If everyone but you believes you're mad, who is wrong? Ciel Phantomhive, patient D18, is not mad. Sebastian Michaelis, new orderly at St. Victoria's Asylum, agrees.

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As the top alchemists in the military, Roy Mustang and Edward Eric are prime candidates for dangerous missions. Trained for anything, they still might be a bit surprised when they have to go undercover…in a nudist colony.

Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.

Len's sister went missing 2 years ago, and was announced as a dead case. He himself gave up hope, until he meets a pair of Russian street performers, who help him dig up the past while also getting him into some difficult situations. Is there any chance these crazy of characters will help in any way of finding his sister? Read and find out!

Little Russia gets lost, and when he tries to find his way back home he gets found by a certain empire with rather impure intentions towards him. Rape/noncon, kidnap, 'invasion', shota, all the good stuff

Everything changes for Edward Elric when he wakes up with female characteristics. How will everyone, especially his her boyfriend Roy Mustang, react to this? Rated M for future stuff. Roy x fem!Ed.

Lots of Shounen Ai and het pairs. Mostly EdRussell. After being transformed into the perfect chimera, Ed can't get a break. Everyone wants him. The hard part is figuring out who really loves him and who's just after his sexy hybrid body.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.