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 So... I'm sort of new to this website, and I have no idea what to write on my profile so uhm... 1: If you were of the opposite gender, what name would you want to have? I’d go with Sam. Sam is a nice name 2: If you could witness any historical event in person, which one would it be and why? The death of prince Albert. It changed the view on queen Victoria, and queen Victorias life views completely! 3: What kind of sandwich best describes your personality? Lots of meat, cheese and chili. Or maybe that just sounds delicious. Yeah, that's just delicious. But seriously though, I have no idea. 4: If your crush or significant other were to turn in to a ferret, what would you do? Would you still like/love them? I don’t know. I’ve never been in such situation. 5: If you became dictator of your country, and you can enact one law that could not be repealed once you are forcibly removed from office, what would that law be? One must always hail Willemijn Verkaik (or whatever person I'm adoring at that point) as a goddess. Or that video games should be free. That would be cool too. 6: What is your opinion of Canada? It has a lot of a’s in its name 7: What is your spirit animal? I don’t know. A duck? 8: If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose? White. As in really, really white. I would wear a long white dress (despite the fact that I hate to wear dresses), wear a long white wig and walk through hotel hallways at night, and just stare at the guest if they passed by. 9: What was the last movie you chose not to watch? I don’t remember, I don’t watch a lot of movies 10: If you were a farmer, what would you grow? I’d probably not grow anything. I’d make a lame attempt at growing a tomato plant, realize it is a cucumber plant, then sell my farm, because it died. 11: What do you miss the most? Being able to watch Mulan without getting weird looks 12: What is your favorite sequel film? Harry Potter. Just… anything Harry Potter. 13: Rural area, small town, suburb, or big city? Really small town. 14: What's your favorite branch of the military? I’d say the marines, because I love the ocean. 15: What year of school was best for you? Best? I don’t know. Right now, I have a grade average of A and wonderful friends, so this year. 16: What is your favorite month, excluding whichever month contains your birthday? December. Because… Christmas. 17: What is your favorite type of pie? Spinach. No seriously, it’s delicious. 18: Do you enjoy being single? Why are you assuming that I’m single? But yeah. 19: Do you prefer rivers, lakes, or oceans? Oceans. I need a lot of waves before it’s fun. 20: If you had to have one feature on your body changed to a canine version of said feature, what would you choose? My canine teeth. It’s obvious 21: What is your favorite font? Times New Roman. 22: What is the highest number of cats you can imagine yourself owning? Exactly zero. We once had a cat, and I swear it was mutual hatred. 23: What was your last date like? Yeah, I’ve never been on a date. 24: Who are you? I’m that person that no one knows how to react to. 25: What is your least favorite illicit substance? Excuse me? I don’t know. 26: What is your opinion on 80's music? No 27: If you could add something to the high school curriculum, what would you add? A reading class, just for reading. Very quietly. 28: What is your favorite album artwork? I don’t pay a lot of attention to that sort of thing. 29: What is your favorite non-social networking website? Wikipedia! 30: What is your favorite boy band? Does Queen and U2 count? It better count. But honestly, I'm not really into boy bands. 31: What is your least favorite casual dining establishment? Potatoes and mushrooms 32: You are allowed one beverage and one candy for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Coca-cola and bon-bons 33: If you had to be stranded somewhere on Earth, miles from civilization, what biome would you choose and why? My home is literally that. So there. Because that’s where I keep my books 34: What is your preferred projectile? I don’t know. 35: You have inherited a nightclub in a major city. What modifications would you make to it? I would make the entrance really interesting and advertise it as the most exiting club ever, and then I would hire two young actors (a male and a female), who would blend in the crowd, and one older man, who I would dress as a psycho. Then I would open the doors at 21:00, and everybody would be led to a dark room, and one off my employees would say hello and welcome on a stage, and the light would be turned on, but suddenly the old man would grab the young girl by the neck, drag her on stage and putting a knife to her throat, telling everybody to keep calm, and that if anybody called for help, he would strangle them with his bare hands. Then the boy would come from the crowd, saying “Dad, that is my fiancée, remember? Let’s get you home to the hospital, and get you cleaned up” and then they would leave, and everybody would be high on adrenalin and have a great time. 36: What have you done recently to dismantle the patriarchy? I don’t know… 37: What song did you most recently get tired of due to its overplaying? I don’t really do that 38: What is your favorite piece of clothing? My black trench coat. 39: What was the most awkward moment of your romantic history? Yeah, I don’t have a romantic history 40: What brought you to FanFiction? Curiosity 41: What product or service do you find ridiculously overpriced? Food. 42: Why did you send the last anonymous Tumblr message you sent? Because it had to be sent. 43: Who is your favorite one-hit wonder of the last twenty years? I don’t know… 44: How many people, outside of your immediate family, do you know the birthdays of by heart? My best friend, three of my good friends and Harry Potter. 45: What is your favorite speech? Elphabas 46: What is your least favorite song from your favorite musical? "Something bad" from Wicked 47: How do you feel about dating exes? It depends on the situation 48: What is your favorite vegetable? Potatoes. They’re delicious. 49: Who is your favorite fictional villain? I’d say Irina Spasky, Bellatrix Lestrange or Voldemort 50: What is your favorite police procedural? I don’t know. |
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