Fvorie Quotes:

"Swimming is good for you, especially if your drowning." -Jimmy Carr

"If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked me for change, I'd still say no." - Bo Burnham

"I am not going to bury my son! My son is going to bury me." - Denzel Washington, John Q.

"Then three assholes, laying into one guy while everybody else watches. And you want to know what's wrong with me? Yeah, I'd rather die. Now bring it on!" - Aaron Johnson, Kick-Ass

"You look fat when you cry." - Pete Lee

"If I was anymore fun, I'd be boobs and bubble wrap." - Pete Lee

"My brother used to beat the snot out of me growing up, so last October, I taught his youngest daughter that the f-word meant candy. Happy Halloween!" - Pete Lee

"Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger." - Heath Ledger, Joker

"If you're good at something, never do it for free." - Heath Ledger, Joker

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever." - Keanu Reeves, Shane Falco

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Johnny Depp, Captain Jack Sparrow

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Hugo Weaving, Agent Smith

"It seems strange that my life should end in such a terrible place, but for three years I had roses and apologized to no one. I shall die here. Every inch of me shall perish. Every inch, but one. An inch. It is small and it is fragile and it is the only thing in the world worth having. We must never lose it or give it away. We must NEVER let them take it from us. I hope that whoever you are, you escape this place. I hope that the worlds turns, and that things get better. But what I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you. Valerie." - Natasha Wightman, Valerie

"A building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. A symbol, in and of itself is powerless, but with enough people behind it, blowing up a building can change the world" - Hugo Weaving, V

"People shouldn't be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." - Hugo Weaving, V

"The ability to tell if a person is righteous is not something a human can do." - Adolf Hitler

"You're right actually. I'm pretty troubled and I'm pretty confused, but..and I'm afraid. I'm really afraid, but I think that you're the fucking Anti-Christ." - Donnie Dark