Why, hello there my name is Alaa I LOVE reading stories especially Harry Potter "Marauders era" or "HP: Next generation" I am mercifully in love with those two types of stories Oh and a bit of warning from here I love Albus S. P/James S. P, of course, I won't let this interfere with the school years I will just write other stories with their "love" (=3=) oh, and I am 15 he he :)

Funny is laughter
Funny is fun
Funny is healthy
Funny is nice
Funny is amusing
Funny is comical
A pelt of pranks
Above the normal ranks
Is funny when it is on
Yet quite sad when gone

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Renesme Carlie should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you truly belive that their is a Jasper Cullen out there for you (doesn't mean his name has to be Jasper Cullen) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

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If fanfiction is to you, what Myspace/Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Do not meddle with the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

I see regular people!

Never judge a book by its movie.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons?

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessively compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up - all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

You laugh now because you are older than me by mere months, but when you are 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up