As requested by Mr. Childan, we, Agent "Cracker" and Agent "Pretzel," will keep record of all endeavors the White Lotus will endure and hand them over directly to him to archive. In order to gather as much information as possible, we've been granted full authorization to conduct interviews, interrogations, and are allowed to survey any areas with the approval of the White Lotus. In addition, we also have access to Mr. Childan's home, including his personal wealth and food stock. As we have found out while going through his pantry, we, in fact, do NOT have access to his personal living quarters or anything within it.