the-CHELOhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Batman: Arkham Asylum, Batman, Fire Emblem, and Sonic the Hedgehog. Hello Fiction World! I am here to present you stories that I have written to entertain you (Just FYI, I won't complain if you guys either don't read or like it. Everyone has different tastes in stories. I would be content if you leave a review.) UPDATE: Chapters 18 & 19 of STRANGE Arrangements are out! Now that it is done, hopefully I can finally begin posting chapters for BATSH!T, cuz I know how long I've been holding off from that~ |
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STRANGE Arrangements reviews
Hugo Strange visits Arkham Asylum to interview Gotham City's most psychopathic criminals. They are dangerous, and not to be trusted, but it's nothing that the ingenious professor can't handle. In fact, you may say it's deviously anticipated. Loosely based on the Arkham Doctors and Patients Of Doctors.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/16/2016 - The Joker, Scarecrow/J. Crane, The Riddler/E. Nigma, H. Strange
Batman Meets Disney reviews
A mini-collection (for now) of parodies that combine Batman characters with classic songs from Disney films. Similar to my posts such as Back In Arkham Again & Kill The Clown, only less spotlight on the Rogues Gallery & more investment on the Bat Clan & other Heroes/Vigilantes. Additional bursts of ideas, I like to call these.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14 - Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin, Damian W./Robin
How Can I Refuse reviews
You ever heard of that saying: What goes in Arkham stays in Arkham? No? Neither do the inmates. Especially the notorious Joker, Riddler, and Penguin as they take the opportunity to break out and return to their longing ambitions over Gotham City. If you know The Princess and The Pauper, then not only are you old, but you will also know the song of this parody!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/5/2018 - Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
BATSHIT reviews
Are you a fan of Batman? Are you interested in the crazy life of Bruce Wayne? Are you obsessed with the Bat Family? Wanna laugh your ass off with the Arkham Villains? Wish to see a side of the GCPD you rarely get anywhere else? Ready for some guest starring of the Justice League and the Teen Titans? Well then, the BATSh!T is the story for you! An 'Alfred the Butler' is included.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, The Joker
Be Prepared, Gotham! reviews
After a break-out from Arkham Asylum, The Joker, The Riddler, and The Penguin along with other inmates took refuge nearby Gotham City. The Scout Trio wish to fulfill their master plans upon Gotham, but they can't do it alone. Looks like those inmates might be just what they need, and the three sway them to their side through a musical number. A parody of Be Prepared from Lion King.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Be Our Guest Batsy! reviews
What a joyous (terrible) day! Batman is invited (captured) by The Joker to spend a mirthful evening (nightmare) at Arkham Asylum with the rest of the Caped Crusader's friends (enemies) attending as well. Promised of fine dining and superb entertainment, how can Batman REFUSE? The Joker never lets his Bats down, right? - A parody of Be Our Guest from Beauty And The Beast.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Four Skits For Deadly Six reviews
Here are four, short, funny scenarios with the Deadly Six in a one-shot chapter. Read moments where Zomom experiences failure, Zazz makes a too-late error, Zeena acts kind for a change, Zavok gets plenty angry, Zor is himself like always, and Master Zik is still too wise to have an embarrassing account in his life.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Zazz, Zeena, Zomom, Zor - Complete
Kill The Clown! reviews
For years, The Joker has raised havoc in Gotham City, and gets locked up only to escape and resume his psychopathic terror all over again. Well, Red Hood had enough of Batman making lame excuses to not kill the stupid clown, and decides to take the law into his own hands! How does he do it? By directing a crowd of bitter Gothamites toward Arkham Asylum to kill the Joker using song.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Jason T./Red Hood, Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Back In Arkham Again! reviews
The Joker, The Penguin, and The Riddler are returning to Arkham Asylum after being caught red-handed by Batman. At first a place they despised, the trio and the rest of the inmates gradually see an upside to Arkham Asylum itself, and what better way to show their new perspective than to sing an ode to the institute for the insane. Parody to Human Again from Beauty & The Beast
Batman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Oswald C./Penguin, The Joker, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
FE SHORTS
Here are a wild collection of stories from both Tellius and Ylisse that offer details of significant occasions that occurred before, during, and after their specific timelines. You'll find humor, adventure, heartfelt moments, tragedy, nonsense, parodies, and resolve all wrapped into one story from the best of both worlds. FE 9, FE 10, and FE 13 only.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2016
Arkham Asylum: Patients of Doctors reviews
In the vessels of Arkahm, Dr. Gretchen and a group of doctors gather to conduct research on rather bizarre subjects. Nothing has gone wrong so far, but eventually chaos will break loose as always in Arkahm Asylum. Former Doctors will soon rebirth as the famous criminals of Gotham in Arkahm Asylum: Patients of Doctors.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow, Victor F./Mr. Freeze - Complete
Arkham Doctors reviews
Within Gotham's mental hospital, Arkahm Asylum, Dr. Gretchen and many other physicians assemble together to cure it's psychotic patients, also known as Gotham's Villians, and revert them back into their original state. But will the tables turn on them? Or will they be the first to do so? I do NOT own batman. Some references are based on the game Arkahm Asylum.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - The Joker, The Riddler/E. Nigma, Dr. Young, OC - Complete