New to the Artemis Fowl fandom, but a fandom veteran in general. I will read almost any fic because there's not much selection (I hail from the Harry Potter and Star Wars fandoms- I might be a little spoiled), but I can't read anything with Artemis/Holly seriously. I mean, he's a kid! And Holly's eighty-something in all likelihood... ew.

I will freely admit to being a rabid Holly/Butler 'shipper, however. Why not? I also like Holly/Trouble, Artemis/Juliet, Holly/Root... anything that isn't Holly/Artemis. It also bothers me when anyone but Artemis Fowl Sr calls Artemis "Arty." Gaah.

Anyway, that's me.