Ohhaithur. Didn't see you there. My name is Elizabeth but please, call me Liz or Lizzie. 'Elizabeth' makes me feel old, thanks to that one substitute teacher I had in grade 10 science class. Ugh. Anywho, I am 17 years old. My date of birth is October 28, 1993. I live in Canada, in my igloo. Or my log cabin. Preferably the log cabin though. My igloo melts when the warm weather hits (Yes, we get warm weather. NO WAI!). My diet consists of back bacon, maple syrup (NOT the cheap, factory-made stuff -cough- AUNT JEMIMA -cough-) and poutine. To you people who don't know what poutine is, it's fries smothered in gravy and cheese curds.

Oops, my bad, I keep forgetting to say 'eh' at the end of every sentence, eh. Gotta love Canadian stereotypes, eh! I also have a pet polar bear that I ride to school, eh. Either that or my dog sled, eh.

Everything from the 'in my igloo' part to the beginning of this paragraph is false. Sorry. Except for the warm weather part, because we ACTUALLY DO get warm weather. And I do like back bacon and the cheap factory-made syrup. Aussi, je parle le francais. (Also, I speak French.)

Here's some (more) info about me, eh...

FAVOURITE GAMES: Soul Calibur series, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, Guitar Hero games, Bomberman 64, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Kirby Air Ride, Smash Brothers Melee.

FAVOURITE BANDS: I suppose I could name a few... Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine, Evanescence, Emilie Autumn, Disturbed, Within Temptation, Nightwish, Rihanna, Avril Lavigne, Flyleaf, In Fear and Faith, How Like A Winter... the list goes on.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Pretty much everything that's NOT good for you, i.e. chocolate, chips, McDonald's, ice cream, gummy candies, cookies, etc. And fruit! And sushi! Mmmm...

FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: ... 1000 Ways To Die, despite it being horrifyingly graphic, and Family Guy. And I suppose the Discovery Channel. I don't watch a lot of TV.

Now for some stuff that I don't like...

GAMES I DON'T LIKE: Pretty much any shooter game, except for Goldeneye 007 for Nintendo 64... such a hilarious game! xD And I don't like Pokemon games. Those are... ew. Haha. I also don't have a lot of patience for racing games.

BANDS I DON'T LIKE: Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and about 99 percent of rap music...

FOODS I DON'T LIKE: Peppers, tomatos, broccoli, and spicy foods. Ick.

TV SHOWS I DON'T LIKE: TRAILOR PARK BOYS = STUPIDEST SHOW EVER!! I also won't watch animes like Naruto or Bleach or anything like those. It's not that I don't like anime, it's just that those shows don't interest me. I miss Sakura Card Captors though. I loved that show. :( And I used to watch Sailor Moon... lol

Oh, and the only fanfics I tend to read are Soul Calibur fanfics, soooo don't be too surprised to find that most of my favourites will be from there. :3

And yes, I am a Nightmare (Soul Calibur) fangirl, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT!! -runs away-

Seemingly pointless random information: I hate it when people can't use 'your' and 'you're' correctly. Like seriously. Get it right already! Same thing with 'their,' 'they're,' and 'there.' Like PUUHHHH-LLLEEEEEZZZZEEEE. There's a difference! Also when people mispell (Yes, there's only one 's' in 'mispell') simple words... So I suppose you could say that I'm a grammar Nazi. *grins*

LAME JOKES AND QUOTES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"KNOCK KNOCK
... who's there?
How the heck should I know, I'm not allowed to answer the door!" - My English teacher's 4 year old son's joke.

"KNOCK KNOCK
... who's there?
Turettes.
Turettes w-
BALLS!" - Some kid in my school named Joel Spearman.

"KNOCK KNOCK
... who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
That's what she said." - Same kid that told the previous joke.

"I'm not making fun of your stupid appearance!" - Me

"Hey Barbossa, how much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
*sigh* How much?
A BUCK-AN-EAR!" -Someone I don't know.

"Captain, I have a question for you: What's BROWN and STICKY?
I don't know Captain Data, what is brown and sticky?
A STICK.
-facepalm-" -Someone I don't know.

SUPER HAPPY ULTRA AMAZING MEGA COOL UPDATE!!

I'm currently working on my first story, for the Soul Calibur section. I'm kinda stuck on it at the moment though. Writers' block. D: It's called Angels Fall First. That's all I'm gonna say about
it. ;)

POINTLESS UPDATE TO THE UPDATE!
Yeah... I don't think that story I mentioned is coming up any time soon... it's like... on hiatus, I suppose. Severe writers' block, school, job, friends, family, and life just get in the way, man.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

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