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 Author has written 1 story for Friday the 13th. well... this is me. my fav show is inuyasha and here's some funny quotes to keep you entertained: A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: Taste the rainbow. Eat crayons. If at first you don't succeed,try again. If you still don't succeed, you suck. Find something else. Ha! Im inuyasha-fanfiction's friend, and they let me on their account for reasons that do not concern you. so here's my message: THE MINOTAUR WAS HERE! Minotaur... you are so dead ~inuyasha-fanfiction If people run away screaming from you, it usually means they don't like you. If you have to critisize someone,first walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. Minds are like parachutes; they only function when they are open " - Lord Thomas Dewar " Whatever your condition or calling in life keep in view the whole of your existence. Act not for the little span of time alloted you in this world but act for eternity. " anoymus " Nobody outgrows scripture; the book widens and deepens with our years. " Spurgeon " Despondency is ingratitude: Hope is God's word. " H.W. Beecher Despondency means hopelessness ( I didn't know what it meant so I looked it up and put it on here ) HERE, in bold, it's The Minotaur talking. Otherwise, it's Inuyasha-fanfiction. minotaur... i will get you Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Because they used to do that because they were scared the dead would come back to life. Now, it's just tradition. just shutup Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Because they would also see all the damage they could cause if they got the ticket in the first place. just go with the flow... miss serious. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Because it is moist inside the bottle. see above Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Because they're practising for more important patients on you. true dat Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Because everyone knows that they never succeed. true dat Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Because it would be too heavy to get off the ground. hey, im just trying to... never mind Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Sure, why not? nice. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? No. yes If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? No. So what's the speed of dark? 0. Darkness doesn't travel. shut up How come abbreviated is such a long word? Because it needs to have an abbreviation(abbrv.) yup Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Yes. ya... i know you, don't i? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? No. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station.. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Probably inuyasha-fanfiction. oooooohhh probably you. ooooooooooooooo. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Yeah. How else do they escape their horrid job? nice Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? Three bucks says it would work.i see your bet, and raise you 2. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? No, you're supposed to send them life supplies. there you go. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? How the hell should I know? i thought you were the smart one. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? No. oh, right, i should have just asked you. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? They do. i know If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? A box, retard.watch the language, genious. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Because otherwise the area could become too infected to pick up the body. no Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Who told you that? actually, you, in an e-mail you e-mailed me some of this. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? see above what she said Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? Go ask the tooth fairy. hey, minotaur, who's cruel idea was... Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market? Because they're ugly enough sealed, could you imagine fresh? oh dear Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias? Because they're cheap, and you know how Granny is with her prices yup Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Because in old times, girls couldn't write, so to sign an official document, they would put an X for their name, and to make it more official, they would kiss it. oh, ya, that's really official "X" :kisses computer: I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! i hope you all enjoyed those and if you are still reading i have one thing to say... you are my friend If you have ever zoned out for more than thirty consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Here, it's the normal writing that sgnifies The Minotaur. What was the thing you last touched?: a bug. it's dead now. oops, i meant i last touched the keys on the keyboard. ha loser. Favorite book(s):impulse Say what? it's a book. Least favorite book(s): umm... Well? I'm waiting. Favorite food(s):RIBS! Good choice! or it's sushi...can't decide Least favorite food(s): tuna See above. Favorite band(s):Guns n' roses WOOO!GO GNR! Least favorite band(s):The Jonas Brothers/Hannah whats-her-face, oh, that's right, Hannah Montana! I SECOND THAT! Favorite animal(s): ALL! Cool. Least favorite animal(s): umm... Ok, now what's your answer? Favorite movie(s): little nickey, red eye good choices Least favorite movie(s): There are a lot of stupid movies out there. You know what they are. Motto: i have lots of mottos And you can't name one? if at first you don't succeed try try again, if you still don't succeed you suck, find something else. What's on your T.V right now? diners, drive-ins and dives wow. Interests: guitar, music, video-games, hockey, anime, manga Good, very good. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? i told my dad the new paint color looked good What about after that when you told me about the color? you weren't here, genious Where are you? at a computer. Noooo. Really? yes. What was the last thing you ate? meat What about that cookie you just ate? That was mine, I might add. shh... don't tell them, THEY are listening. What's your personality like? funny, insane. That's right. Who do you have a crush on? cough Um, what was that? it means i don't like anyone What was the last thing you thought? dane cook=awesome You're kidding, right? Your mind wanders a lot. you finally figured it out. it's been 7 years and just now, you figured it out. wow. Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? no What kind of answer is that? me= no like george bush You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Buy things, go to Japan Are those things for me? maybe. maybe i will buy you japan. maybe not. we never know for sure now, do we? Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? my anime drawing Why is it taped on my back? that was my comic, i also taped a kick me sign to it. What are you eating/drinking right now? Nothing. You just inhaled a cookie. hey... he didn't mention inhale, he said ate. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? You mean besides this? YES, besides this! my manga Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? the jewel of the four souls could give great power to anyone -inuyasha profiles Ok. you won't know until your a fan. What are your thoughts on writing? fun, a good time-waster Great. How tall are you? how should i know? Because you're not supposed to be oblivious. bout 5 feet, i really don't know. all i know is im short What book are you currently reading? inuyasha profiles You finished that 3 days ago. no,no i did not, im currently reading the battle record. What music are you listening to? rock Oooooowwoooooo, sweet child o' mine! omg get out of my head! What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? hotmail, inuyasha world Not true! You weren't on any other sites before! ya i was What was the last thing you cooked? do you really want to know? They're all failures. actually, my waffles were a complete succes. and they weren't toaster waffles. What color are the walls of the room you are in? beige NU UH! They're purple. no,no they're not Do you know who the governor of your state is? I am Canadian. I don't have a govenor or a state. TAKE THAT WORLD! OH YA! Ketchup or Mustard? Ketchup. Yeah, mustard is gross. I SECOND THAT! How many different programs are on your computer right now? No clue. Same. Have you ever been water-skiing? no What about yesterday? shh...don't mention anything, they're sight is based on movement, don't move "where'd they go?" What is the weather like? It is sunny What about the snow falling? there is no snow here currently ok now there is Are you going an vacation this summer and where? its like, winter here, so you mean next summer? probably go visit my friends Great. Anything else? Nope. Lame. hey, this quiz already knows everything about me, and you keep tellin' 'em more. 1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? dont have one 2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? sesshomaru 3. What can you hear right now? my dad is watching a war movie. i hear screams. :shudder: :shudder: :shudder: 4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. I am not talking to a cat. I AM NOT A CAT! 5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? i don't know. maybe 90210. 6. Type your name with your elbow. 1st try: inuyassha-fanfiction 2nd try:inuyasha-fanfiction (woo!) 7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? my inuyasha book 9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? nsdaotid. What's your favourite article of clothing? I don't care Who is the most special person to you? why? What's your favourite childhood memory? I don't know. Scariest moment of your life? i dont know One word that would best describe you? You. What is your favourite month in the summer? june What's your favourite number? 13 What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? umm... What does your username mean? inuyasha-fanfiction. i like inuyasha and i write fanfictions. What is your favourite Disney movie? 101 dalmations. What made you smile today: waffles. Last thing you said out loud? victory is mine! why i said that is for reasons that do not concern you. Last rainbow you saw? Stupid question. Do you want a hair cut? no Are you musically inclined? YES! Have you ever been in a fight? ya. I always win...NOT AGAINST ME! Name: I don't want to tell you. Country: CANADA Sex:female Sports: i don't play any. i tried street hockey cause the minotaur (my friend) dragged me to it and i sucked OH, well that's your fault. I got a hat trick! you know what? DON'T EVEN GO THERE. Occupations: writing FanFiction Age: what's it to ya? Favorite word (at the moment): I have many Most used word (at the moment): Dude Word that I have stolen from a movie: don't know Favorite line from a movie: don't have one. Something unique: rabbid flying toasters of doom. Favorite Action movie: inuyasha (all 4 movies) Favorite Comedy movie: i have many. Favorite animal :ALL Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? paradise city -guns n. rosesTake me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Oh won't you please take me home, yeah yeah! Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: how am i supposed to know? What is the weather? its sunny.Remember the snow? Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Eh? Think of any Chuck Norris joke, what is it? No If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? I dunno Are you a vegitarian or a meat eater? Meat Gods or Titans? titans WHAT! WHO CAN YOU CHEER FOR THE TITANS? oh, miss greek. Ranger or Knight? knight Bow or Sword? can fight with either HAHA! I'M AM A CHILD OF APOLLO! I CAN SHOOT INCREDIBLY WELL, AND I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH A SWORD! no you ain't. i am. If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? feudal era, japan Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? my inuyasha book What is the last thing you watched on TV? just 4 laughs Without looking, guess what time it is: 3:30 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 3:30 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? nothing. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? why? i havn't stepped outside in days. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? profiles What are you wearing? Pajamas Did you dream last night? probably When did you last laugh? dunno What is on the walls of the room you are in? you already asked that someone special to you: you already asked that. What do you think of this quiz? Why am I doing this? What is the last film you saw? Don't remember If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? mansion, a sword, a bow and arrows, a house in Japan Tell me something about you that I don't know: you already know everything about me. Again, it's the minotaur. YAY IM THEIR FRIEND! though if i keep this up, im gonna be in so much trouble... minotaur... i will get you. i know where you live. i seriously do ur like my best friend. I'm scared now. thank you for messing with my profile. i will get you. someday, and i will be angry, oh so very angry. im-a comin now. thanks if ur still reading! dane cook=awesome |
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