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Joined 10-25-08, id: 1725276, Profile Updated: 01-05-09
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter.

I am loud.

And obnoxious.

I am honest and wish for honesty in return.

The more you get to know me, the more complicated I become.

I resemble the worst three-year old you know one second,

And turn into the Queen of Narnia the next.

I can be a bit of a history freak.

My life centers around music.

I hate Charlotte Church.

My sleeping pattern has very little sleep or pattern.

I tend to drift off into my own little worlds sometimes.

This may mean I forget to:

update/beta/post/reply in a prompt fashion.

I'm known to eat weird things.

That person your mother warned you about...

Has nothing on me.

If anyone has any requests or prompts they'd like written, I'd enjoy your ideas!
I mainly sail the Draco/Harry ship, but I'm also quite fond of Draco/Ginny, Draco/Hermione, Snape/Hermione, Snape/Charlie, Harry/Snape, and Sirius/Remus.
Erm, I have a habit of Ron-bashing and Dumbledore-bashing and am hopelessly addicted to writing stories after I hear a really brilliant song.

I am currently working on:
-Still working on that damn sequel!
-A chaptered Draco/Harry fic is apparently harder than it looks...o.O
-Maybe a Neville/Draco fic that will be titled Stuttering and is based off a song by that name by Ben's Brother.
-I've started, but stilled work on a Hermione/Draco fic.
-I really am as crazy as I seem. I took on another challenge, something about the Humbug song from muppets, Harry/Snape, and smut!
-Taken The Life Challenge, issued by mustardgirl1128. facepalm
-Also doing the Five Days and Senses Challenge. I'm really just a glutten for ABSOLUTELY NO FREE TIME! giggles
-Forgot to add that I have begun work on the Fall of the Roman Empire Challenge issued by cenlyra. I've decided that no one actually needs to eat and sleep...

Just an update on the sequel: I officially suck. I really am working on it, but apparently I can't write smut. I can vaguely hint at (and not so vaguely hint at it), and I love reading it, but when I try to write it, it comes out all ngh. I should be stoned. Or given a medal for even trying.
-sniffs-
I'd actually prefer the medal, as I'm not too fond of hospitals.

Since I got all the letters for the Drabbles A-Z challenge filled, I've been working on them, but this is the first night that my computer has let me log onto ff.net since the first, so I'm posting B-E right now. Tomorrow, hopefully I'll be posting F.

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Kissing Santa by Sirenfox reviews
Ron sneaks down to the common room on christmas eve only to see the last person he'd ever thought to see happily snogging his best friend...Ron will never look at Santa the same way again. DMHP slash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Blindsided Series by inadaze22 reviews
She told him, "I don't want to be your girlfriend! I just want you to pay half of the rent." But sometimes, emotions have a way of blindsiding people when they least expect it. Three part drabble series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To My Dearest Voldie Poo by iremainsilent reviews
Harry decides that the only way to make himself feel better is to write to his arch-enemy, Voldemort. He realises that it will achieve nothing but a laugh here and there, but really, who sends dear old Voldie any mail?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Hearts Over Dracontias by Isis and Neit reviews
Charlie Weasley investigates a mysterious dragon killing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,203 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
Pointless and Gorgeous by Psycho Hippy reviews
Charlie is a dreamer, an idealist. But when there's a war raging on around you, it's hard to hold onto your ideals. Challenge fic from Jiggy'N'FairPhili. SLASH as if I would write anything else ;D .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Charlie W., Severus S. - Complete
Two Lost Souls by Paper Doll Decay reviews
Hermione blurts out a deep dark secret, and soon everyone knows. What will happen when Neville's secret crush is exposed? Beware it's a Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Neville L., Draco M.
A Crown of Flowers by XeeWrites reviews
The Hogwarts students are made to participate in an Easter egg hunt before they leave for the holiday, and the infamous Slytherin Draco Malfoy has been partnered with the eccentric Luna Lovegood from Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
What Did I Say? by Kezz reviews
Charlie wakes up after a night out with his brothers and is puzzled by his wife's behaviour.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Implausible, Irrational, and Just Plain Luna by The Treacle Tart reviews
Everyone needs rescuing at some point. What happens when your knight in shining armor is Luna Lovegood? SSLL No really. You read that right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 5,936 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mother of Invention by Julia Fractal reviews
A Christmas story about love, acceptance, and the many uses of rubber bands. [Luna x Tonks femmeslash]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Poppy Pomfrey rarely left Hogwarts by missparker85 reviews
Poppy Pomfrey rarely left Hogwarts but when she did, one or two students always fell ill. GWSS
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Everyone's Free To Tickle Dragons by Indigo Ziona reviews
Dumbledore's highly inspirational graduation speech. Enjoy the power and beauty of your common room. Don't be reckless with other people's wands. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/26/2003
Marked by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Draco wants everyone to keep off his property... Contains slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Chameleon and The Bat by Strega Brava reviews
Severus' role as a spy has been discovered and now he is stuck at 12 Grimmauld Place and someone refuses to leave him alone. So why isn't he angry about it? SSNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
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Forgotten reviews
Christmastime during DH and Ginny has been forgotten. This is only peripherally GW/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Emtpy reviews
The not-so-drabble-y drabble about Draco and his emptiness. Pre-Hg/DM. I blame my bad summaries on Tom Cruise. I don't know why, I just don't like him. Rated 'T' to be safe some drunkeness does occur .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Daring reviews
Short, little one-shot about Lily, Sirius, and Harry. This is not a Lily/Sirius ship. I still suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Lily Luna P., Sirius B. - Complete
Closet Case reviews
Harry and Ron are convinced that Harry’s gay and Harry spends Christmas hols trying to convince them and himself otherwise. Smut-tastic ending. Harry/Draco. Not really canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boat reviews
Minerva plus a boat in the middle of the lake her animagus shape is a cat I suck at summaries. But please read this story. Brought to you by insomnia and fudge the dessert, not the fictional person .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Minerva M.
Attack of the Killer What? reviews
Harry and Hermione spend Christmas break looking for something that’s trying to kill Harry. This ISN'T a HP/Hg ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Breakfast In Bed reviews
Fluffy, little, morning-after scene. It's only T for implied sex and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Severus S., Charlie W. - Complete
A Black Eye
This is a response to Violin Ghost's Black Challenge at the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum. It's Hermione and probably not what you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Perfection: This Is Not The Begining reviews
Through the Eyes of Narcissa Amelia Black soon to be Weasley . A small slice of Heaven companion pieces to come shortly . Please don't be frightened by the whole Narcissa/Charlie thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Charlie W., Narcissa M. - Complete
Boredom reviews
Draco-centric fic about being bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
I'll Be Your Cuddle Bear reviews
Just a short, sweet, little piece of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Potion reviews
One drunken night, a morning hang-over, a surprise, and a potion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Darling, Je Vous Aime Beaucoup reviews
Sad, beautiful, hopeful character death. Get out your tissues girls and boys.... !
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete