but I never submitted any yet.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I never thought of him that way...

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Well like I said before I throw in some in some stories where it works or I just change someone's past!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Pretty much!

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. Hyuuga Hinata

2. Haruno Sakura

3. Tenten

4. Shabaku Temari

5. Uzumaki Naruto

6. Yamanka Ino

7. Nara Shikamaru

8. Hyuuga Neji

9. Tsunade

10. Shizune

11. Shabaku Gaara

12. Uchiha Sasuke

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Does a youtube Naruto chat video count?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Ew I'm not lesbian! But she's cool!

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

EEEEWWWW! YAOI ALERT AND IT'S NOT POSSIBLE WITH TWO BOYS!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A lot cause she's the godaime of The Leaf Village.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO WAY I HATE YURI! BESIDES AREN'T THEY SUPPOSE TO BE RIVALS?!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Um...Probably Five/Nine

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Troublesome -sighs and walks out-

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Tenten was brutally ingured in battle. She's in a critical condition and Sakura and Tsunade are still battling sound so who will help her? Who else than our fateful Shizune! (EWWWW WHY DID I JUST DO THAT?! DON'T GET ANY IDEAS I STILL HATE YURI!)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Yes but they are both Hyuuga but I can stand them I guess...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A FRIENDSHIP ONE!) Troublesome But That's What Friends Are For

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

My friends dont go on fanfiction but I don't have lesbian friends and the boys is possible...

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

eh? Gaara? Erm I don't know...BUT HE'S SO KAWAII!

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(answer in number 12)

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Uh...YATTA?! I really don't know... but their was this one story made by this pervert she said OMG Faster...bleh!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hand Of Fate by Rolling Stones??I never heard the song but the lyrics kind of fits!

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING MAJOR OOC FROM HINATA!

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Yuri but I'll just do it) "Hey Sakura, can you come with me and help me get sake for Tsunade?"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Why would I care but Uchiha was stupid making Haruno cry, so Hyuuga went to comfort her they aren't actually together. Hyuuga's with bungirl"

20) How emo is Seven?

Maybe he's a little bit emo but how do I know he's lazy and he says troublesome too much! But many make him emo in stories!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be a gardener.
I'm a RAPPER, so I MUST have gone to jail.
I wear HOLLISTER, so I MUST be a bitchy wannabe.
I believe in GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be an angry homosexual.
I play FOOTBALL, so I MUST be on steroids.
I'm ECCENTRIC, so I MUST be a cat lady.
I'm TWILIGHT FAN, so I MUST think Edward Cullen is HOT!

I enjoy being on the COMPUTER, so I MUST be a technology nerd!

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.