Hello, reader.

Yes, this is the authoress. I'm alive and well, contrary to popular belief.

It's been around a year since I posted anything on here, I believe.

In the meantime, there have been some changes.

I spawned a team. Speechaforensics, to be exact. I write small crazy stories that rarely get finished.

I don't watch much on the telly anymore, but I do enjoy Doctor Who and Torchwood most. My favourite film is Sweeney Todd, but the rest are below.

My favourite band is Avenged Sevenfold. Over the year I took up upright bass to accompany Memory, my electric. Carson, the upright, is a quarter-scale Engelhardt bass, gloriously shiny, barely two months young, with black pickups and an amazingly soothing sound that comes from him. I am a stage technician, therefore I am a demi-god.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR;;

She answers to: Syroan, Nigel, Bonesaw.

Her crazy twin is: Khaiya

Her major: Audio Production

Her place of learnage: Vancouver Film School, Vancouver, British Columbia.

She comes up to: 5'4"

Her schoolwork is: 10th, 11th-year classes.

Her afternoons are spent in: the speech room

Her heart is: claimed several times over.

Her first cry was heard in: Glasgow, UK.

She is found: Portland, OR. Brighton, UK. County Cork, Ireland. Chicago, IL. Mustang, OK.

FAVOURITES;;

Authors:

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Langston Hughes, Alex Flinn.

Tunes:

Alkaline Trio, Great Big Sea, old-school My Chemical Romance, Rise Against, AFI, Thirty Seconds to Mars, Three Days Grace, Albatross, the Seedy Seeds, the Grape Soda Jerks, Cars for Miles, the Decemberists, Flogging Molly, Pandora.

Films:

Bruce Almighty, the Producers(2005), Batman: the Dark Knight.

TellyShows:

Creature Comforts, Pucca, the Sauce, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist.

Sport:

Flat-track Roller derby.

League:

Windy City Rollers (WCR) out of Cicero, Chicago, IL, USA.

Team:

Double Crossers

Actors:

John Barrowman, David Tennant, Johnny Depp, Jared Leto, David Henrie.

Director:

Tim Burton

Nations:

Great Britain--Northern Ireland, England, Scotland ( Sorry, Welshies =/ )

Ireland

Cities:

Portland

Cardiff

Glasgow

FANFICS;;

I have an obsession or twelve with different TV shows, so that's where those spawn from. (ie- Torchwood, Doctor Who)

Random Quoteth!

"Life goes on. Until you die. Then life ceases to exist."-San

"HOLY FRIKKEN WAFFLE!"-me

"Buttered toast."-Beth

"It's not your fault who you like, it's your fault who you tell."- Laine

"But Billie Joe, I am an American Idiot!"-Clocker

"Can I ride in the back of the truck? Whee, I get to be a fireman!"

"Fck the What?(FTW)"-Buzzy

"Hagane no Chibi-san!"-Envy

"I want toast dammit!" -Fes

"I LUFF CLOUD!"-San

"Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time."-Drew

Phil: God, this computer's being retarded!

me: ...sooo... it's in a state of Dumbss-nicity..?

Phil: Yeah. Great use of a Philism.

Yoshi: OK, guys, listen up: If Ed was tall and Al was gold and Roy used alchemy on a smurf, what colour would it turn!

All: ...uhhh...

me: Flamingo Pink!

all but me and Yoshi: O_o;

Yoshi: ...umm... yes!

"Canadia."-Ryan

"Robert Deposit the Cash."-Hyame

"No regrets."-Nii-san.

"And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruitbats.."-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"BOTHER!"-Potter Puppet Pals

"Meh."

"There's less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops."-Mikey Way, MCR..

"I feel so loved here in the middle of a Wolf Sandwich!"-Erin, bunking with me and San at a hotel.

"And then the squirrel ate Dib's big creepy head." -Invader Zim quote from some FMA video

"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who retain their neutrality at the hardest of times."-Dante

"Mwee"- Quinn

"Fwee"-me and Ana Bea

"I gots a shiny!"-Russell Tringham

"I'll be the editor! Wait... Do you have to go to school for that?"-San talking about my comic.

"Due to technical difficulties coughoureditorspeaksGermanbetterthanAmericanesecough the comic will be printed in German with English subtitles."-me talking about San's last comment.

"Shplee."-San

"OMG THE ARMOUR THREW UP AL!"-San

"CHEESE MCPIE!"-me

"I don't make sense, I make waffles!"-San

"I like chocolate milk! And Chester!"-Casey and Jared

"See that spot down there? That's Freddy the Invisible Hobo. He lives in our basement."-Steffie

"I knew it wasn't a normal day when my mom walked into my room and said, "Ickapaloosapotsef."-Alex

"All hail Syroan, reigning queen of knowing hot guys and not wanting to go out with them."-Hyame

"PACKAGE!"-me, Cathleen, and F.R.C. clinging to each other in a volleyball scrimmage.

"Friendly Rodent!"-my volleyball team

"Forget the man. Hell, quit your fucking job two months after you join just to show those asses who's boss!"-Nii-san

"Banana butt?"-Ed

"I only get emergency cards from you guys so that I know what to do with the bodies."-my Algebra I Honors teacher.

"CHICKEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU!"-me yelling like Gir at Hyame.

"Dude, I think there's something wrong with your cat... he just fetched a ball and burped at me."-Phil talking about my cat

"lyk omg y dont u just use ur alchkemy 2 make a computer?"-Winry from Fullmetal Alchemist Meets AOL.

"Shut up and go pick some wheat, ho!"-Alex making fun of "wheat ho" ceral. o.o

"How did you guys make it through last year with him as your homeroom teacher? He takes attendance in the middle of class! He's like 'In 1776 George Washington--Oh Patty are you here?'"-Kevin about our American History teacher.

"This drawing looks kinda like Pac Man throwing up." -Matt

"And the math teacher... When I listen to her all I hear is 'blahblehbleaaPRINGLESblahbehblahSNICKERSblahbehblahdPEPSI!"-Alex

"One way to piss off Kouga: get him a sexy black dress for his birthday and tell him "I got this because mini-skirts just SCREAM middle school."

"Hey, we should make Alex the mascot! We can shove him into an eagle costume then throw him in some red paint!"-me

"Sneegirmcfloogle!"-San

"You know, I really think they are Lucky Charms because I've had about 400 bowls of them and I don't think the box is running out."-Jamie

"At the age of seven months, I signed the Declaration of Independence. It was stupendous."-Alex

Friendz To The End

Hyame: Youngest sister. Fashionista and ghetto-girl. On jeans days she constantly fusses over how I look. x3

Small Thing: My brain twin. If I'm thinking it, she can find it out. Mah duet partnah..

Mischa: OMFG. Read. Her. Stuffs. Just DO it.

Laine: One of te friends from back in the day. Overall awesome.

Shan: Proves that good things come in small packages. Undying faith towards God. Lyk woah. o.o

Ana Bea: Faithful and consoling. Someone to turn to in rough times.

Quinn: the one I lost. the Nii-san never to be forgotten.

Dark: She pwnedme with her pwning pwn-ness.

Megami-Devi: Made some of the BEST fanart EVER.Her name beish Megami Devi-Sensei.Creator of the only unicorn I believe in. (Want to see? Click here! )

Alias

deviantArt: Syroan

MSN IM: rammstein_mcr4ever@hotmail.com

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