"Alice, what do you mean when you say I'm already married?" "I meant just that, Edward. You can't get married because you're married, and since 1926. But it all doesn't make sense." "Then, apart from the fact that I've been married without my knowledge, what else doesn't make sense?" "Your wife was born in 1979." "What the f…?" "That's exactly what I thought when I read that line."

"Sometimes, the most bravest thing you can do is falling in love with someone or in your case, trusting him again after he's hurt you like he did, with your heart. But, the question we are asking ourselves is; Are you going to be coward about it or be the Gryffindor you're famed to be and go get the man whose giving you his unbeating heart with all his love?"

"I hope you'll at least change your seduction strategies." "What do you mean?" "You know the usual staring –" "The annoying stalking –" "The creepy watching her sleep –" "And the endless refrain of 'I'm a soulless monster. Don't come near me' It does get old after a few decades in your company." "I must be really desperate if I am going to listen to your advice."

Harry Potter is more than a wizard, he's descended from two powerful clans of the Elemental Nations. Thanks to his parents taking precautions he will work on training both sides of his heritage. And people better didn't try to stop him. Will contain some bashing, see summary, no pairings yet.

To save him, she brought him back. And now what of her future? What will she have to pay in exchange for his life? Will she be able to come out of the war without compromising herself. There's just so much one witch can do!

S'il la touchait, il ne pourrait pas lui parler. S'il l'aimait, il ne pourrait pas partir. S'il lui parlait, il ne pourrait pas écouter. S'il se battait pour elle, il ne gagnerait pas… Adaptation d'un chapitre du Dieu des Petits Rien. ONE SHOT.

If he touched her, he could not talk to her. If he loved her, he could not leave her. If he spoke to her, he could not listen. If he fought for her, he would never win... ONE SHOT

When all hope is lost, she just wishes to go someplace safe but magic having its mysterious ways, she finds herself waking up in the arms of someone who is supposed to be dead. Was she dead or only dreaming? But how exactly, does HE fit in the equation?

Team 7 are sent on a mission to protect Hogwarts, specifically Harry Potter. What will happen when the world of ninjas collide with the world of witches and wizards? Chaos ensues of course! Set after 4th Great Shinobi War. Set At Harry Potter book 5 The Order of the Phoenix. FIRST FIC PLEASE NO FLAMES! THEY BURN... Currently working on new chapter hope for an update soon!

A dump site for all of my extra drabbles, stories, plot bunnies, challenges; all of these are up for grabs. Just send me a quick PM with the link and I'm fine with you taking up the challenge. Just give me credit where credit is due and all that shiz. Not limited to NarutoxHP, mind you, NarutoXHP is just the most common.

When Asuma is killed fighting Hidan, his funeral is postponed until after the other Akatsuki are dealt with. It is several weeks later that a small group of people receive notice of his death, and must make their way to Konoha. Will they come to terms with Asuma's death, and will they get to know the ones he left behind? Asuma is Harry. Canon pairings mostly. It's abandoned, guys.

Naruto has always had a silent guardian, now after killing Madara and looking at the desolate place left behind when everyone is dead this mysterious person offers Naruto the chans to change it all. Time travel- fic. Revievs make me post faster!

Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover

DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Seriously. Don't read this. It's crap.

DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Seriously. Don't read this. It's crap.