Buona sera and guten tag to you, my loves. Welcome to my super-awesome-happy profile page of doom. Enjoy your stay. We provide complemetary bath towels.

Now... I'm thinking I might as well organize this as a list, because there's no way in hell I'm going to be able to come up with a decent profile description at 1:15 a.m.

Not that that's particularly late for me, or anything, but it does tend to fuzz up the mind a little, if you catch my drift...

So.

Who am I?

An enigma. You may call me Fuzzy, or Ballad. Or Envy. But only one person calls me that, so I wouldn't if I were you. No, I will not tell you my name. I like to keep you guessing. Oh, and did I mention? I'm a tease. Teehee.

Where am I?

Earth. Hopefully. Although I am prone to multi-dimensional planet hopping. And you can sometimes find me onboard a certain mid-bulk 03 K64 Firefly class transport ship. Or in Amestris. Or Twilight Town. Hell, I could be hiding in your closet right now. It's all a matter of perspective.

What am I?

Oooh, tricky. Human. Mostly. My advice? Stay away if I haven't had coffee. No, seriously. Even if you're bringing coffee, stay away. I may just kill you with my enthusiasm.

I am a devoted fan of the following:

Fullmetal Alchemist: EdXEnvy. No, seriously. We like the EdXEnvy. Like, a lot. Like, unhealthy, lot. Like, obession, lot. Like, cosplaying as palm tree with other friend as runt, lot. We like EdXEnvy. My other two favorites are RoyXHughes and Royai. Please don't talk to me about Elriccest, though. It makes me a sad kitty, and I can be really unpleasant when I'm a sad kitty.

By the way, I both read the series and watch the show. I prefer the show's canon, though, so most of my fics will default to that. If I write one in the manga 'verse, I will tell you.

Now, then. Speaking of kitties...

CATS the Musical: Devoted fan here, too. Favorite pairings: The Rum Tum TuggerXMistofelees, The Rum Tum TuggerXBombalurina, The Rum Tum TuggerXEtcetera. I seem to like a lot of Tugger ships. Never noticed that... Well, that's what the bastard ges for shaking his hips like that. What does he expect...? Others: MungojerrieXRumpleteazer, as long as they aren't siblings, AlonzoXJemima, DemeterXBombalurina. And, of course, MunkustrapXMyself. Because, damn.

Firefly: MalXInara, of course, because, who doesn't? And Rayne. Yes, I can see it happening. Don't judge. It's cute. I mean, Teddy Bear!Jayne? Have you ever read a Teddy Bear!Jayne fic? It's cute! It will convert you, too!

Kingdom Hearts: Akuroku. It's so canon. Need I say more.

Tortall: Roska is my favorite, with DaineXNumair a close second, and AlannaXGeorge as my third. Too many good canon pairings for me to like any others.

Death Note: LXLight, because they were handcuffed to one another. Dude. Handcuffed. And, MelloXNear. Matt's cute, I guess, but he just doesn't have enough screentime for me to honestly say I can see him with Mello.

Other Random Shenanagins

I would so go Steampunk if I thought I had the money.

Disney kicks shiny metal butt. Don't give me that crap about you being too old for it, it is the best.

Graphic novels of all kinds fascinate me. Be it manga or DC or Calvin and Hobbes, I will love it.

...ever since I watched Fullmetal Alchemist, I've been avoiding clapping my hands in case I transmute something accidentally.

My favorite subjects are English, Foreign Language (any foreign language) and History, especially European History.

I am gender blind. This does not, I repeat, not mean that I am a lesbian. Nor does it, however, mean that I am straight. It simply means that, should the right person someday come along, I will love them whatever gender they are. It's hard enough to find love in this world without making a fuss over their bodies.

I like Shakespeare. Much Ado About Nothing is my particular favorite, but they're all good.

I am a vegetarian. Not vegan. I'm trying to see how long I can keep it up.

Uh, as you can probably guess, I am a flaming liberal. I really am not looking to pick a fight with you over your political views, though. My advice? Let's steer our conversations away from politics and onto more pleasing ground. Like hot Palm Tree on Midget action. Now that's something I like talking about.

My bedroom is bright green.

I am a Scorpio. Of course, depending on what source you check, the traits vary, so I wouldn't try looking for any insight there.

And...

What else?

Macaroni and cheese is the ultimate comfort food. Yes.