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Joined 10-28-03, id: 478021
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

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Updated:1-28-04

My Stories:

Trapped (HP): What happens when Lily and James get trapped in a room for forty-eight hours with no escape?! :DOWN FOR EDITING:(oooohhhh so close to being back up, Just waiting for those darn editors! ;) . . .but I love them anyways!)

Do You Dye(HP): What happens when guys start talking about 'girl' things?!One Shot

The Diaries Of The (In)Famous Sirius Black (HP): Want to see the world of Hogwarts through Sirius' eyes? Come along for a journey of laughter, craziness and experience the MWPP 7th year through Sirius' eyes. SBOC LJ . . .if you have future chapter ideas, let me know!!!

Works in Progress:

Penut Oil Princess (HP) (Name might change)- Based on a drama play our teacher gave us, still typing it up

Works Yet to Write Down(AKA: Ideas that have gone nowhere!)

The Autobigraphy of Sirius Black- His whole life. Birth to Death . . Maybe even to behind the veil . . Humourous for sure! Need help getting started tho!

Got suggestions?! e-mail me (put the subject as FanFiction) or put it in your review!:D Hey if you are here PLZ r/r all my stories!!! I'll keep writing if you do!!!;)

Other stuff: well i'm a Hockey Player, Student, Hyper Child . i'm a proud canadian! what else can you say about me?! I'm a christian . . .which gives some people a veiw of me as being a mama's girl or a goody goody always following the rules but that's just me i don't mind being good . . . can't do to much bad stuff. . .it's against my meness (is that a word?) to be bad . . sry to all you bad boys out there! I also like being bored, playing hockey, being hyper, talking to friends, hanging with friends, guys! Having good times and memories with all my friends . . . sure high school (the work part) sucks but the best part of high school is in between classes, at lunch, sometimes even in classes (DRAMA), and making memories with your friends!! But you can't make memories only at school (cuz that's a pretty scarey place to make em all) I have great memories from hockey, youth group (OH YEA!!), and many more clubs and teams i've been on. . . .i'll remember them foreva! and to those of you who have helped make my memories I luv ya all!If you're asking how one gets such a strange author's name as "clothespeg_rules", let's say it's a veeeeerrrrrrrrryyyyyyy long story, that from when I was a teenager . . wait I still am a teenager, oks . .my younger teenage years, when I was a little naïve . . anyways . . and I can't change my name, because you guys all know me . . .alas

Favs.

Pairing: Lily/James

Movies: Princess Diaries 2 (A certain guy I know went to see a chick flick!!), Pirates of the Carabbien (I can't spell!), Star Wars Episode 2, Lord of the Rings (Who went to trilogy tuseday?! ME! ME!)

Book: I dunno . . . probabley Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Askaban

Actor: Orlando Bloom/Hayden Christiansen/Viggo Mortenson (Virgie!)/Johnny Depp (can't wait till PotC 2!)

HP Characters: Sirius!!, Lily and James

Saying: S'all good/ Review!

Nicknames: BeLLeSt*rre, Krissy, Kris, Brownie, NaturalBlonde, Blondie, Amish, Shortie, Shortstuff

Word: Awesome (if you get this word in a review I've given you that means you're story must be something really great to impress me enough to use that word)

Quotes:"Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!"-PotC

"But a very cute moose, make all the boy moose go WAHHHHHH!" -Princess Diaries 2

"Must've been terrible for you to be trapped here on the island, Jack. 'Must've been terrible for you.' Well it bloody is now!"There'll be no living with her after this" -PotC

"'Say good-bye!''Good-bye!'" -PotC

"Escapeh! It says escapeh! Funny it looks kind of like escape!" -Finding Nemo

"Don't worry Elizabeth is safe just like I promised. She's gonna marry the commadore like she promised. And your going to die for her like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, well except Elizabeth who is in fact a women" -PotC

"'But what about the rum?''The rum is gone everything is gone' 'But why is the rum gone?'" -PotC

"'You can't walk around Mordor in naught but your skin!' 'Says who?!'" -LotR RotK

"Have you learned nothing of the subborness of dawrves?" -LotR RotK

"You worse the heartless things!" -Shakespeare Julius Ceaser

"What trade thou nave thou naughty nave what trade?!" -Shakespeare Julius Ceaser

"You need people of intellegence on this sort of mission, quest, . .thing" -LotR TFotR

"Right where are we going?" -LotR TFotR

"'If we flip over' 'We're not going to flip over' 'If we flip over save your self, I can't swim!' 'What?' 'No, I'm even afraid to take a bath'" -Viggo Mortenson telling us about a conversation he had with Frodo's scale double, Kiern, LotR TFotR Commentary

"I take his bishwop and he try to take my king and I take his king!" -Dominic Mongnahan immperssion of Kiern (Frodo's Scale Double)LotR TFotR Commentary

"'Alright who's first?!' 'I .. I'm first' 'Alright you come at me and I hit you with my axe, then you come and I hit you, then you come and I hit you. . . '" -Dominic Mongnahan impression of Gimili LotR TFotR Commentary

"This coming from someone whose been turning tricks on street corners since she was 12!" -Bonnie & Freida (Drama Play)

"I dunno Sean you look sexy running away in that shot!" -LotR TFotR Commentary

"What can you say about the guy Orlando Bloom who can do everything?! Well he can't kayak!" -LotR TFotR Commentary

"My jelousy for him exists on many levels" -LotR TFotR Commentary

"He runs pretty!" Lils-- During LotR TTT

"I love how he says 'one of you must do this' while why don't you do it mate?" -Orlando Bloom LotR FotR Commentary

"Oh no! Not the dwarf!" -Orlando Bloom LotR FotR Commentary

I havn't added my RotK quotes yet (to lazy to type 'em all up!) But there are a heck of alot of those! Thanks for visiting my profile!

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,258 - Reviews: 2719 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lily Evans A History by Bethany1 reviews
Updated 06.01.07 Lily's life from preHogwarts to marrying James Potter. Her relationship to her parents, her sister, her friends and the foursome that would change her life forever. PREOotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 400,291 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
There's Something About Potter by tori-black reviews
Dear Diary, I would like to state that I am horrible at keeping diaries. But this time's different. This diary is going to last longer than 1 entry. Because I'm being forced to do it. But that's not the point. Lily. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,329 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Waiting in Vain by Magnolia Lane reviews
After years of infertility, Ron and Hermione agree to an experimental procedure that allows Ron to carry their child. The consequences of their decision could be the blessing they've been hoping for, or could prove to be fatal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,754 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Priori Incantatem by fellytone reviews
Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 306,215 - Reviews: 4717 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Gone With the Wind by scotgirl reviews
Another year, another day, another war" The Dark Lord is gone and the war almost over, but at what price. Harry is gone and is given a chance to re-capture the love, hope and innocence he lost at a year old...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Tripping Down the Aisle by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
James and Lily have decided to make it official. But between the Order, Gideon Prewett, and the fact that they can't agree on anything; that aisle looks pretty far away...with Jealous!James, Frazzled!Lily, Flirty!Sirius, Traitor!Peter, and that inevitable
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,656 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Again by pippagethetook01 reviews
My life story, and hopefully of some significance to you if you read it. I really, really enjoyed the reviews, guys!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
No Ordinary Day by got-lotr reviews
(PotcLotr)Aragorn and Legolas thought that day was just any ordinary day, until they met three pirate friends in Middle Earth. But What if Sauron and The One Ring came back...to dominate Middle Earth and cast it into darkness at the same time?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,118 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
Fortress Of Shadows by aks100 reviews
Harry's seventh year but he hasn't returned to Hogwarts. He can't especially when it's new headmaster is his mortal enemy, Harry has to learn to cope with Dumbledore's death, while he must deal with his own life. Chapter 22 reposted!.....pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 105,848 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Heirs of the Past by J.E.A.R.K.Potter reviews
No one is who they seem, those we hate become allies and friends, all the truths we hold so dear have been based on what we know and as fans of this series we know nothing is as it appers... CHAPTER SEVEN IS UP AFTER FIVE MONTHS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Life, Leprechauns and Love Letters by tori-black reviews
James is sending Lily love letters to annoy her. Lily and James are anonymous penpals in love. Remus is trying to tell his girlfriend The Big Secret. Sirius searches desperately for a leprechaun. Candace tries to matchmake everyone. All in letters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 10/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Amor Parentes: The Love of a Parent by R. K. Thompson reviews
What if Harry remembered more of that fateful Halloween night when he lost his parents? Would it make him stronger or drag him down in depression? Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Loveless Lily by electra27 reviews
FINALLY CH 30 UP! fits of jealousy, stupid crushes, a very long hospital wing stay, and Gryffindor loses a quidditch match! but it all turns out for the best for lily... it might even find her some true love...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,377 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Not all Pirates are Bad by got-lotr reviews
(LotrPotc) Legolas and Aragorn wake after being hit on the head by Sam's pots and pans in Port Royal, where they meet Will and Jack. Jack brings horrible news: He's Back. Barbossa and his crew is back.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,007 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/6/2004 - Published: 1/18/2004
Showers of Green Snakes by Phyllida reviews
Have you ever felt jealousy? That is exactly what Snape feels when a teacher returns to Hogwarts.Chapter 6 is up and it is getting interesting!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2004 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lily and James: the Sixth year by love-ends-with-hope reviews
Lily and James are in their sixth year at Hogwarts, and they both hate each other with a passion. What happens when one of them goes too far? Chap 4 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 12/14/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Chances by Riddle-Me-That reviews
My place is here, between you and Jack. What if Elizabeth had not stepped in at this point? WE, first fic!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - Complete
Lily and James Potter: Their Story by Little House Girl reviews
This is the story of Lily and James Potter. From an earlier hatred, they grew to respect and love each other, aware of their future son and the terrible fate that lay before them. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 241,610 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I'll Never Forget You by Little House Girl reviews
*OotP spoilers* It's been three years since the fateful night of his fifth year, and Harry remembers it all, as he looks down at the grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B.
When in Doubt, Go Leather by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The autobiography of an 18-19 year old Sirius Black, covering the time he got abducted by aliens, his short life as a model, not to mention James and Lily's wedding......it's all here! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Sirius B.
The Greatest Thing You'll Ever Learn by Lamina Court reviews
PreOotP LilyJames in 6th year. Humour, love, anger, saddness, laughter, Quidditch, Hogsmeade, death, more laughter... Give it a try, won't you?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,096 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8/2003 - Published: 10/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Friday the 13th by tori-black reviews
The worst day of Lily's life-but at the end of it there's someone to comfort her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
James 4 Lily by tori-black reviews
Just this random thing I thought of one night
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Drift and Die by Terion reviews
{Severitus challenge fic} Harry wakes up one morning at No 4 Privet Drive and finds himself looking completely different. Noone else, however, notices it. Until he gets to Hogwarts that is... Then there are a lot of questions and a surprise revelation
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/26/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Diary of the InFamous Sirius Black reviews
Want to see the world of Hogwarts through Sirius' eyes? Come along for a journey of laughter, craziness and experience the MWPP 7th year! SBOC LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Sirius B.
Do you Dye? reviews
What happens when guys (the Mauraders) talk about "girl" things! Sirius' humour! With a bit of LilyJames Plz read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2003 - James P., Sirius B.